the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 10

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-25-2005, 02:08 AM

Not Again!! Stop Beating Me Dark Angel!!!

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque

Granted...You didn't have to work anymore *Oh shit, I'm out of ideas* And you get all the money you want...but you no longer *think Demonista, think!* have a *just say it!* Neck!!! Yes, and you'll be known as No Neck Mcgee.

demonista - you are PRECIOUS!

darkangel - granted. and you know my mouth ain't gonna stop there.

demonista - granted. poof! they've disappeared - and replaced with three buddhas for every one gone. and so on... and so on...

i wish my coffee was working to keep me up. i still have 2 hours before i can leave.

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 02:23 AM

granted. it's 4.

as for the pics - just remember - site rules = no nudity. send all nude pics to my e-mail at edible_eye@********** - as long as you're legal, which i believe you are, darkangel.

thank you.

i wish there was a never ending type o tune.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-25-2005, 02:26 AM

Granted....There's a never ending tune....But Demonista is out of ideas....So somehow, you die.

I wish more people would reply to my Weird Childhood Stories thread!! *hint, wink, nudge, poke*

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-25-2005, 02:32 AM

Toilet combs = Love

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by darkangel29

I wish E_E would tell me how old he thinks I am, no peeking at profile.

i already looked at your profile when you first joined. i do for almost everyone, or at least those i take interest in, hoping they'll fulfill my need for coherent, tantalizing conversation - tantalizing not necessarily in a sexual way although not minding if it is. anyway, if i remember correctly, you're 18.

i wish my brain didn't feel like it was coated in lint.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-25-2005, 02:44 AM

Granted....It now feels like it's coated in beer batter

I wish that the idiots at my school would explode

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque

I wish that the idiots at my school would explode

granted. each one of them does, as soon as he or she is beside you, thusly spattering you with their gore.

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Originally Posted by darkangel29

I wish I could go to sleep.

granted. and jason from friday the 13th spears you through the back from beneath your bed, just like he did in the second one, i think.

17, huh? sigh. i'm too old. and you're too young. that's ok though. 1 year ain't so bad...

doesn't take away from the fact you're gorgeous.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-25-2005, 02:49 AM

Granted, you go to sleep...and whilst you're asleep, some crazy ugly man with a deformed face eats the skin on your face, so you wake up in the morning feeling sad because you have no skin to put makeup on

I wish that I could forget about the whole python/alligator story.

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by darkangel29

Thank you so much E_E. It's nice to hear a compliment once in a blue moon.

you're welcome. i try to drop them in where i can with all this death, mayhem, destruction and mutilation.

oh, and granted. although when you're not in school, it's mandatory to count grains of sand at the beach. soldiers with rifles pointed at your skull stand over you, demanding you count out loud and if you take longer than 7 seconds between grains, they shoot.

i wish i had a cool pen right now instead of these bic things.

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 03:03 AM

granted. but now it's too proper and believes you have no say in its style.

i wish i had the time to edit my stories over the w/e.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-25-2005, 03:18 AM

Granted, Your room is now clean, but the rest of the house turns into a dump.

I wish that I could eat all the KFC in the world and not get fat.

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 03:36 AM

granted. instead, all that chicken consumption alters your dna and you become a chicken. colonel sanders stumbles upon you one day while you're pecking the ground and he can not believe his luck, being that you're so friggin' cute, he captures you and puts you in a cage as his pet... until you're big enough to be slaughtered.

i wish i could blast my tunes right now and charge into patient rooms, screaming.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-25-2005, 03:44 AM

I used to have a pet chicken.... But anyway

Granted! But when you charge, you were'n't looking where you're heading and you smash into a wall of syringes full of morphine.

So you are left lyin' on the floor, drooling after being sedated with loud music blasting, and people dancing around you.

I wish the Twilight Zone was still on T.V

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 06:11 AM

granted. and while you're watching, you see yourself walk onto the television screen, stating quite plainly that you just took an overdose and wanted to say good bye to yourself. amazingly, you start to feel drowsy and hit the floor.

i wish i had more jack since i have a ton of coke....

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 06:54 AM

granted. you move to massachusetts and become my sex slave.

oh yeah... wait a second... let me think about this....

yeah. i wish that happens.

Ariis · 10-25-2005, 02:46 PM

Granted... now you're in class trying to learn
stuff that is way above what you know and
you get an F on the course.

I wish I was a vampire again and not M_I's
sex slave!!!

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 03:35 PM

granted. and you enjoy three mintues worth of freedom before mortalitas is converted as well. she recaptures your vampiric ass and makes you her salve-bitch for eternity.

i wish i was more awake.

Ariis · 10-25-2005, 03:39 PM

Granted... Now you can't sleep.
Your awake 24/7 and you decide to kill your
self just so you could get some rest.

I wish I could at least be someone else's
sex slave. Not Edible Eye!!!

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 03:51 PM

are you female? if not, there's no chance of you being mine anyway.

that aside - granted. mortalitas gives you to her new fuck buddy. that way she gets to share...

i wish i had some more ravioli and meatballs.

1TOOMANY · 10-25-2005, 04:01 PM

Granted you get the most delicious ravioli and meatballs you ever tasted, but after wolfing down the whole plate. You come to find out the meatballs were actually human balls and the ravioli was stuffed with ground human lungs.

I wish i had a ten gallons of dago red!

polished_wolf_claws · 10-25-2005, 04:24 PM

granted, so the night before you drink far too much alcohol, subcome to alcohol poisoning and end up in rehab for the next twenty years, your roomie a freakishly stout and eats her own hair *not just chewing, but pulling scalp out and eating*

I wish there weren't lemming thumbs up my ass...

demoncross · 10-25-2005, 04:38 PM

Granted the lemming are tired of sticking just their thumb and have decided to go spelunking in your asshole and begin digging all over till you die a horrible death by anally hemorrhaging.

I wish I could travel by setting my mind at motion

1TOOMANY · 10-25-2005, 04:42 PM

Granted you can travel with your mind but it's never where you want your destination to be, it's always some hellhole.

I wish i never sustained serious injury when i eat it! Insurance just isn't what it used to be.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-25-2005, 05:08 PM

Granted. You're so happy now that you eat and eat and eat, if nothing else than to show off. You eventually eat so much that your stomach actually ruptures and you die an agonizing death. More cake?

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Originally Posted by Xnguela

Granted, but you go to hell and K_M is already there and the torture continues as your eternal punishment!

I wish I knew all my lines!!!

Ahh, Xnguela, you're too kind.

I wish Ariis was stuck in an eternal time loop of me torturing him as M_I and I have sex. Demonista can join too.