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Old 03-08-2009, 03:19 PM   #1
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Lordi - The Misheard Lyrics

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Old 03-08-2009, 06:25 PM   #2
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And on the third day, God smote Lordi for trying so hard to be a Power Metal version of GWAR, and failing so miserably.
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Old 03-08-2009, 09:57 PM   #3
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Agreed, but comeon, with lyrics like:

"Why hit a corgi?

I Am!"

How can you not love this video?

"...And Amelie bites a police deer!"
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Meh, they've got nothing on Anal Cunt.
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Old 03-09-2009, 11:02 AM   #6
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Not really. He was talking about funny lyrics. Keep up with the conversation Necro.
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Old 03-10-2009, 09:05 AM   #7
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They (Lordi) don't have funny lyrics, their lyrics are so garbled the guy making the video HEARD different, funnier lyrics in their song.

The song is actually called "Biomechanic Man"

Did you even watch the video I linked?
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:19 AM   #8
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Yes, I watched the video. What did you think I was talking about? Lordi's power-metal nonsense could hardly be called funny.
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Old 03-10-2009, 01:15 PM   #9
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How are they not funny?
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