the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 113

ellelino · 10-09-2008, 03:57 AM

Granted. Now you know the lesson so well that everyone is coming to you to explain it to them, and giving you their work to do it for them, and everyone is using you so you can't tell who's your friend anymore. Your so stressed that you end up failing!!

I wish I can bring my best friend back from the dead

Geoluhread · 10-09-2008, 04:03 AM

Granted, But He Comes Back As Zombie And He Eats You
(BTW, The Corruption of $hade's wish is what's happening to me right now, except the friends and failing part)

I wish That mom would stop telling me to buy lottery tickets!!

ellelino · 10-09-2008, 04:06 AM

Granted. She eventually gives up and doesn't tell you too, but that same day, the ticket that was infront of you but you didn't buy wins. You're the only person who knows, but the guilt is killing you that you confess everything in your suicide note...
I wish my girlfriend would die!

Geoluhread · 10-09-2008, 04:10 AM

Granted......? (that's the only corruption it needs)
Then why is she your girlfriend?...

I wish that no one smoked... EVER!!

jack_the_knife · 10-09-2008, 04:19 AM

Granted, due to no one smoking anymore the government can't collect enough tax for the healthcare system and a lot of people die

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I wish that I could actually write someting worth reading

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Geoluhread · 10-09-2008, 04:22 AM

Granted.. But as soon as you write your masterpiece.. it burns Bwahahahahahaaha..
I wish i could spend more time in the internet Cafe

BLEED REBELION!!! · 10-09-2008, 04:36 AM

Granted, you never leave and have to survive on nothing but lattes (sp?)

I wish I was really good at the violin.

ellelino · 10-09-2008, 04:38 AM

Ganted... you are the best at it, but as every rising start, you do drugs and die of an overdose!

I wish I didn't have to go back to work now

$haDe · 10-09-2008, 06:21 AM

Granted, They fired you.

I wish my English essay will have a stronger point and I would have any grade that's better than 51.7 %

@Geo : My corruption came true a long time ago
(except that I didn't fail)

ellelino · 10-09-2008, 07:28 AM

Granted. You are going to ACE the exam, but your point will be so important and strong, that the CIA hears of it, and kidnap you~~

I wish I could read minds

$haDe · 10-09-2008, 07:52 AM

Granted!! You've read the mind of a guy next door and saw Oprah humped by Yoda. It was so bad that you have to throw youself out of the 20 stories-high building.

I wish I'll pass my History test tomorrow!!! Iroquois and the Algonkian and stuffs !!!!

jack_the_knife · 10-09-2008, 09:59 AM

Granted, you pass your history test, but with every point you gain on the test one of the people you know dies.

I wish that I could be more intelligent.

$haDe · 10-10-2008, 10:41 AM

Granted, But you got deaf and disabled

I wish that people will ....softer than usual when they ....got angry.

Geoluhread · 10-10-2008, 10:51 AM

Granted... They are so warm and fuzzy to the point that makes you sick

I wish i wasn't worried right now

Beowulf · 10-10-2008, 11:01 AM

A: Granted, something pops up and takes away all your present worries for now ... !!!.

I wish I could play `Flight Of The Bumble Bee` !!!.

Hi Geo (how are you) !!!. *waves*

$haDe · 10-11-2008, 02:11 AM

Granted, You got hit by a truck while planning about it.

I wish I'll understand my bf more than usual.
(He looks worried about me,somehow. But I don't know what it is?)

NightmareInShiningArmour · 10-11-2008, 03:57 AM

Granted but he begins to worry more than usual because you can understand him more than he can understand himself and he leaves you.

I wish that I had more stuff to DIY clothes with!

$haDe · 10-11-2008, 04:05 AM

ZOMG!! That was so mean...!!

Granted, But you have to sell your house and everything in it.

I wish I'll pass the English test on Monday.

NightmareInShiningArmour · 10-11-2008, 04:42 AM

*hugs* Awww I'm sorry Shade, see, it's all better now!

Oh and... Gladly sell ma house ^_^

Granted but you fail everything else.

I wish that I could play drums faster and better.

Elysiume · 10-11-2008, 05:09 AM

Granted, but drums will become obselete and all be chopped up for firewood.

I wish I could paint the nails of my right hand.

NightmareInShiningArmour · 10-11-2008, 05:20 AM

Granted but once you get it right, your hand falls off.

I wish that there was a Cure concert near me.

Elysiume · 10-11-2008, 05:25 AM

Granted, but they will play only covers of Britney Spears songs.

I wish my pets wouldn't keep dying.

NightmareInShiningArmour · 10-11-2008, 05:28 AM

I think a suicide fest would be in order.

Granted but the ones that are already dead come back as undead and eat you.

I wish that... I could download movies faster.

Elysiume · 10-11-2008, 06:07 AM

Granted, but seven days after you watch them, a little girl comes to your house and kills you.

I wish I was allowed to dye my hair.

Geoluhread · 10-11-2008, 06:31 AM

Granted, but when you dye it, all your hair comes off... (Why aren't you allowed?)

I wish that i get healthy for tomorrow's outting