the Corrupted Wishes game

[NightmareInShiningArmour]

Originally Posted by Wingweaver_The_Vampire

Granted, a truck falls on your TV lolll (now let's just pretend you said on "the" tv )

I wish i could turn invisible (and then turn back to visible whenever i want to)

Granted but you develop a fear that people are out to tap the source of your power and get paranoid, eventually leading to suicide.

I wish that my computer chain was more comfortable.

[Aaroneet]

Granted; you never want to leave it.

I wish my friend's concert was tomorrow.

[disorder]

Granted. But because it happened so soon, the organization of it wasn't thought through well enough and it was just one disaster after another.

I wish school started an hour later.

[Deadmanwalking_05]

(Nodds) Granted....Shortly after gaining your new ability ,you lose your sight. (I'm always nine steps behind)

I wish things had worked out with Erica C.

[IsolatedReptile]

They did, but you have to live with the fact that neither of you are truly happy.

I wish I didn't have to play games with other people at work to get where I want to be.

[meezerosity]

Granted, they pull a Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer on you and now you never get anywhere.

I wish my kitten would stop shitting on the carpet and figure out that when I place him in the litter box, he's supposed to do his business there.

[IsolatedReptile]

He does discover this. Then it comes to your intention that he's more intelligent than the average cat. Then he becomes the cat that watches you through the ceiling because he's learned how to travel through dimensions and eventually kills domo and becomes a god.

I wish I understood why it is some songs can make me feel so strongly and others make me feel hollow.

[Geoluhread]

Granted, But as you come to an understanding every time you listen to a song that makes you feel hallow, you physically become empty inside little by little and that cannot be replaced by any good song, eventually you die

I wish i didn't open Gnet as often as i do *guilty of being a Gnet junky*

[NightmareInShiningArmour]

Granted but you instead become a heroin junkie, and end up ODing

[Geoluhread]

You forgot to make a wish

I wish that nightmareinshiningarmour would make a wish

[constanza]

granted,but then your reply to that wish makes underwater ophelia flame you for a month!!

i wish i could wear high heels.

[IsolatedReptile]

Originally Posted by constanza

granted,but then your reply to that wish makes underwater ophelia flame you for a month!!

i wish i could wear high heels.

Granted. But then you trip and fall and the video taken by your "best" friend ends up on G.Net.

I wish I understood a gravitational singularity better.

[Joker_in_the_Pack]

Originally Posted by IsolatedReptile

Granted. But then you trip and fall and the video taken by your "best" friend ends up on G.Net.

I wish I understood a gravitational singularity better.

Granted, but in exchange you would forget how to get to your house from your favorite hang out spot.

I wish someone woudl do something about this fucked government.

[Corpsey]

Your fucked up government has been fixed! Replaced! Rejoyce! Chairman Mao has come forth from the dead to replace all issues that developed from your prehistoric government. Get ready for the cultural revolution!

*Burns all your books and forms of literacy*

Dun (John) Donne Dunnn!

I wish my cracked lip would heal.

[NightmareInShiningArmour]

Granted but you suffer internal bleeding for no apparent reason and die.
I'm so nice.

I wish that I knew what my girlfriend was so upset about.

[constanza]

you develop mind reading powers and find and solve your girlfriends source of angst.however while you were trawling her mind you find out that she has dirty fantasys about gordon brown coverd in peanut butter,these visons haunt you at every mealtime for the rest of your life.

i wish that my pet cacti didnt prickle me when i pick it up.

[LiUsAiDh]

Your pet cacti get stolen and separated through the mists of time.

I wish I had some friends round to my house.

[constanza]

Your friends magicly appear outside your door bearing gifts of pizza and champagne.But then all their myspace friends turn up and it turns out that the myspacers have invited all of their friends too.

Once your finaly get rid off them you go to bed. But in the middle of the night you start to hear strange mushy sounds, you gingerly leans over the side of your bed only realise that michal jackson has tagged along for the ride and is eating the wallpaper in your bedroom. you chase him out the house only to realise that russle brand is camping out in your airing cupboard and peter andre has eated all your cheetos....

i wish my cat wouldent start wresteling matches with my bantam chickens....

[Saya]

Granted, they have very epic battles together, but they get to talking to each other and decide they don't need you, and revolt.

I wish I had a job as a video game critic, and the magazine that publishes my work buys all my games for me.

[Aaroneet]

Granted; your house floods with games.

I wish it was noon.

[Geoluhread]

Granted, it becomes noon But the weather becomes too hot

I wish my mom would come home now from work and get me my favorite kind of chips!!

[Corpsey]

Your mum has returned home and has with her surprisingly YOUR FAVOURITE CHIPS!!! You quickly sit down to eat your chips and start to methodically devour your scrumptious morsels of carbohydrates until you start to fish out something that's not a chip. It's small and white and is wriggling around on top of a chip.

Enjoy your meal! >;]~

I wish I didn't have to do teaching tomorrow. If I die from internal bleeding I'm taking you down with me.

[TheBloodEternity]

Granted. It's because all of your students were killed.

I wish I wasn't sick at my stomach.

[IsolatedReptile]

Granted. But then you get a migraine forcing you into more pain in the head, and by proxy the stomach again.

I wish Battlestar Gallactica weren't so damned awesome.

[$haDe]

granted!! But it was banned for copying the 'star' from Star Wars


I wish my skin run paler!!!

ps. have it burn would b nice