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09-30-2004, 11:23 PM
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#276
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: lost somewhere inside my mind
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Hell, they don't have to pay me for it as far as I'm concerned. That would just be fucking cool?
How many lifetimes has your soul seen?
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10-01-2004, 06:19 AM
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#277
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicago
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No clue
could you tell me?
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10-01-2004, 08:52 AM
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#278
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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answering ohthefuckwell -
usually a week. i HAVE eaten food that's been in the fridge for ten days, but i usually nuke the piss out of it first.
bicth -
your soul has seen fourteen lifetimes.
if you were walking down the street and tripped, only to be sucked between the cracks in the sidewalk and ended up in bizarro world - what would be the first thing you'd want to do?
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10-01-2004, 06:38 PM
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#279
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: absofuckinglutely nowhere
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most likely, i'd want to find the nearest bathroom.
if you were in a horrible car wreck with your best friend and you knew that only one of you could be saved, what would you do?
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10-01-2004, 06:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
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o_O
It depends on whom I'm thinking of...
The person in my mind now, yeah, I'd lose myself.
Though, it's really tough, 'cause I never know what my friend/s are thinking, or even think :/
What would you if you lost your arm in a tragic chili-eating contest?
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"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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10-01-2004, 06:51 PM
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#281
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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tell the cook to stick it in the next batch so a part of me would go on and on.
if you woke up one morning to find you'd changed into a dog, what would you do? and what kind would you want to have changed into?
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10-01-2004, 06:52 PM
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#282
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Eat more chili
What would you do if Bicth posted a completely anti-semitic joke in the joke thread?
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10-01-2004, 06:53 PM
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#283
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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read it and move on. that's what i did, anyway.
same question.
if you woke up one morning to find you'd changed into a dog, what would you do? and what kind would you want to have changed into?
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10-01-2004, 07:05 PM
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#284
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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I'd have changed into a bernease mountain dog, and i'd run as fast as i could, and eat everything.
What would you do if you could fly?
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10-01-2004, 07:31 PM
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#285
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: absofuckinglutely nowhere
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i'd be eating banana pudding in the desert right now......
*grin*
if you could meet the person you admire most, who would it be and what would you say to him/her?
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10-01-2004, 07:41 PM
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#286
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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stephen king and i'd probably ask him to critique one of my books, now that he's retired. i think it would be hard to get a conversation going, quite honestly, at least from my side. it would probably help if he said something first.
if you saw someone right now you wanted to ask out, what would you say?
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10-01-2004, 09:39 PM
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#287
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
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Well, it being me, I'd go "Umm... ahh.. err.... you ah, wanna... like, mmm... wanna do something this weekend? Or.. y'know... something..."
< is the wishy-washiest guy on this side of the Mississippi :oops:
But hey. If I were a little more self-confident, I'd sweep her off her feet, plant a big one, and ask very romantically "Let's go to *insert diner*" then make her float to the car and be off 
If I asked you out like that, wouldya go out with me? :wink:
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10-01-2004, 10:25 PM
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#288
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Alabama
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i'd consider it if i was single..
what would you do if you were late for work and all of your clothes were dirty?
put on the least stinky set, or call in sick...
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10-01-2004, 10:34 PM
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#289
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: lost somewhere inside my mind
Posts: 45
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I'd have to go with option number three and just show up naked. That way the fact that I was late wouldn't matter nearly as much anymore.
Given the opportunity, would you really want to rule the world?
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10-01-2004, 10:45 PM
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#290
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Alabama
Posts: 614
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^ is hired.
no i wouldn't want to rule.. i'd hire minions for that..
mwahaha!
would you rather go hungry or eat rats?
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10-02-2004, 06:19 AM
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#291
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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as long as i can cook them, serve the little beasties up. (licking chops)
if the only music you could listen to for the rest of your life was country, would you accept it?
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10-02-2004, 08:47 AM
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#292
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Some country isn't bad, and I'd go crazy without music, so yes.
What would you like more than anything else at this exact moment?
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10-02-2004, 08:53 AM
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#293
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: absofuckinglutely nowhere
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*points at page 152 of the picture post thread, 3 & 4 posts down*
uhhhhhh.......
what would you do if the doctor told you the results were positive?
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10-02-2004, 09:48 AM
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#294
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: lost somewhere inside my mind
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I would laugh my ass off, then I would tell him that I don't know how I got testicular cancer, considering I am a female.
Where oh where has my poor mind gone?
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10-02-2004, 05:34 PM
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#295
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: absofuckinglutely nowhere
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behind the couch.....that's where everything always ends up.
what kind of flower would you be?
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10-02-2004, 05:41 PM
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#296
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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venus fly trap. and yes, that's a flower.
even if it's not, i'll still be that
if you woke up one morning, strapped to a chair and there were life-sized care bears dancing around you holding straight razors - what would you do?
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10-02-2004, 06:06 PM
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#297
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: absofuckinglutely nowhere
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i'd say, "ah, shit. not this AGAIN!"
if your life were turned into a sitcom, what would the name of it be?
(this question brought to you courtesy of the "wkrp" flashback edbile_eye caused. thank him. )
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10-02-2004, 07:30 PM
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#298
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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honey, i pooped my pants.
no, it really has nothing to do with my life, but how many sitcoms really reflect their titles nowadays?
would you drink a quart of ink for 1000 dollars?
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10-02-2004, 09:05 PM
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#299
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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No. I like to listen to Edward Gorey's precautionary tales, "Forbear to drink Indian ink".
What would you do if someone you loved was possesed by a furbie?
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10-02-2004, 09:17 PM
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#300
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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i'd teach the furby to say, "leave me for the human male named mark."... unless you mean possessed as in having taken over her soul. then i'd teach the furby to say, "eat me, eat me."
if you looked outside to find the man in the moon spying on you, would you report him? and who would you report him to, if you said yes?
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