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11-03-2005, 03:28 PM
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#326
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
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LordOfDevils *sighs*
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-03-2005, 04:01 PM
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#327
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Peoria, Ill
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Granted. But every time you try, they turn into a braindead LordOfDevils clone. So of course you stop doing it.
I wish that darkangel's carpet was clean so that she won't attack me :grin:
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11-03-2005, 04:23 PM
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#328
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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I wish I was a living walking penis with grass pubic hair, and that I constantly possess a smell of urine.
Just for one day please?
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-03-2005, 07:39 PM
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#329
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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TUI- Granted, her carpet is clean, squeaky clean........Bleach clean. Ooh she's gonna be pissed.
RAR- Granted, people stop respecting you because you are now the essence of man.
I wish I had harem of healthy, living, non-vampiric, beautiful, human women.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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11-04-2005, 07:10 AM
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#330
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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granted.....they are all clones of me!!!!
i wish i was with my man rite now. (and thats now cos i'm drunk and need a ____)
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-06-2005, 01:06 AM
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#331
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: I live in Iceland!!
Posts: 92
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hehe, granted....and he can't get it up.
I wish I could breathe anywhere, underwater, in space, on land.....everywhere
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11-06-2005, 05:24 PM
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#332
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: harrisburg pennsylvania
Posts: 14
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wish granted but while in space a metiorite flys past and you catch on fire so you fall all the way into the atlantic ocean where a giant squid eats you
i wish my life wasnt so messed up
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11-06-2005, 06:03 PM
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#333
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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granted the plays over....now what???
i wish i could run faster.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-06-2005, 06:24 PM
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#334
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: I live in Iceland!!
Posts: 92
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Granted....and now you can't stop running....watch out for that wall...ouch!
I wish I knew everything that has been puplished.
Like books, music, theorys, on the net....everything
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11-06-2005, 06:45 PM
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#335
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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granted....your head explodes though.
i wish i was a queen.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-06-2005, 06:48 PM
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#336
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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granted. you have a hard time fitting your penis into your thongs, though.
i wish i had a bottomless stomach since there's so much steak to eat.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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11-06-2005, 09:39 PM
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#337
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Originally Posted by BlueMoon
hehe, granted....and he can't get it up.
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Ouch! 
E_E: Granted, bottomless stomach for a whole lotta tube steak. 
I wish I could meet Johnny Cash.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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11-06-2005, 09:48 PM
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#338
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar
E_E: Granted, bottomless stomach for a whole lotta tube steak. |
good one.
granted. and he's so drunk, he uses your flapping mouth as a urinal.
i wish i could be eternally drunk.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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11-06-2005, 09:57 PM
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#339
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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LMAO! XD
Granted, you are now eternally drunk...So drunk you pass out........eternally.
I wish I had a mountain dew.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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11-06-2005, 11:51 PM
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#340
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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granted... you have a can of mountain dew, but i gave it to you.
do you trust me TKM???
i wish brussel sprouts tasted like chocolate.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-07-2005, 03:32 PM
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#341
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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granted.....but you only get paid $1:99 per hour.
i wish i didn't have to go back to hospital.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-07-2005, 06:44 PM
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#342
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Peoria, Ill
Posts: 10
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Granted. Now you're not allowed in the hospital. You collapse and die outside of the hospital after contracting several curable diseases.
I wish i had one million dollars, a quarter, and a dime.
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11-07-2005, 06:57 PM
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#343
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus
granted... you have a can of mountain dew, but i gave it to you.
do you trust me TKM???
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Seeing as how I'm still your sex slave, I don't have much of a choice. I get beat if I don't trust you...........beat like I've been a bad little boy, and I like that........where was I going with this?
TUI: Granted. One million dollars in monopoly money, plus a quarter, and a dime. Congrats! You're 35 cents richer!
I wish everyone agreed with everything I say.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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11-07-2005, 07:45 PM
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#344
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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granted. ... and your vocal cords atrophy, ultimately pulling away from the lining of your throat, blocking your airway. you're choking, grasping at your neck and everyone around you is smiling and nodding "yes".
i wish my legs didn't hurt.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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11-07-2005, 10:14 PM
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#345
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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granted....but then all your friends and family move away.
wish i wasn't so inept when it comes to relationships.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-08-2005, 11:12 PM
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#346
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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(You and me both)
Granted. You are now the Don Juan of relationships....In fact, you are now Don Juan, but wait...that means you're just a story character. I think I'll put on the shelf to collect dust for a while.
I wish to be MORE amazingly talented when it comes to sex. lol ;P
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11-09-2005, 06:29 AM
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#347
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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granted, i am your teacher.
now lick my toes bitch!!!
i wish TKM was more submissive
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
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11-09-2005, 06:38 AM
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#348
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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granted, TKM will be more submissive by licking mortalitas' toes and moving up north.
I wish feel the pleasure of being whipped by a 30 year old man.
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11-09-2005, 06:40 AM
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#349
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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granted, but he is big, fat, hairy, smelly and sweat lots. still pleasurable???
i wish for my man inbed with me right NOW!!!!!
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
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11-09-2005, 06:50 AM
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#350
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus
granted, but he is big, fat, hairy, smelly and sweat lots. still pleasurable???
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errr......now that image is stuck in my mind....YUCK!
grant, mortalitas' man comes running home, knocks down mortalitas' bedroom door and jumps over to where she is lying on her bed. Her libido is peaking and he whispers in her ear, 'Honey, I'm gay and I've been sleeping with another man'
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