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06-24-2011, 07:52 PM
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#3826
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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The weekend is almost here. it's friday, friday everything is okay on friday.
... going to go do some white trash stuff, Oh bitch smack you up side the head and that was Wrong ~ head swivvle ~ Just having a Jerry Springer moment.
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06-24-2011, 08:41 PM
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#3827
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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"Can't tell by just looking at the lining, but some swimsuits really irritate your pee-hole. That's the kind of swmst I'm wearing right now." -- Andy Richter
Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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06-24-2011, 10:05 PM
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#3828
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Someone should write a book on the etiquette of emoticons. There's someone on my facebook who uses them after every sentence, and I often worry, "Am I using "XD" far too often?" and last month I caught myself thinking "is it too early in the relationship to use <3 in our text messages?"
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06-25-2011, 06:57 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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The problem with etiquette is that it assumes the same rules apply to all people at all times. Not necessarily so. You are a person who has demonstrated a reasonable grasp of common sense. Trust your gut.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-25-2011, 07:02 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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It saddens me to learn that four time Emmy winner and two time Oscar nominee Peter Falk died of Alzheimer's disease.
This means that just before he passed, at the culmination of his life, he probably had no idea that he was PETER freakin' FALK!
That's just wrong.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-25-2011, 07:05 AM
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#3831
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
Posts: 1,919
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Race For Life completed in 39 minutes 46 seconds. I fucking hurt now though.
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06-25-2011, 07:57 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Wow! Good job! Hope you recover quickly.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-25-2011, 08:04 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Me too lol. I didn't hurt too badly until I got in the bath, now I feel like my legs might fall off!!
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06-25-2011, 12:30 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Found a wounded pigeon. Might have been shot or had by a dog/cat possibly. It's got quite a big nasty hole at the top of the wings behind it's neck, and another in it's side . One wing doesn't work so the muscle might be torn, I wouldn't be surprised having seen that hole . Poor bugger.
Washed the hole and side as best I can and bandaged round the wing and body to stop it treading on the wing which it keeps doing. If it dies at least it'll be quieter and more peaceful than getting nommed by a cat or blatted about in the road by a car or something.
I put it in the rabbit run with a big tub propped up to hide inside, some straw in there to rest on, and water and birdseed just in case it does recover somewhat .
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06-25-2011, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissCheyenne
Race For Life completed in 39 minutes 46 seconds. I fucking hurt now though.
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WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
You deserve a hot soak and a rub down!
Honeythorn, that is very sweet of you. I hope the pigeon recovers.
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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06-26-2011, 03:01 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Pigeon didn't make it, which isn't that surprising considering the state of him. A combination of shock and the wound itself. I've buried him now. See if the dirt decides to actually leave me some bones for a change ,instead of apparantly vaporising them into nothingness.
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06-26-2011, 05:25 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
Is the backpack for the wedding or just the dress?
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No, the backpack is for a nappy bag/tote bag to carry all of babybat's shit around in.
The dress is an entirely different thing, although I wish I could wear a backpack to a wedding, but then I'd want to wear jeans and a tee and it's a formal wedding so I'd get tossed out.
Miss C don't forget to move tomorrow - go for a walk, even though it will hurt, you won't be so stiff - way to go girl! Woot!!
Saya what the heck is <3 anyway? is that happy? Am I using it too early in our relationship? If I don't know what I'm typing does this mean I just asked you to marry me?
Ben Yeah screw altzimers - I'd rather take myself out than have a gradual slow mindless zombie death than that... Guess we are all going to have to remember Pete Falk because he sure couldn't.
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06-26-2011, 11:24 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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The thorns on a gooseberry bush are fucking EVIL. I look like I've had a bout of self harm or something. Still, I reckon I've got over a kilo of gooseberries, and that was only off one side ! :O
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06-26-2011, 11:29 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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My ankle is all swollen so I'm in bandage and limping around (probably wasn't my greatest idea to run the morning after twisting my ankle). Surprisingly, I'm not too stiff today. With online and offline donations combined, I raised just short of £300, which isn't bad going 
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06-26-2011, 08:45 PM
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#3840
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissCheyenne
My ankle is all swollen so I'm in bandage and limping around (probably wasn't my greatest idea to run the morning after twisting my ankle). Surprisingly, I'm not too stiff today. With online and offline donations combined, I raised just short of £300, which isn't bad going |
Awesome about the donations, sorry to hear about the ankle.
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06-26-2011, 09:26 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Saya what the heck is <3 anyway? is that happy? Am I using it too early in our relationship? If I don't know what I'm typing does this mean I just asked you to marry me?
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Its a heart!
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06-27-2011, 06:59 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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It looks like a sideways ass. From now on when I see people use the '<3' symbol I'm going to think 'ass'.
I 'ass' you! I 'ass' you, too!
'ass' 'ass' 'ass'
I 'ass' that restaurant!
I 'ass' that song!
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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06-27-2011, 07:54 AM
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#3843
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I 'ass' you,
You 'ass' me,
We're an 'assing' family.
No wonder I hate Barney!
Now, 'ass' me no more questions and I'll tell you no more lies.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-27-2011, 10:28 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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I 'ass' you lahng time, Ben!
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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06-27-2011, 11:10 AM
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#3845
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-27-2011, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I 'ass' you,
You 'ass' me,
We're an 'assing' family.
No wonder I hate Barney!
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This is a considerably better form of Barney, actually. Not to mention more realistic to how a lot of families work.
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06-27-2011, 08:46 PM
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#3847
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Lexington, KY
Posts: 237
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GOTH POINT
Yes.
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06-27-2011, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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My first instinct was to think "that's animal abuse!", but the cigarette is not lit and even if it was the bird couldn't smoke it.
Funny pic.
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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06-27-2011, 09:08 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
It looks like a sideways ass. From now on when I see people use the '<3' symbol I'm going to think 'ass'.
I 'ass' you! I 'ass' you, too!
'ass' 'ass' 'ass'
I 'ass' that restaurant!
I 'ass' that song!
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^this...
This shortening things always get me because by the time I get my brain into thinking something like:
I heart Saya
I heart Graus,
It's just a lot quicker for me to type that in full than to think "Oh what was that stupid emoticon that I'm supposed to use... oh that's write the <3 (which involves the use of the shift key and as anyone who really knows me, knows that I hate the use of the shift key and I hate slowing my typing down to hit the stupid <> buttons..
*walks off in disgust, but mostly at the fact that I transposed the word the in two different ways in that above paragraph*
Sigh...I'm getting old
Angel - funny picture.
I want to throw a sickie today.. i feel sick *unhappy*
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06-27-2011, 09:12 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Well, if it makes you feel any better on MSN its an actual heart.
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