the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 85

d.Nox · 10-15-2007, 01:55 PM

Granted. Ever hear the term "idiot savant?"

I wish I had a silver bridge on the left side of my mouth to match the right side.

Valerius · 10-15-2007, 02:25 PM

Granted, but it weighs a ton and slurrs your speech and makes you sound like a retard each time you talk.

I wish I had $500 right now!

(heartofflames) · 10-15-2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by d.Nox

Granted. Ever hear the term "idiot savant?"

I wish I had a silver bridge on the left side of my mouth to match the right side.

huh... I get called that, but in a less subtle form.

anyways, granted, you have 500 dollars...but as you walk with it bouncing happily in your pocket, it is stolen by a proffesional pickpocket.

I wish I didn't have to sing sappy songs in front of the entire student body as a result of being in the chorus.

††BlackRose†† · 10-15-2007, 04:06 PM

Granted, now you have to do a weird dance in front of the entire body, including the parents while everyone is singing. The spotlight is shined on you the whole time, and you are laughed at until you change schools.

I wish I get an 85% average this year.

Dead Angel · 10-15-2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ††BlackRose††

I wish I get an 85% average this year.

You get the grades, but because of my having to delete a post you are embarassed out of the school because a a relationship witha nonhuman (not xenoform) and stuck in the buckle of the bible belt as a hobo and cannot get out without converting to Cukooanity as a monk/nun and moving to Rome.

You are terminally unhappy in the hick town of fifty you find yourself in.

I want a working A-Bomb with fifty ounces of plutonium delievered to the Communist Party Central Committe in China directly. With one second on the timer.

Nevan · 10-15-2007, 11:11 PM

Granted - but you're strapped to the bomb.

I wish I was better at computer programming.

Sovetcke · 10-16-2007, 02:55 AM

Granted - You become obsessed with it, Then you start hacking government sites, and get sent to jail .

I wish i had more sugar in my blood !

Anarasha · 10-16-2007, 04:14 AM

Granted, but you die of overdose.

I wish I could speak Russian and see the culture there before returning home with no Russian jail or punishment involved.

(heartofflames) · 10-16-2007, 01:10 PM

Granted, but when you actually go to russia, you are shunned by the Russians because of your "bad american russian" and you are captured by a Russian gang and pummeled until you are paralyzed for life.

I wish I had a scanner...

biohazard · 10-20-2007, 11:00 PM

Granted.
You now scan a picture of yourself, and post it somewhere on the internet. Then, another person takes your picture and edits it, showing it on the internet, and thus humiliating you.

I wish I didn´t have to use glasses, but could see well.

Amarantha · 10-21-2007, 08:23 PM

Granted.
You become able to see through people's clothing, which is mostly a bad thing.

I wish that I had my own apartment.

biohazard · 10-21-2007, 09:36 PM

Granted. You have your own apartment, but unfortunately it is in the same street as your parent´s home, which means that they can monitor what you do.

I wish I could play video games longer.

raggedyanne · 10-21-2007, 10:40 PM

Granted, but you have get stuck on that room with the spikes in God of War II and can't figure out how to escape alive so you spend all your extra time getting pissed off.

I wish I had the self disceplin to be anorexic.

Nevan · 10-22-2007, 12:32 AM

Granted - you discipline yourself through means of flaggelation (spelling!?), you now have the appearance of a fleshy skeleton covered with god-awful scars.

I wish I didn't feel so tired today.

Amarantha · 10-22-2007, 12:35 PM

Granted. You ward off your tiredness with cocaine, which turns you into a crackhead.

I wish I lived closer to the person I love.

(heartofflames) · 10-22-2007, 06:53 PM

Granted. You get a spot right next to them, but then they die an untimely death and you go to the wake to find the body was never found.

I wish I wasn't such a douchebag....

Dead Angel · 10-30-2007, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by (heartofflames)

Granted. You get a spot right next to them, but then they die an untimely death and you go to the wake to find the body was never found.

I wish I wasn't such a douchebag....

You transform into a Alpha Jock over the course of two years only to discover that when you look back oat your diary you become depressed and shoot yourself.*

I want a cookie.

*Opinion: Alpha Jocks are not douchebags. You didn't specify who's opinion you were talking about.

(heartofflames) · 10-30-2007, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead Angel

You transform into a Alpha Jock over the course of two years only to discover that when you look back oat your diary you become depressed and shoot yourself.*

I want a cookie.

*Opinion: Alpha Jocks are not douchebags. You didn't specify who's opinion you were talking about.

XD in my opinion they certainly are....sometimes.

Granted. You get your cookie, and it's extra chewy and soft. You eat the cookie, and decide to watch TV for some reason. You discover that the cookie company is getting sued because of their use of human body parts to give their cookies texture.

I wish that my voice was back to normal.

biohazard · 10-30-2007, 10:25 PM

Granted. Upon having your voice back, you began to sing alot, and you become distracted and fall of stairs. You brake your left wrist.

I wish I could be three years younger.

Graveyard.Crow · 10-30-2007, 10:30 PM

Granted, but then you can't screw all those older guys and legally get away with it.
I sure wish I could spit fire

biohazard · 10-30-2007, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow

Granted, but then you can't screw all those older guys and legally get away with it.
I sure wish I could spit fire

I wouldn´t mind that, wish my corrupted wish could become true

Granted. But you cannot control your new power, and you end up burning a lot of things, including part of your hair and clothing.

I wish life had a delete button.

Graveyard.Crow · 10-30-2007, 11:42 PM

Oh, good one.

Granted, but then if you deleted someone out of anger, and then wanted them back, there wouldn't be an undo button now would there

actually I wish I had the power to produce mist that made men pretty much so turned on that they couldn't even operate, at the flick of a finger, like poison ivy.

d.Nox · 10-31-2007, 09:13 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, you aren't immune to the effects of the mist, and spend the rest of your life in a nymphomaniacal haze.

I wish I were off work already, so I could enjoy my Halloween properly.

(heartofflames) · 10-31-2007, 12:55 PM

Granted. You get off of work, but when you return home, there is breaking news that every club, store, and restaurant is to be closed and every door locked because there is a terrorist invasion. Unfortunately, the terrorist come barging through your doors and capture you as their hostage.

I wish I was able to watch R-rated movies....mainly horror flicks.

korinna5555 · 10-31-2007, 02:53 PM

Granted, however you now must watch the worst, cheesiest, stupid horror movies NON STOP.

I wish I could move to Colorado already..