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10-02-2004, 09:43 PM
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#301
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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X - it denotes so much and so little.
if a thousand roaches crawled inside your genitals, do you think your bladder would explode?
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10-02-2004, 10:05 PM
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#302
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: absofuckinglutely nowhere
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O...M.....F......G......
ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
*wretch*
wouldn't happen because the first time one of the little fuckers even looked my way, he'd have half a can of hot shot rain down on him.
*shudder*
fucking a, edible_eye.
is anyone else here as completely disgusted by roaches as i am?? :shock:
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10-03-2004, 08:15 AM
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#303
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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no. i think they're cute, in a feces-eating sort of way.
if you looked down at your watch and it screamed, trying to cover its face with its arms, what would you do?
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10-03-2004, 08:17 AM
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#304
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,051
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I'd tell it to stop being so self consious.
What would you do if your clock said it was 7:77?
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10-03-2004, 08:24 AM
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#305
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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prepare for the apocalypse. in some circles, 777 is the number of god. i don't remember why, i just remembering hearing it somewhere while growing up.
if you turned around after dropping a deuce and saw a hundred dollar bill fully embedded in your toilet-log, would you reach in to retrieve it?
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10-03-2004, 08:40 AM
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#306
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Under the rainbow
Posts: 125
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no, because A) if it was fully embedded you wouldn't see it and B) it would be ruined any ways
what would you do if you looked out your window and saw a big huge disgusting snarling ... bunny rabbit {heh heh} hopping along ?
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10-03-2004, 08:42 AM
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#307
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,051
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I'd wave. It's probably one of ice's avatars.
Where would you go if zombies attacked your town?
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"There's straw in his brains and his clothing is stained with mice and small newts and the perfectly maimed. Don't look under his hood in the place where he stood or you'll find yourself running from the rook in the wood."
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10-03-2004, 08:50 AM
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#308
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Under the rainbow
Posts: 125
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erm I don't know any of you want to add someone to your house hold?
{thats my answer and question oh yes two in one}
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10-03-2004, 09:41 AM
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#309
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: lost somewhere inside my mind
Posts: 45
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Depends on who the person I would be adding was, and whether or not I get to keep them tied up in my closet.
Do dead people taste like chicken or like fish?
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10-03-2004, 10:16 AM
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#310
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,051
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Chicken and fish taste the same to me.
Why does Donald Trump have such wierd hair?
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"There's straw in his brains and his clothing is stained with mice and small newts and the perfectly maimed. Don't look under his hood in the place where he stood or you'll find yourself running from the rook in the wood."
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10-03-2004, 10:57 AM
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#311
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Under the rainbow
Posts: 125
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Because its 'environmentally freindly and no harm to animals' or something like that {I saw him say that on dateline ...or some show like that}
Why do people love to play with spikey hair?
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10-03-2004, 11:45 AM
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#312
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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cuz it's spikey and spikey things kick ass.
if you slashed open a part of your body and realized there were wires beneath a layer of muscle, what would you do?
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10-03-2004, 12:56 PM
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#313
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 55
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grab a my dogs shock collar and strat shocking the wires to see what happened :twisted:
what would you do if someone who was madly inlove with you suddenly dropped from your celling?
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10-04-2004, 12:38 PM
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#314
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: lost somewhere inside my mind
Posts: 45
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Last time one of my stalkers came crashing down from my ceiling, I stapled him back up there. If he falls again, I'll use nails.
If I go crazy, would you still call me Superman?
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10-04-2004, 01:03 PM
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#315
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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no. i'd call you superwoman. i may be a dolt at some things, but i sure did study my pronouns in school.
if you were eating your food and it began to scream while you were chewing, what would you do?
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10-04-2004, 01:08 PM
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#316
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 372
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swallow to make it shut up....
your ex girlfriend propositions you for no strings attached sex on AIM, but youre in a commited relationship, even though you havent gotten any in a LONG time...what do you do?
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10-04-2004, 07:45 PM
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#317
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Alabama
Posts: 614
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pick up a trusty vibrator and think about my current significant other and take care of myself.. the ex can go find anothere piece..
why do people always call when you've just gotten in tha bathroom and you REALLY gotta go? :shock:
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10-05-2004, 11:50 AM
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#318
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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cuz they wanna hear the toilet flush. well, that's why i do it.
if your mouth fell off while you were running but you were still able to control it and your eyes were struck blind, how would you find it?
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10-05-2004, 01:09 PM
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#319
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: lost somewhere inside my mind
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Considering my propensity for sticking my foot in my mouth, I'd keep talking my usual shit, and follow the sound of my voice. When I started to sound muffled and tasting leather, I'll know I've found my mouth again.
What is the plural of dominitrix?
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10-05-2004, 03:50 PM
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#320
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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dominatri or dominatrae or domintrixes... and that sounds dangerous.
if you crazy glued your tongue to the underside of a car and fell asleep, how would you alert the driver when he or she started the car up?
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10-05-2004, 04:14 PM
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#321
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
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I'd bite my tongue off and get outta there >_<
If you captured Santa one Christmas, what would ya do with him?
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10-05-2004, 04:17 PM
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#322
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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ask him to take me along. i'd enjoy seeing the whole world in one night.
if you started printing out a document you'd just made but the printer just printed this - YOU WILL DIE IN THREE DAYS - what would you do?
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10-05-2004, 04:27 PM
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#323
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Call tech support.
What would you do if tech support answered "Hello you've reached Hell" insted of "Hello you've reached Dell"?
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10-05-2004, 04:34 PM
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#324
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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i'd sorta kinda ask if they had a room reserved for me so i'd know if i was headed there.
if you went to leave your house or apt. one day and realized all the windows and doors were sealed shut and when you looked out the windows, realized you'd been jettisoned into space, what would you do?
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10-05-2004, 07:11 PM
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#325
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Moloka'i, Hawai'i
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I'd look around my house to see if anyone was home with me. I find my sister there. We are now alone in space together so I squish my self in a corner in my room and stay there and cry all day.
What would you do if you heard a knock on the door, went to see who it was, and it was AlKilyu standing there obviously hiding a switchblade? :shock:
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