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02-08-2010, 04:02 AM
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#1576
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
Posts: 1,423
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Avatar crisis here...
>_<
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Lady Astor: “If you were my husband, I’d put arsenic in your coffee.”
Churchill: “Madam, if I were your husband, I’d drink it!”
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02-08-2010, 05:09 AM
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#1577
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 290
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Dear Taxachusetts,
Ticketing people to gain more revenue SUCKS and I hate you for making me pay a 200 dollar ticket that I fully deserved.
:: counts out money begrudgingly ::
sad face.
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02-08-2010, 10:50 AM
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#1578
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Swivellyplateswivellyplateswivellyplaaaaate!.....* swivelswivel*
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02-08-2010, 11:28 AM
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#1579
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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The film will be completed when Markram succeeds. Don't hold your breath.
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/02/04...-about-ma.html
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-08-2010, 01:49 PM
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#1580
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
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My girlfriend and I have mutually decided to get smashed out of our minds for valentines day and spend it having sex and not leaving the house.
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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02-08-2010, 02:50 PM
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#1581
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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From SNL News: Police in Germany say that a woman watching the sunset on a webcam spotted a man lost on the frozen North Sea, and saved his life by alerting authorities. But who's going to save the life of the woman who watches sunsets on a webcam?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-08-2010, 03:34 PM
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#1582
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack
My girlfriend and I have mutually decided to get smashed out of our minds for valentines day and spend it having sex and not leaving the house.
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Sounds like the perfect Valentine's Day to me! My sister is still feeling down after a really bad relationship so I think I'll try to convince her to take the night off and go downtown with me.
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02-08-2010, 03:40 PM
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#1583
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
Sounds like the perfect Valentine's Day to me! My sister is still feeling down after a really bad relationship so I think I'll try to convince her to take the night off and go downtown with me.
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If she's feeling down, you should share this with her:
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-08-2010, 04:15 PM
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#1584
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Long Beach/Phelan, CA
Posts: 37
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I hate all men.
I have decided to be asexual, and I will reproduce by budding.
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Tonight I am going to Hollywood to see Metal Skool.
It's some sort of concert and comedy act I guess.
Anyone else have upcoming plans?
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02-08-2010, 06:03 PM
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#1585
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
Posts: 3,231
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Budding? Not by parthenogenesis, then? I am disappointed.
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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02-08-2010, 06:12 PM
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#1586
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Earth.
Posts: 479
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Whoh!
My paper is going very well.
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"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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02-08-2010, 06:58 PM
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#1587
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Infront mi cogida laptop
Posts: 307
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'Working on my assignment' Vitamin B's got a lot of family! It's wasting my time.
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02-08-2010, 07:31 PM
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#1588
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
If she's feeling down, you should share this with her:
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lol I love Garfield.
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I Like Cheese!
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02-08-2010, 07:32 PM
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#1589
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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i got to use azimuths today. I feel at least 3 kinds of archaic and nifty.
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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02-09-2010, 05:51 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 2,065
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I came back here for a single day and found someone's been posting under the name "Cicero1334".
Just thought I'd mention that isn't me. It's the last thing I'd be calling myself nowadays.
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02-09-2010, 05:57 AM
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#1591
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 290
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Quote:
Originally Posted by xXxRobynxXx
I hate all men.
I have decided to be asexual, and I will reproduce by budding.
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I just laughed hardcore about this. I feel you there.
lol.
=)
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02-09-2010, 07:21 AM
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#1592
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
Posts: 754
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I hate snow.
I hate snow.
I fucking hate snow.
I don't care if it's silent or secret or what Smilla thinks of it.
I still fucking hate it.
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02-09-2010, 07:35 AM
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#1593
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Hell Hall
Posts: 1,167
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i hate snow
i hate snow
i hate snow
i hate snow
i hate snow
i hate snow
i hate snow
i hate snow
i hate snow
i hate snow
i hate snow
i hate snow
i hate snow
especially for you.
what do you hate ?
i seem to have forgotten already.
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"While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die."
-Leonardo Da Vinci
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02-09-2010, 08:09 AM
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#1594
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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That made me laugh, there's a kid I know, who we happen to call by his last name, which is Snow. Funny.
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02-09-2010, 08:33 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Hell Hall
Posts: 1,167
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I came across that picture and thought it was hilarious.
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-Leonardo Da Vinci
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02-09-2010, 08:43 AM
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#1596
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 290
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We're getting a blizzard tonight. I am very unhappy about this.
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02-09-2010, 09:23 AM
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#1597
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by creature6
I came across that picture and thought it was hilarious.
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That ties right into this entry from www.textsfromlastnight.com that had me rolling in laughter:
(724): I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
ROTFLMAO!!!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-09-2010, 01:56 PM
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#1598
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I very unfortunately have to go to a hellhole all inclusive resort in Spain for a weekend at the end of April <_<. My oldest friend is getting married and so this will be her hen weekend so I cannot say no, he's be really upset. I need a burkha , a huge parasol and some factor 50 immediately !
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02-09-2010, 02:48 PM
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#1599
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 5
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I'm going out Friday night. Haven't had a night out in a long ass time.
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02-09-2010, 07:43 PM
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#1600
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Greater KC area.
Posts: 87
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When the machines take over the world, snow will be illegal.
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