The Question Game

[skoteinh]

well, edible_eye, since you asked, somebody once told me that I have a smile "like sun sparkles on freshly fallen snow" :wink:

*sigh*

what's your favourite romantic holiday?

[edible_eye]

holiday, as in scheduled or by calendar - i guess it would be new year's day. no responsibility. staying in bed all day. everything's essentially fresh and new with a renewed promise for the future.

holiday, as in a trip - i enjoy cancun, mexico. beach front, warm ,sexy and beautiful. no matter where you stay, you're close to town. anytime you feel like partying, there's one within walking distance. if you want to avoid that, there's walks on the beach, massages, candles in the room, excellent food and friendly people. it's a safe environment so all one would need be concerned with is spending time together and relishing the one that is you.

whoever said that about your smile was dead on. i'll bet he's pretty touched you remember, also.


have you ever picked your nose and wiped it on someone from behind, only to watch it hanging on his or her clothes while they walked away?

[Bicth_in-the_Basement666]

no but that sounds funny as hell! i'll convice my friend brti to do that to some one.

If you had the choice to live forever but would age the same as the rest of humanity what would you do?, die or live forever old and feeble?

[edible_eye]

in the immortal words of the man who was hiccupping for 17 years on the simpsons - (hic!) kill me. (hic!) kill me. (hic!) kill me.


if you climbed to the top of a 20 foot tree and someone told you they'd give you 500 dollars to jump off, would you? if you hit the ground and broke a few bones and the guy just laughed and walked away without paying you, what would you do?

[ohthefuckwell]

considering it would take 500 bucks just to get me to climb said tree in the FIRST place, it would take quite a bit more for me to consider jumping. so, i'm going to go with, "uhhhhhh no."





what's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?


and, no. ex-girlfriend's don't count.





ha.

[edible_eye]

i never had a disgusting ex-girlfriend. they were all delicious.

the most disgusting thing i've ever eaten was REALLY spoiled milk. and yes, that counts because my jaw spasmed when it tasted it and i chewed the curds. yuck.


if an alligator rang your doorbell and asked you to come out and play, would you?

[Deadhymn]

most disgusting thing i've ever eaten has to be Chitlins....classic southern recipe. For those of you who dont know what this is, it's deep fat fried pig intestines.

For more on this dish.... http://www.moo-oink.com/ChitlinHistory.htm

[TeapotScar]

Hmm, this question needs more background to it.

Is the alligator wearing a three-piece suit?

[edible_eye]

it's whatever alligator you want it to be, teapot.

do you think your guts would squirt out if you were run over by a bus?

[Jane13]

Not really. There's a lot of raod-kill here. It's really gross, but no squirting guts. P.S. Was machst du jeztz means "What are you doing now?"

What is in special sauce?

[edible_eye]

depends. if you're in my bed - a whole lotta spermies. if you're in mc donald's - thousand island dressing. if you're in a chinese restaurant - don't ask.


would you be a stormtrooper if you could be?

[Toto_Kaos]

Fuck that, they are nothing more than drones with guns and plastic armor. Me, I'd be the hot intergalactic porn star that they keep pictures of inside their lockers, and plastered across the walls of their tiny living quaters.

If you were to write a comic based on your life, what would you call it?

[edible_eye]

- that's hot, toto -

my comic would be called - mark.

if you were served chinese food with a cooked cat's head right on top, staring at you with its shriveled, sunken eyes - would you eat it?

[Bicth_in-the_Basement666]

i'd probaly want to cry and no i defintly not!

if you could swicth your brain with any animal would you do it if so which one?

[edible_eye]

i'd switch it with a turtle. i've always wanted to slow down and it would be cool to try and pull my appendages in every time i sensed danger. kinda like epilepsy with a purpose.


if you woke one fine morning to find a neighbor in your backyard, naked and eating your grass (lawn, not pot), what would you do?

[Bicth_in-the_Basement666]

take a picture and call thier house to get whomever they were living with to help me remve them after i had taken several incrimanating pictures :twisted:

what would you do if you were sent an ugly stripper in a oversized birthday cake?

[edible_eye]

sit back, drink my beer and tell her to get on with the show. times-a-wastin', darlin'.


if you woke up only to feel something squirming down your throat, what would you do?

[Bicth_in-the_Basement666]

vomit and drink alot listerine,minty fresh baby!

what would you do if a squirel strated talking to you?

[ohthefuckwell]

i'd tell him he could have waited until i was fully awake.


ha.




if you had to go on living with only either music or books for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

[Bicth_in-the_Basement666]

music that way i would i could pretend to be in the band :wink:

if you had to live in a trailer or a boathouse which would you choose?

[edible_eye]

bicth -

i'd listen for a while, just to find out how his brain processes thoughts and then ask him how he and his brothers and sisters could never figure out that running across the street and stopping was a deadly pasttime, especially when there are dead squirrels everywhere. i'd need to know if he could recognize his own species.

ohthefuckwell -

that's hard. aside from the cute answer you gave which still has me distracted, i guess i'd have to go with books. that would be a shitty life, though devoid of type o, pantera, etc.


if you were out to breakfast and the sunny side up eggs you ordered arrived with two eyeballs floating in the yolk, what would you do?

[Bicth_in-the_Basement666]

take it home and keep it frozen in my freezer to creep random people out :twisted:

what would you do if a you had a magice monkey paw?

[ohthefuckwell]

i'd make may be here NOW.

*fucking sigh*




how long do you keep leftovers before you officially declare them "no good"?





(and in case i haven't mentioned it lately, dial-up fucking BLOWS!!!)

[edible_eye]

rub it and wish for 500 million dollars.

if your religion forbade you to ever trim your nose hair and for some reason, your genes made your nose hair grow to your knees, would you disobey your god and cut it?

[Panther]

Nah. I'd braid it and put beads in it.

would you agree to have your knees operated on so they bend backward for half a million dollars?