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03-05-2011, 09:41 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Thank you Solumina.
Fruitbat, thanks as well. You know, I never skip down past your posts ... I read every one I encounter. I can't say that about everyone. So you're definitely not part of the noise.
And by the way, you do self-deprecating humor pretty well. Almost too well. And you are funny without it.
I'm not picking on you - more like trying to pick you up. Oh, not "pick you up" as in "Hey baby, what's your sign?" ... Um ... well, you know.
That reminds me, one of these days I need to start the "Cheesy pick-up lines" thread ... but not until I have a good dozen examples or so stockpiled to start with. Should be good for a few laughs.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
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03-05-2011, 09:46 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I've been filling out job applications online, and some of them also require you to complete one of those personality profiling tests. I finished a couple last night; nearly 200 mind-numbingly repetitive variations of "isn't there some scenario where you think it would be okay to (steal from your employer/lie/call in sick a lot/collect a paycheck for being lazy)", and some of them were ridiculous. Here's the one that really sticks out in my mind:
It's really hard for employees to resist the temptation to steal from their employer when they see their supervisor do it: Strongly Agree or Strongly Disagree?
LOL! WTF?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-05-2011, 09:52 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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I've always wondered how many people they actually think they're gonna filter out with those. Any ape can figure out what answer they want, after all.
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I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-05-2011, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Well, some of them are tricky. Here's an example:
I believe most people steal from their employer at some point: True or False?
I used to answer that one TRUE, as I thought as a supervisor my company would want me to be watchful of the performance of every employee.
But now I answer FALSE, because I think what they are looking at is if you are close to thinking "Everyone else does it, why shouldn't I?"
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-05-2011, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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I love that Orbitz has gay commercials for Logo, actually I like their gay commercials more than their regular ones, too bad they don't show them on other channels.
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03-05-2011, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Awww Ben you are a sweetie. Now I'm going to have to pull up my socks and behave now you're back.
You should start a thread with bad pick up lines.
hmm.. what's my zodiac? - they are boats right? Aww I don't need to be picked up - you'd hurt your back.
Oh and the other night I was watching The Young Ones and realise why I love things with double meanings.
The the lightbulb was gone and then they showed a little lightbulb walking out the door with a suitcase saying "oh yes Neil, they are right, you do stink."
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03-05-2011, 12:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Who said I'm in favor of people BEHAVING?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-05-2011, 12:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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RuPaul looks so creepy with a mustache, okay so RuPaul always looks kind of creepy while not in drag but he looks extra creepy with a mustache.
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03-05-2011, 01:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Wow! So the point I'm getting here is that he looks least creepy while in drag?!? LMAO!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-05-2011, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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I found jelly babies in the cupboard! I'm leaving all the black ones though, I don't like those. Oh, and the green ones, they are nasty.
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03-05-2011, 01:47 PM
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Fucking racist.
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03-05-2011, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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I know right? Fuck green jelly babies, they can suck my imaginary balls.
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03-05-2011, 01:49 PM
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I like black jelly babies, send them to me. The green ones are yuck, though.
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03-05-2011, 01:51 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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I'd send them to you, wrapped in knickers.
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03-05-2011, 01:53 PM
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You will officially be the second most awesome person here if you do that, and I will send you Bipolar Joe sounds.
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03-05-2011, 01:54 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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What kinda sounds would they be? I love new sounds.
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03-05-2011, 02:02 PM
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They will blow your mind and by mind I mean speakers. I will upload one.
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03-05-2011, 02:02 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Fuck, I'll even get my good headphones out to listen to it.
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03-05-2011, 02:04 PM
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Make sure you turn everything up as high as it will go.
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03-05-2011, 02:04 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Will do. I want to get the best out of my Bipolar Joe experience.
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03-05-2011, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Solumina
RuPaul looks so creepy with a mustache, okay so RuPaul always looks kind of creepy while not in drag but he looks extra creepy with a mustache.
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I know! I really love him though, is the new season of Drag Race out now? I don't have cable 
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03-05-2011, 04:13 PM
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#3222
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Hey, Saya! Are they filming this near you?!?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-05-2011, 04:16 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Hey by! Thats me Uncle George and Aunt Bessie!
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03-05-2011, 04:19 PM
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03-05-2011, 04:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I'm glad they found gainful employment. I'll look for them on my telly.
So, I guess when it comes to ice fishing, you don't need to carry one of those orange floaty things ... you just need to know CPR?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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