There's this guy...

It's OK. Not great, but oh well.

[JCC]

Duck, you should pursue a label. Some of your music makes Merzbow sound like a hack, and Neophyte sound like Dutch teenagers fucking around with FruityLoops. Seriously.

I'm too happy making stuff how it is now, you know? It's far too late in the day to go try make something of it now. I'm hoping that when I die, they'll sell all my shit in the bunker, and then my music will end up all over the place, and no one will know who the fuck I am or where I came from or what's become of me. It'll be far out, manG!

[Bete Noire]

Good plan. But wouldn't it be better to fake your death, then you can watch it all happen?

[Xombie]

I can say I knew you on a forum. :K

[JCC]

Originally Posted by I Am Great.

I'm too happy making stuff how it is now, you know? It's far too late in the day to go try make something of it now. I'm hoping that when I die, they'll sell all my shit in the bunker, and then my music will end up all over the place, and no one will know who the fuck I am or where I came from or what's become of me. It'll be far out, manG!

Bitch, I want to see a Bipolar Joe LP sold in Asda so that true music gets to the masses rather than indulgent bullshit! I want to see Bipolar Joe SUPPORTED by Whitehouse, damn it!

Well, Justice Yeldham is opening for me at the Guantanamo Noise Fest in July !

I'm upping a cool metal / gabba mix I made a while back. Y'all might dig it.

[JCC]

Gabba is cool.

Duck, you break ma heart in pieces by not pursuing a label for your music. You know I've got a huge man crush on you and your sawngs.

It's all a game, baby. Plus, it's a big bonus getting a CD and knowing that someone put thought into it's actual creation instead of it being made on an assembly line. I've hand drawn all the covers since the '80s!

http://www.mediafire.com/?knbhrgdfmow

[LillithDuskcutter]

I talked to my Icelandic friend, Tinna.
She said that even if me and Hjalti did go out, he wouldn't wait for me, if you catch my drift.
Apparently, Icelandic teens aged 15 and over have sex 3 times a week.
So, I talked to Hjalti about this. I asked him would he wait 3 years with short visits inbetween for me to move over to Iceland and he replied:

i dont think i would. 3 years is a long time.

I then asked him if he would wait for me in that sense and he said no.
So, I think it's safe to say that I'm done with him.
I hate guys who don't wait. I really do. They make me sick.

Get used to it, toots.

[LillithDuskcutter]

That's where my cultrue and his culture clash.
Any self respecting teenager over here in Scotland would wait until they're both old enough and ready before they had sex. Icelandic teens are horny bastards. They have sex with anyone, according to Tinna, anyway. She knows that because that's what her cousin is doing.
I'm seriously considering going back to Symone. She didn't hurt me like boys do.

You speak so much shit, your butt hole is actually jealous.

First off, now that some guy in Iceland doesn't want to hang around THREE FUCKING YEARS for you to get there, they're all cunts, as well as being the nicest most awesome people in the world.

Secondly, any self respecting teenager ANYWHERE would be getting their fucking groove on and screwing each other, because that's what teenagers do, you fucking moron.

[Methadrine]

Originally Posted by LillithDuskcutter

They have sex with anyone, according to Tinna, anyway. She knows that because that's what her cousin is doing.
I'm seriously considering going back to Symone. She didn't hurt me like boys do.

I see you have received your masters degree in Generalization 101. Now be a good girl and continue to the next classroom for a session of Idiocy.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by LillithDuskcutter

I talked to my Icelandic friend, Tinna.
She said that even if me and Hjalti did go out, he wouldn't wait for me, if you catch my drift.
Apparently, Icelandic teens aged 15 and over have sex 3 times a week.
So, I talked to Hjalti about this. I asked him would he wait 3 years with short visits inbetween for me to move over to Iceland and he replied:



I then asked him if he would wait for me in that sense and he said no.
So, I think it's safe to say that I'm done with him.
I hate guys who don't wait. I really do. They make me sick.

In other words...

YOU WERE WRONG, BITCH.

What did I fucking say?

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by LillithDuskcutter

That's where my cultrue and his culture clash.
Any self respecting teenager over here in Scotland would wait until they're both old enough and ready before they had sex. Icelandic teens are horny bastards. They have sex with anyone, according to Tinna, anyway. She knows that because that's what her cousin is doing.
I'm seriously considering going back to Symone. She didn't hurt me like boys do.

I hope you end up alone.
And by "hope," I mean, "know you will."

Wait until she on another holiday and meets someone else. She should go to Poland!

[JCC]

If some crackpot from another country had a crush on me and asked me to be celibate for three years so that she could make moon eyes at me every six months or so when she comes over to my country, I would laugh right in her face.

Then I'd leave.

[LillithDuskcutter]

Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

In other words...

YOU WERE WRONG, BITCH.

I was not wrong.
He told me that he liked me, you cow.
Not my fault I have to go to fucking College for three years.
It's not my fault that he's a horny cunt who has the ability to wait 6 months before dumping someone.
And I Am Great, not all Scottish teens are horny fuckers. I ain't.
I wear a Purity ring because I want to. Not because my Grandparents made me.
I don't want to have sex, you moron.

No, you want sex, you just can't get any because you're a whiny little mook. Also, you said in Scotland, self respecting blah blah blah, meaning you're a dickhead and your fanny will more than dry up and scab over before anyone is even tempted to look at it. You are boring me now.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by LillithDuskcutter

I was not wrong.
He told me that he liked me, you cow.
Not my fault I have to go to fucking College for three years.
It's not my fault that he's a horny cunt who has the ability to wait 6 months before dumping someone.
And I Am Great, not all Scottish teens are horny fuckers. I ain't.
I wear a Purity ring because I want to. Not because my Grandparents made me.
I don't want to have sex, you moron.

You were wrong about him being so wonderful.

And I am not a cow. I actually have a beautiful figure with a small waist and nice tits.

[Apathy's_Child]

Originally Posted by LillithDuskcutter

I was not wrong.
He told me that he liked me, you cow.
Not my fault I have to go to fucking College for three years.
It's not my fault that he's a horny cunt who has the ability to wait 6 months before dumping someone.
And I Am Great, not all Scottish teens are horny fuckers. I ain't.
I wear a Purity ring because I want to. Not because my Grandparents made me.
I don't want to have sex, you moron.

Then you're gonna have trouble finding a guy.

I'm just sayin'.

Plus, the claim of a 16 yr old boy that he likes you means jack-shit, not because he's Icelandic, but because HE'S A 16 YR OLD BOY who wants sex, not 3 years of celibacy waiting for some chick he barely knows and is probably by now well and truly scared by. You were prepared to change your life on the basis of this promise. You know, everyone'd be a lot more patient if you'd just admit you were being stupid. It happens to us all.

But I'm guessing this intensely predictable development won't change your plans to move out there, right? I mean, since you weren't going because of him ANYway?

Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

I actually have a beautiful figure with a small waist and nice tits.

Also, Duckie is the most wonderful person ever and I want him to have my children.

I can confirm both of these.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Aw, sweetheart.