That One Thread About Nothing

[Pyre]

In light of recent nostalgia, I have changed my avatar to a pirate Bulbasaur, complete with an eyepatch and a peg leg for good measure.

I invite Korinna and Humane to join me, as well as anyone else who fancies it so.

I do not recall why we began this so long ago.

[Solumina]

There was a chubby pony at my old barn named Jellybean. He was soooooo cute but that little bugger could be pretty nasty if he decided that he didn't like you, thankfully he liked me just fine

[Tismine]

...yes. Jellybean is Jillian.
I LOVE the anecdote, by the way. XD

[korinna5555]

(horseback) riding plus Jillian is just giving me naughty thoughts.
I've stayed up too late.. >_>

[Tismine]

Bwahahaha! Combine that with a chubby, jellybeanified version of Jillian and you have completely made my night.

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by korinna5555

(horseback) riding plus Jillian is just giving me naughty thoughts.
I've stayed up too late.. >_>

Psh Jillybean doesn't need any additions to induce naughty thoughts, than again I'm a pervert

[Duane]

Scarlett Johansson is hot, oh yes.

[Underwater Ophelia]

I had three horses and a pony.
Their names were Kelsey, Windgate, Finbar, and Maggie.
Maggie, of course, was the pony, and the horses didn't like her, so they'd chase her away when she was eating.

[Solumina]

Awww poor Maggie

[Mir]

That falafel was fucking awesome!

[Saya]

Falafel?!!!! Where?

[Duane]

I'm working on lyrics for a death rock project I want to start, it's going to be called Shattered pipes.

[honeythorn]

What the hell is falafel anyway?

[Duane]

Uh ohs... I think I just offended a crip just now.

[Saya]

Falafel is a mix of chickpeas and spices rolled up in a ball and fried up. Awesome in a pita or salad, though I have eaten falafel by itself several times.

[korinna5555]

Duane, just tell 'em you're a blood and then you'll be best friends! ^^

[Tismine]

I'm feeling pissy...I think that seeing my dad is like giving me an invisible shot of bitch.
And I want to paint the lawn.

[Duane]

Sorry, but I'm not too big on the idea receiving sustenance through a tube, much less be in ICU for the next few months.

[korinna5555]

ACHOO!


[I keep sneezing?]


Edit: Woah.. I just got my first ever nosebleed, haha. It didn't even bleed when I broke it.. twice. XD

[Tismine]

...Is there any particular reason WHY you've gotten this nosebleed? Or did your body pseudo-randomly say "Hey, you know what? I feel like bleeding today. Right, not that time of the month, can't do it there...I know! NOSE! GUSH FORTH!"?

[ZyklonB]

http://parrygripp.com/wimpy/Last%20T...ome%20Town.mp3

I was just sent that song. I am at a loss for words. I did not know how to react, at all. So... ugh. So bad.

[korinna5555]

Tis, I was using bleach earlier in the week.. I think it got irritated, and is now like "rawr.. payback time, bitch!"


Zyklon, WTF.

[ZyklonB]

I heard the beginning, and I thought it was going to be cool, cause I liked the bass, then BOOM, truck of fail hit.

[Tismine]

Zy! Oh dear god...Zyagra. Anywho, it has a strangely..hypnotic quality to it, doesn't it? Hm. Imagine the things we could accomplish if we listened to that song for three days straight!
Korbear: (^_^) That happened to me once, after I spilled dark red nailpolish on the carpet. Had to use bleach, nail polish remover, and one of those steel wire sponges to scrub at the carpet for an hour. Stepmum wouldn't let me open the windows cuz it was freezing and raining. So my nose bled like crazy and my eyes got all red XD. Hurts like crazy, don't it?
Wait, what were you using the bleach for? You killed someone, didn't you?! Oh sugarmuffins..We'll stand by you! Just make sure you get EVERYWHERE, including the drain! What time did it happen? We need an alibi!

Teehee, I'm silly tonight. =D

[korinna5555]

I killed.. Amanda Palmer!
*dodges the inevitable blows*