The Question Game - Page 15

Deadhymn · 10-11-2004, 10:53 AM

i would beat ass in support of my anti-idiot campaign.

if you were sean penn would you have opened your mouth against trey parker and matt stone??

edible_eye · 10-11-2004, 11:08 AM

if i was sean penn, i'd have no reason to speak up against anyone, especially after his performance in mystic river. i'd spend my time satisfying my single self with alcohol and babes every single day until i passed out. um... yeah, that's completely shallow and probably unfulfilling after about a year straight but hey - i'd be an actor who makes millions whenever i got sick of decadence and wanted to be someone else for a few months.

if someone said they'd give you 426,845 dollars and all you had to do was eat a used tire - would you?

Deadhymn · 10-11-2004, 11:17 AM

honestly i dont think i'd dip that low for money....but if i look at my bank statement it might inspire me...

if you had a chance to see one musical icon who is no longer touring/living, who would it be and why?

Disfunction · 10-11-2004, 11:18 AM

Umm... Pink Floyd... probably.

If I were brought to you by the letter Q, how would you react, and would you exclude me from the rest of the alphabet?

edible_eye · 10-11-2004, 11:42 AM

well, i'd probably say hi to you, dis but i think most of my attention would be directed to the animated 'Q'. as far as excluding you from the alphabet, that would be up to the overlords.

if your piggy bank suddenly sprang to evil life and bit your fingers while you were trying to put in a quarter, what would you do?

MrMaelstrom · 10-11-2004, 01:04 PM

Roast pig on the spit.

If your dealer died, how would you get inspiration for these questions?

Planewalker · 10-11-2004, 03:12 PM

Rob the parents stash.

Speaking of parents, If you just found out that your father was a serial killer and very good at it ( in which I mean he will not get caught anytime soon), what would you do?

edible_eye · 10-11-2004, 04:31 PM

i love my father and look up to him, but if i found out he'd been offing others, i'd off him myself. i don't think he'd do well in prison and i wouldn't want him to go through that. quick, easy, and the hurting would end. i'm not sure how i'd do with living with the after effects, though.

if you woke up one night to find a tyrannosaurus-rex outside your window, nudging the glass with its huge snout, what would you do?

skoteinh · 10-12-2004, 04:20 AM

go back to sleep and promise myself never to drink heavily again.

you've gone camping and the neighbours are very loud during you-know-what. What do you do?

ghostposts · 10-12-2004, 04:50 AM

oo, several things come to mind.

1) rate them.

2) break out the camera and make a few bucks selling the film

3) Make damn sure my you know what isn't in there with them

4)um.. join them? They gotta be good at it though. Maybe I'll just check them out first. If they are lousey at it, I'd hose them down or just set their tent on fire.

Your Grandmother has a problem.. Apparently she and present hubby killed off her first husband. They got away with it, too, only now he is sick with a terminal illness and feels the need to come clean to the world. If he confesses, she goes to jail. She asks you to shut him up. What do you do?

skoteinh · 10-12-2004, 05:17 AM

nothing. they belong in jail.

What would you do if the love of your life that dumped you for another reappeared and said that he/she wanted you back?

Disfunction · 10-12-2004, 06:12 AM

I'd ask her why, then ask her what she likes about me. Depending on how sincere she appears to be, and my own relationship status I might consider giving her another chance; granted I'm paranoid and a skeptic, so it would be very tough on her :P

You find yourself stranded on an island with two other people; your ex-lover and your best friend (same sex as you). You soon find out that they were having a relationship behind your back while yours was falling apart. Given the fact that you're consumed by rage and going insane from starvation, how long would it take you to make them into a raft?

edible_eye · 10-12-2004, 08:52 AM

i think i'd beat the living shit out of him, piss on her and head off on my own to figure out where my head was at that point and what my next step would be.

let's say your cat is rubbing against your leg and purring. it looks so cute, you decide to reach down and scratch its fur. moments before your hand comes in contact with that downy-soft coat, the cat stops to look upon you with glittering green eyes and tiny, needle-point teeth and says, "don't even fuckin' think about it, bitch."

what would you do?

Deadhymn · 10-13-2004, 06:57 AM

well if its rubbing around my leg, i'd bring up one of my size 15's and crush that fucker.

If a metal patient with a gun breaks into your home and says youre going to have to sodomize a family member to be let go (you're not married, and married-in relatives dont count), who ya gonna pick?

slugs if you say "mom"

edible_eye · 10-13-2004, 08:29 AM

i'd try and talk him into giving me the gun. i've done it before.

if all else fails, i'd tell him he's my long, lost cousin and see if that changes his mind.

if every cd you tried to burn on your computer wound up somehow having recorded the theme from barney 20 times over, what would you do?

Toto_Kaos · 10-13-2004, 10:06 PM

For me this is a very complex problem, seeing as how my laptop doesn't have a cd burner on it. However, I already know that she (yes, I refer tomy laptop as female) is an evil bitch, and this would only provide more evidence that she is indeed the anti-christ.

If you were creating the perfect pirate, complete with eye patch and peg leg, would you put the patch and peg leg on the same side or opposite sides, and why?

skoteinh · 10-14-2004, 03:16 AM

opposite sides, it gives a sense of balance.

If you were a poor but honest maiden and met the Marquis de Sade, would you succumb to his whims, if you knew that he would make you immortal by mentioning you in one of his pedagogic publications?

Toto_Kaos · 10-14-2004, 01:42 PM

Well, considering the fact that I would qualify as a "poor but honest maiden," and have a love of S&M (see, I told you I was honest) if the man wasn't dead, hell yeah! I might be kinky, but I'm not a necropheliac.

If you were given the chance to stop aging right now and live forever, would you do it?

skoteinh · 10-15-2004, 12:58 AM

Yes! Bite me, Count!

if your best friend asked you to lie for him/her in court, would you do it?

Toto_Kaos · 10-16-2004, 11:26 AM

That would depend on the circumstances, and how much money was involved.

Why?

SuicideJade · 10-16-2004, 10:03 PM

because you can't stop me...

qhat did you eat lasy

*translated from drunk*

what did you eat last?

ice · 10-16-2004, 10:45 PM

Uhm.
Pasta with Romano Cheese :D

What's the best flavor of Life Savers?

ohthefuckwell · 10-17-2004, 12:14 AM

dude. butter rum. no contest.

what's the longest amount of time you've ever been able to hold your breath?

TeapotScar · 10-17-2004, 12:18 AM

One minute... Just now.. Jeez I feel like passing out.

If you could live in any state- which?

secretboy · 10-17-2004, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeapotScar

One minute... Just now.. Jeez I feel like passing out.

If you could live in any state- which?

Confusion. Oh wait, already there.

If you could make any character from any book or movie real and alive and walking around, who would it be?