the Corrupted Wishes game

[Duane]

Granted, but you are forever trapped there, and tortured by insane grizzly bears who be led by Ghengis Kahn!!!

I wish I had awesome guitar playing skills.

[Stormtrooper of Death]

Granted but you cannot ever put down the guitar and it is forever part of your body!

I wish I had a band!

[Duane]

Granted, but the band will go nowhere, you'll never even be able to record a single.

I wish I all hot women were attracted to me.

[(heartofflames)]

They are, but they smother you with their love, and crush you with their hugs, leaving your battered and broken.

I wish I could draw like a professional.

[Catch]

Granted, and you will get cripling artritus in two years right before you become acknowledged in the artworld.

I wish I income tax would be deemed illegal by the Supreme Court.

[Murasaki eyeliner]

it is,but they then repalce it with a tax on all eyeliner and hair dye

i wish my nails wouldent break so often.........

[Aaroneet]

Granted; they are strong enough to break everything they touch.

I wish I knew how to live in the present moment.

[Scotty_Sunday]

Granted. You are focused so much on the present that you can't even remember what happened five minutes ago.

I wish I could drive.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted but every time you drive you have to listen to 50 cent..


I wish I could freestyle..

[thekorupt]

Granted. But you can only communicate in rhyme, and freestyling becomes all consuming to the point that no one will speak to you out of sheer annoyance.

I wish I had never bought that stupid pokemon game for my husband....

[Aaroneet]

Granted; he won't stop talking about how much he wants it.

I wish I never had a craving for sweets again.

[TheBloodEternity]

Granted, but if you eat anything with any sugar whatsoever you go into anaphylactic shock.

I wish my hair was naturally darker.

[thekorupt]

Granted. Your hair is naturally so dark that it reflects no light, thus always looking dead and lifeless (and not in a good way)

I wish pot were legal.

[(heartofflames)]

Granted: pot is now legal and the world is full of sky-high freaks that destroy the universe.

I wish I were more charismatic.

[thekorupt]

Granted. You are so charismatic that everyone around you hates you. Your perkiness drives a coworker over the edge and they bring a gun to work and start shooting... guess who they look for first.

I wish I had Jessica Biel's body.

[Tauschung]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of Jessica Biel's lifeless body. Hope you have someone to help you hide it.

I wish people would stop confusing Goths with emos.

[Wingweaver_The_Vampire]

Granted. One day, you went into the most popular broadcasting radio station, there was a song... you smashed the machine which was playing the song, took a microphone and yelled "STOP CONFUSING GOTHS WITH EMOS!!! LEARN MORE ABOUT GOTHS YOU #$@#@$!" because you were so angry that it happened with you. Everyone stopped with the confusion, but now you're sentenced for 1 year in jail for doing this illegal act.

I wish i was a goth wizard who rules the world and everyone loves him.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but that fear turns into love, and you become paranoid. Your iron-fisted policy goes against the idea of being open to interpretation, one that can be considered to exist at the core of the Gothic movement. As a result, Goths disassociate themselves from you, when the whole time you were merely in search of an identity.

I wish I had something other than Joy Division stuck in my head.

[thekorupt]

Granted. "She bangs, she bangs, oooo baby when she moves, she moves, ooo baby cuz she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee..."

Ricky Martin is now stuck in your mind. Forever.

I wish I had a new couch that was actually comfortable and looked good.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted but hobos always sneak into your house and sleep on it..


I wish I was better at sk8ing.

[thekorupt]

Granted. You discover a compulsive love for roller disco, and while you try to hide it, you cannot deny your love any longer, and reveal your secret to the world, becoming the most extreme dork ever to put on skates.

On the plus side, you have an excellent routine to anything that Donna Summers ever sang...

I wish my eyes weren't so dark.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

(I ment sk8t boarding.... I'm already awesome on rollerblades.. what do you think I spent all my time in middle school doing?)


Granted. Your eyes become so white they look like blind person eyes...



I wish My Madarin was as good as my JPN...

[LiUsAiDh]

Granted, your skill at mandarin remains the same, you just forget all your Japanese.

I wish I was taller.

[Ebbhead]

You triple in height, thus turning into a freak. Travel becomes a nightmare and you can't find clothes that fit or a bed the right size.



I wish Cubanate would reform. Now the obvious thing that could go wrong here is that people with better music taste than me find out and decide to destroy Phil & Marc for good

[Aaroneet]

Granted; Phil and Marc are destroyed. Cubanate becomes no more.

I wish I wasn't an insomniac.