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10-14-2009, 01:29 PM
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#326
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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Holy shit, I wanna meet this guy.
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10-14-2009, 01:53 PM
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#327
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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SweetestJane: That is one crazy story.
Stilhittin'cornersJack: Jim Beam is the solution to all of our problems.
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10-14-2009, 01:55 PM
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#328
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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What does Jim Beam taste like, anyway?
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10-14-2009, 02:25 PM
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#329
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: SO-IL
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He's kind of a hermity old man for only being 28. But he's a bitter devorce who came from a European city and got dumped in this shit-hole town, and is now a CNA in an even more shit town. I recently found out his mom has a picture of me hanging in her house in Dublin becasue we stuck together through thick and thin. Before I met him I really had no ambition to leave my home-town or do anything with my life, and I think it's funny that he was the one to get my ass into gear so that I could the art scholarship for Austria. He gave me my first pair of doc martains, and introduced me to a lot of information about Irish anarchists and organizing. He used to organize anti-racism demonstrrations when he was younger. He's also bitter because we wants so badly to have a voice in politics here, but he has to wait five years to get his citizenship.
So, yeah. He's my dyke tyke (like a fag hag for a lesbian).
But he's also a cruel bastard, and hates most people, and we fought like animals when we lived together. Hardly anything survived in that house because we always ended up throwing shit at each other, and I kicked a lot of holes into our shelves and shit with my boots haha. He used to say "living with a 19 year old lesbian is NOT as sexy as it sounds."
Jim Beam isn't bad at all. I was pleasantly surprised when I had it, because I thought all whiskey tasted like the Ezra Brooks or Wild Turkey my dad gets.
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10-14-2009, 10:40 PM
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#330
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-14-2009, 10:51 PM
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#331
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duane
What does Jim Beam taste like, anyway?
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Kentucky Bourbon basically. Best selling in the whole world apparently.
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10-15-2009, 12:55 AM
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#332
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: SO-IL
Posts: 410
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
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... evil is sexy.
Is it weird that I would totally fuck Satan in the form of a hot woman?
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10-15-2009, 12:58 AM
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#333
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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No. I'd do one of those female stormtroopers.
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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10-15-2009, 04:38 AM
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#334
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Phew! It was just the power adaptor. My backup laptop sure did come in handy.
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10-15-2009, 09:39 AM
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#335
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Mir - glad it was a small thing, and that you are back up and running.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-15-2009, 09:51 AM
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#336
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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I have two laptops, plus a computer, so I was never offline in any case. It's just that that laptop has a 17" screen, and is my primary machine. I'm still using my backup laptop because this one has a keyboard (I pulled out the keyboard on my main machine after having spilt a drink on it), but I'll be going back to that machine once I've built it up to where I need it to be.
As a result, I will also be reverting back to my 2-3 word posts cursing people.
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10-15-2009, 09:57 AM
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#337
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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I would whore myself for Lagavulin. [KIDDING.. maybe..]
Glenfiddich is also quite tasty.
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Autonomy Not Uniformity
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10-15-2009, 12:24 PM
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#338
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: SO-IL
Posts: 410
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I'm a little bothered bcause I went to the gay bar with my streight friends last night, and I can honestly say that besides the bar for old fogies, it's the coolest bar in town and has the best DJ.
I'm just concerned that they pinned down my demographic so well. It's probably because in America, especially small-town America, house and pretty much all other forms of dance music are associated with being gay. But they were playing fucking My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult.
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10-15-2009, 12:50 PM
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#339
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Sweetness, I'd just be happy that some place catered so well to my particular tastes, and I'd enjoy it while it was around.
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10-15-2009, 02:01 PM
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#340
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetJane
I'm a little bothered bcause I went to the gay bar with my streight friends last night, and I can honestly say that besides the bar for old fogies, it's the coolest bar in town and has the best DJ.
I'm just concerned that they pinned down my demographic so well. It's probably because in America, especially small-town America, house and pretty much all other forms of dance music are associated with being gay. But they were playing fucking My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult.
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You're totally in the Truman Show.
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10-15-2009, 03:37 PM
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#341
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Got tickets to see Juliette Lewis. Should be fun.
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10-15-2009, 04:41 PM
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#342
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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B.A. - "Unfortunately for you, chunks of your flesh, bone and gray matter were spewed in a three mile radius from ground zero."
Bob - "Don't I get a saving throw?"
Knights of the Dinner Table #17, pg. 14
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-16-2009, 04:58 PM
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#343
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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My world is FUCKING SPINNING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
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10-16-2009, 06:28 PM
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#344
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: SO-IL
Posts: 410
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
You're totally in the Truman Show.
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Hooray! No point to me thinking about politics or anything worldly. Is all made up. Whooooo!
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10-16-2009, 06:35 PM
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#345
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Originally Posted by SweetJane
Hooray! No point to me thinking about politics or anything worldly. Is all made up. Whooooo!
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Aw, but I love that part of your sexy brain!
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10-17-2009, 11:36 AM
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#346
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Notice:
Any viewing of this post, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the viewer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to heat death of the universe.
Carry on.
__________________
Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-17-2009, 11:54 AM
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#347
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
add me on
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10-17-2009, 02:33 PM
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#348
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: SO-IL
Posts: 410
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Originally Posted by Saya
Aw, but I love that part of your sexy brain!
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If that's how the script is written, I guess I'm just gonna keep living the lie. 
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10-17-2009, 05:27 PM
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#349
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Posts: 73
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ah my brain is set to explode!
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10-17-2009, 08:11 PM
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#350
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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I blew my last five on a cheap fifth of vodka! Gonna kill something and nothing's gonna stop us tonight!
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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