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03-02-2005, 04:39 PM
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#251
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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Apocalypse Now
"Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life."
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03-02-2005, 07:11 PM
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#252
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: your house
Posts: 212
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New York Minute
(Damn you, Granny. Damn you.)
"I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer."
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A thousand cups of wine do not suffice when true friends meet, but half a sentence is too much when there is no meeting of minds.
--Chinese proverb
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03-02-2005, 07:25 PM
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#253
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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The Philadelphia Story
"Maybe God has a bigger plan for me than I had for myself. Like this journey never ends. Like you were sent to me because I'm sick. To help me through all this. You're my angel. "
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03-05-2005, 09:52 AM
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#254
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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A Walk To Remember
Person one ~ HAAAAAAA!! Burn you mother!! BURN!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Person two ~ Daahn baytaaahn, ert maahn!
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03-05-2005, 12:06 PM
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#255
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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"Enemy Mine"
Ladies, you need female plumbing. Shove something clean and new up your filthy pipes. That's Liquid Drain Cleaner on aisle 3.
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03-05-2005, 02:19 PM
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#256
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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The Good Girl
What's your sign?
I'm sorry, it's unlisted.
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03-06-2005, 05:30 PM
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#257
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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High Anxiety
"Omission is betrayal."
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03-08-2005, 07:54 AM
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#258
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 372
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Little Black Book
I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said okay. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide
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03-08-2005, 03:00 PM
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#259
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Mallrats
Person 1: Don't blind people usually wear dark glasses?
Person 2: Do they? I've never seen a blind person.
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03-14-2005, 03:37 PM
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#260
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 372
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Good job killing the thread, Teapot.
1:Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.
2:He knows a lot about Sean Connery.
1:That's hardly a substitute
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03-14-2005, 03:49 PM
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#261
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Night on Earth
Trainspotting
"EG: When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding.
R: Understanding of what, master?
EG: Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of videocassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!"
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03-14-2005, 04:40 PM
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#262
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I haven't seen that movie in over ten years...Time Bandits, that is. Damn, now I'm going to have to watch it again.
Another blast from the past...
Her mouth shall make an interesting urinal!
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03-14-2005, 05:23 PM
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#263
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Blood Sucking Freaks
Person 1: What do you people want?
Person 2: Just a few more minutes of your time. About the same duration as the rest of your life.
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03-16-2005, 03:00 PM
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#264
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 372
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Near Dark. Awesome Lance Henrickson movie. Bar scene is great.
"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."
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03-17-2005, 12:45 AM
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#265
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,059
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American Beauty.
H - "You don't have any problems with moving to Cleveland?"
J - "Not really. I find most American cities to be depressing in the same way."
H - "And you're OK with the vasectomy thing?"
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03-17-2005, 01:07 AM
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#266
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by TeapotScar
Person 1: Don't blind people usually wear dark glasses?
Person 2: Do they? I've never seen a blind person.
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Just to be a pain in the ass,
That quote is from 'Night on Earth'
:roll:
Please resume with Pitseleh's quote.
:P
As you were...
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03-17-2005, 02:16 PM
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#267
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by pitseleh
American Beauty.
H - "You don't have any problems with moving to Cleveland?"
J - "Not really. I find most American cities to be depressing in the same way."
H - "And you're OK with the vasectomy thing?"
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American Splendor
(and thanks to EPS and Al for gettin' mah old quote!)
Don't eat the flan.
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03-19-2005, 11:44 AM
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#268
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Real Women Have Curves
and they do.
I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.
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03-19-2005, 11:51 AM
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#269
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Office Space!
Here's an easy one...
1: You don't want to hurt anyone.
2: But I do, and I'm sorry. It won't stop.
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03-19-2005, 01:08 PM
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#270
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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The Ring
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
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03-19-2005, 02:40 PM
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#271
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 411
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Major League!
(WooHoo! I finally got one!)
Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
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Lover, Bard, Phone Monkey, and MILF!
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03-19-2005, 02:58 PM
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#272
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: a small corner of hell
Posts: 58
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ConAir
Everything I know about losing I learned from you Dad
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03-29-2005, 02:09 PM
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#273
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 372
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Girlfight...pretty good movie actually...
1:Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
2: Learning about Cuba, and having some food
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03-29-2005, 02:26 PM
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#274
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: absofuckinglutely nowhere
Posts: 1,051
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fast times at ridgemont high
"i think he's trying to say it's not politically correct to fuck your sister."
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hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
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04-01-2005, 12:42 AM
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#275
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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LIE
"He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long."
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