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09-08-2008, 06:36 PM
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#2851
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
Posts: 954
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Granted, but you become stuck on the drop and wind up in a spiffy steam-powered wheelchair.
I wish txt speak did not exist.
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09-08-2008, 06:38 PM
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#2852
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: US
Posts: 1,530
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Granted, but phone plans charge big monies per lettre and an average txt message costs roughly $24.65.
I wish I could control weather to my whims
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In my nothing you meant everything to me.
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09-08-2008, 07:07 PM
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#2853
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
Posts: 954
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Granted, but rather than changing when you decide otherwise, all weathers just stack.
I wish I was chibi.
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09-09-2008, 07:46 AM
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#2854
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted. But now that you are chibi a group of ugly fat otakus follows you everywhere and pulls on your cheeks, takes photos of you, and doesn't leave you alone. At your school/work, people pick on you for being cute and small.
I wish that this winter is a rather warm one.
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09-09-2008, 11:22 PM
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#2855
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
Posts: 413
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Granted, however this is only because the nuclear bombs have dropped. It's warm, like really warm for a while. And then everything dies and it gets really cold.
I wish I was a real Jedi and had a lightsaber.
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09-10-2008, 09:04 PM
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#2856
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
Posts: 954
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Granted, but rather than an expected beam, the energy flails around frantically in random directions.
I wish I were Balthier. xD
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09-30-2008, 12:23 PM
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#2857
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Granted, but you become deaf, blind and mute
I wish that people would stop wearing yellow
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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09-30-2008, 12:28 PM
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#2858
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
Posts: 1,153
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Granted, yellow wearers are all killed by yellow lightning, afraid we're stealing its thunder. And I die too, because I'm in my awesome yellow tights. The worst fate possible, for the entire human race. First me, then my tights?!?! Shit, no!
I wish I was in less of an odd mood now.
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'The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.' - Salvador Dali
Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
'To become truly immortal, a work of art must escape all human limits: logic and common sense will only interfere. But once these barriers are broken, it will enter the realms of childhood visions and dreams.' - Giorgio de Chirico
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09-30-2008, 12:43 PM
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#2859
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Granted... Your mood becomes so good that your parents think you're on something And put you in rehab or another kind of institution for mental cases
I wish there was a Mr Bean marathon on tv now, and that i watch it
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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10-04-2008, 08:49 AM
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#2860
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted, but after watching it you develope a sexual obsession for Mr Bean. You then for the rest of your life spend all your money on Mr BEan look alike hookers.
I wish my family had more money.
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
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" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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10-04-2008, 04:44 PM
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#2861
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: upstate NY
Posts: 59
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Granted, your family is incredibly rich now and Paris Hilton wants in your pants [along with all the "friends" in her pants..]. Meanwhile MTV wants to turn you into a reality TV series.
I wish I had some tacos.
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10-05-2008, 02:01 AM
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#2862
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Granted... But they turn out to be rotten (I'm not really sure what taco is, but it's food, right?)
I wish that i had Sony Ericsson X1, which works and won't get stolen!!
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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10-05-2008, 04:48 AM
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#2863
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Granted!!! But You forget how to use it and ended up breaking the whole thing. < I'm so cruel....
I wish for the only one chance to make everyone here on G.net stop offending others by intention of external and language determination.
<What am I saying ?>
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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10-05-2008, 04:55 PM
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#2864
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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Granted, but now threads go on for thousands of pages in twisted but kind logic.
I wish I was dating the guy I really like.
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10-06-2008, 12:05 AM
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#2865
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Granted, He looks like Jabba the Hutt.
I wish I'll find a hair color that is "me".
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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10-06-2008, 12:30 AM
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#2866
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
Posts: 413
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Granted, it is exactly your flesh tone and everybody thinks you're bald.
I wish I was thinner. And paler.
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10-06-2008, 01:03 AM
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#2867
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Granted, But I got them all, Whahahahaha!!!
ps. Can I be 'thinner' ? Gawdd.... I'm 42 kg. now
I wish I don't have to pay electric bills anymore.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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10-06-2008, 05:10 PM
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#2868
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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Granted, you're so poor your house is foreclosed on and poof, no more electric bills.
I wish I could express myself better.
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10-06-2008, 05:54 PM
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#2869
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Alberta
Posts: 34
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Granted. Now, you cannot control your vocal chords, and you voice your every thought. As such, you are unable to hold down a job, and every relationship you might possibly have shatters. Left alone, penniless, and rather quite suicidal, you die alone, cold, and hungry.
I wish I could write any form of prose or poetry better.
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10-06-2008, 08:43 PM
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#2870
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: upstate NY
Posts: 59
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Granted, but now you become crazy-obsessed about writing poetry/prose, so you lock yourself in your house to write. You die alone with your writings shoved in the walls, all Emily Dickinson style.
I wish I could find my favorite hat, it seems to have disappeared.
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10-07-2008, 01:24 AM
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#2871
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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You find it with a female rat inside that has given birth to tons of baby rats and they have eaten through the hat, so now it has holes in it, not to mention the waste and stink (Enjoy)
I wish that oil's texture wasn't so disgusting
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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10-07-2008, 08:00 AM
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#2872
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Granted, You find art disgusting.
I wish I'll have easier homeworks.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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10-07-2008, 10:47 AM
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#2873
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Granted, but then you'll have tons and tons of them that you don't have time to solve all of them
I wish that someone notices my new watch 
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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10-07-2008, 10:57 AM
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#2874
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Granted someone notices your new watch and asks to borrow it, and then they come back and tell you that they lost it !!!.
I wish I didnt get writers block with my music !!!.
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!. 
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10-07-2008, 01:42 PM
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#2875
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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Granted! Just as you find the right notes, you decide you hate composing and throw it all away.
I wish I had a hot boyfriend.
p.s. I weigh as much as a duck, therefore am a witch!
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