the Corrupted Wishes game

[MegearaErotica]

(Sorry about my previous post, it was three in the morning here)
Granted, you're in perfect shape, but as soon as you get there, you break your leg.

I wish that my sister wasn't reading over my shoulder.

[Geoluhread]

Granted... She kicks you out of the chair.

I wish they showed new episodes of the moment of truth on tv

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted but they all suck.


I wish that I could meet Lauryn Hill!!!

[Geoluhread]

Granted, but she totally ignores you.

I wish that my friend and i will have fun tomorrow

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted but you are forced to do stupid things that your friend thinks is fun and end up dead from a car surfing crash.. sry



I wish I had a cue lil elf who would do all the school work I didnt feel like doing and that all the answers he/she put would be correct.

[Geoluhread]

Granted, but the elf will only do what you say if you scratch his butt (sorry)

I wish that i had a better graphics' card

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted, but it get stolen, by a ghost..


I wish I could sing like Kokia;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPUNX...D90CB8&index=6

[Geoluhread]

Ok, i can't watch videos but granted, you sing exactly like him/her. Meantime there is a group of people who plan to assassin her/him, they make a mistake and kill you instead since you sound like her

I wish my face didn't have acne

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted it all migrates to you ass... (HA that was great).


I wish Oprah would give me money so that I can do he exchange to Japan next year......................................

[Geoluhread]

Granted but japan turns out to be a disgusting place

[NightmareInShiningArmour]

I can't grant your wish, it's too... non-existent.

I wish that I had an 80gb iPod classic.

[Elysiume]

Granted, but it plays only awful music, mixed with screaming of a thousand lost souls with bronchitis.

I wish I could redecorate my room.

[Solumina]

Granted it is now redecorated, with a lovely pink and lilac color scheme, complete with a sparkling unicorn on your door.

I wish that I had friends who were healthy enough to hang out with and who didn't have to work every weekend

[MegearaErotica]

Granted, but they blow you off anyways and hang out with someone else.
I wish I could stop crying.

[$haDe]

Granted, You eyeballs sporked out.


I wish I'll be more active when something bad happened.

[Elysiume]

Granted, but you only ever make the situation worse, causing you to lose all of your friends and go insane.

I wish I didn't keep getting eyeliner in my eye, oh the pain.

[Solumina]

Granted, instead you now can apply your eyeliner perfectly. This attracts the attention of a man named Bubba who now wants to hear you squeal like a pig.


I wish I wasn't so broke at the moment.

[Elysiume]

Hehe. Granted, you never have to worry about money ever again, but the apocalypse will come and everyone will die except you, therefore making your money worthless.

I wish I was allowed to wear my perfect eyeliner to school.

[Solumina]

...apparently you don't mind squealing like a pig for Bubba

Now your eyeliner has caught the attention of Bubba's friend Jimbo who has decided that you look mighty tasty. He invites you over to his house for a study session and then hacks you to bits. Jimbo is very disappointed when he discovers that long pig does in fact not taste like pork but instead like chicken.

I wish that I had some yummy veggies to eat.

[Elysiume]

Well that depends, is he hot?
Granted, but they are evil GM veggies that claw their way out of your tummy after you eat them. =)

I wish eyeliner tasted as good as it looks.

[Nocturne Midnight]

Granted, it tastes so good that every time you get a taste it's like an orgasm in your mouth and you constantly have to change clothes because you constantly masturbate to the taste of eyeliner. (a bit much? maybe.)

I wish I was Sylar (like from Heroes)

[Duane]

Granted, but your head falls off, and the power escape, and enter me.

I wish I had a million bucks.

[Nocturne Midnight]

Granted now you have a million male horny elk.

I wish I was part of the CKY crew.

[jack_the_knife]

Granted, you roll of a building in a barrel break your spine and are paralyzed.

I wish I could ban trolls that aggravate me

[dead_dreams]

granted but with no reward for your efforts, they just return.

I wish I had more friends