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06-16-2011, 06:28 PM
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#2701
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Really?!? Ahahahahaha!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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06-17-2011, 12:25 AM
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#2702
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 416
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Yes, really.
I don't think she has used it yet though. Haha
I'd try it just for teh lulz.
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06-17-2011, 01:29 PM
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#2703
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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What's made my day today? I finally have my money to pay a pet deposit and get another cat. Five years is an eternity to live without a companion when you've always had pets in the house.
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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06-17-2011, 01:39 PM
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#2704
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Five years is seriously a long time. I am genuinely happy you're able to purr-sue getting a kitty.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-17-2011, 01:41 PM
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#2705
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Canada
Posts: 40
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I attended to second rave we've had at school. It was exhausting, but fun.
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06-17-2011, 01:55 PM
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#2706
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Five years is seriously a long time. I am genuinely happy you're able to purr-sue getting a kitty.
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It is, Ben. I feel a bit emotionally overwhelmed toady. When we were buying the carrier, food bowls, litter box and litter it kind of hit me in a wave that it was real. The happiness mixed with the stress of having to be out shopping with all of the lights, noise and people made me feel funny.
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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06-17-2011, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Two things perked my day up. This tweet:
@LouBrutus: Dear Vancouver: Don't riot because the Stanley Cup Champions aren't Canadians. Riot because Nickelback are Canadians.
And a couple of recent entries from Texts From Last Night:
(208): I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
(715): I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
(972): I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
(780): Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
(802): It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
(903): He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
(724): His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah! TFLN never fails to amuse!
Oh, and I got a call from a hiring agency about a possible job working in a Microsoft store downtown selling and activating Windows 7 phones. So that's something I'm pretty pumped about!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-17-2011, 04:37 PM
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#2708
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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That is fan-fucking-tastic news, Ben!
LOL at #715.
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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06-17-2011, 04:54 PM
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#2709
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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I helped a woman out of a crashed car about an hour ago.
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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06-17-2011, 04:58 PM
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#2710
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1,700
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Still Jack's story made my day.
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06-17-2011, 05:08 PM
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#2711
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack
I helped a woman out of a crashed car about an hour ago.
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Good on you for being an upstanding citizen!
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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06-18-2011, 08:46 AM
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#2712
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Lexington, KY
Posts: 237
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The fact that a couple weeks ago, I biked home about ten miles on a deathtrap with no brakes, and ran into an old friend who's hit hard times. I wound up hanging out with homeless skaters and taking kratom (which is raw).
Earlier that day, I was afraid I wouldn't make another trip, and famished from NO FOOD EVER. I sat behind a sign, which read 'I can't afford food. Please help', and a lovely and gracious woman who has my eternal gratitude gave me $20.
I was only going for $2 or $3. I was like, "Oh, my God! Thank you so much!"
Anyway, I wound up spending the remaining $17 on food for my newfound group of fellow human beings, who truly live.
We partook of Kroger's deli sandwitches together at 2:30 am, after which we retired to a long night of tripping on exhaustion and exotic herb powder. It still makes my day....
Even though I'm stuck in Wheelwright, KY right now, and I owe Lextran $694.30 in restitution which I currently cannot fathom how I am going to pay, and I still live in Lexington with the typical hillbillies in the FOX 56 10:00 news mugshots.
Actually, I came to the harsh realization that my life somewhat resembles an episode of Squidbillies.
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06-18-2011, 05:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu <-- click the link, of course!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-18-2011, 06:00 PM
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#2714
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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The international food fair. So many different kinds of sweet chilli noodles.
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06-18-2011, 06:13 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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That DOES sound good.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-18-2011, 09:20 PM
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#2716
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Drinking with friends, and I got a ukulele!
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06-18-2011, 09:32 PM
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#2717
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Flipping the bird at my MIL when she tried to take a sneaky photo of me. I hate having my picture taken.
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"Always be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle." - Plato
Help me, I'm holding on for dear life
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06-19-2011, 10:29 AM
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#2718
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
Drinking with friends, and I got a ukulele!
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Ukuleles rock!
I need to put $30 together so I can afford a DIY ukulele kit.
http://www.grizzly.com/products/Ukulele-Kit/H3125
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-19-2011, 10:54 AM
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#2719
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
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I don't know whether to be baffled by that or to love it...
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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06-20-2011, 04:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I found a compilation of quotes from The IT Crowd, one of my favorite all time sitcoms.
Moss: My mum's on Friendface. My mum! I've opened up another channel of communication with my mum.
Jen: Isn't that good?
Moss: No, it is not good! She has put down her current mood as 'sensual'.
Roy: "Shut up! I'm not interested! These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this personal ad. PS: No dogs."
Roy [to Moss]: How does yours sound?
Moss: Well, mine doesn't sound any good now.
Roy: Lets hear it.
Moss: [hesitates] "I'm going to murder you, you bloody woman!"
Roy: [thinks] You might want to play a bit hard to get.
Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
( quote compilation page)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-21-2011, 07:56 PM
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#2721
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I found a compilation of quotes from The IT Crowd, one of my favorite all time sitcoms.
Moss: My mum's on Friendface. My mum! I've opened up another channel of communication with my mum.
Jen: Isn't that good?
Moss: No, it is not good! She has put down her current mood as 'sensual'.
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Oh I love it! I'm so going to do this when babybat gets older - what such great entertainment!!
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"Always be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle." - Plato
Help me, I'm holding on for dear life
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06-21-2011, 10:47 PM
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#2722
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Jake is no longer detoxing from his excessive bromine exposure
for those curious much of any explanation will result in a long rant so I'll just say nobody had to go to the ER but it was bad enough that EMTs were called (though they were mostly just concerned with the children). I may or may not make a long post in the rant thread in the near future, just too tired to do it now.
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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06-21-2011, 10:50 PM
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#2723
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 416
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My boyfriend made my day just by exsisting.
He's a hoot.
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06-22-2011, 01:25 AM
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#2724
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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06-22-2011, 04:38 AM
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#2725
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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Having my Boss tell me that there will be no work on the shortest day of the year, due to the rain tumbling down, so I pull out my Mp3 Player, throw on some Jazz and start reading my German novel. It was pretty grouse when I had thought I was going to be knee deep in a bog for the majority of the day.
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"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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