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11-10-2005, 05:45 PM
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#376
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Reykjavik, iceland
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ú takk.. 
You now know how everybody feels about u and its not pretty.. sad.. oww.. i cant do this.. EVERYBODY loves u.. sorry...
no wish.. ehem
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11-10-2005, 05:45 PM
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#377
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Reykjavik, iceland
Posts: 44
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ok.. hvað er málið með úú..? haha
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11-10-2005, 06:03 PM
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#378
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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Yeah, like Shiva said, everybody does love you. In fact, they love you so much they're plotting a huge conspiracy against you. Soon you are kidnapped by a bunch of burly guys that have wild buttsex with you untill you die. Oh, how great it is to be loved.
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ok.. hvað er málið með úú..? haha
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Heheh.
Edit: Err, forgot the wish again. Uhm. I wish for a pizza.
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11-10-2005, 06:13 PM
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#379
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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I had pizza last night for dinner...very healthy indeed!
You are forced to eat 100 slices of pizza, otherwise you will be ***** by a beasty horse.
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-10-2005, 06:22 PM
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#380
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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Tough choice. Either one would kill me for sure. The pizza one would be slow and painful while the horse one would be quick and extremely painful.
So... are you going to make a wish?
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11-10-2005, 11:50 PM
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#381
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Well, if R&R isn't going to make a wish, then I will.
I wish that I were tied up ready to be r@ped by the women of this site.....Why do I feel like I just signed my death warrent?
.......I think my wish came true 
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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11-11-2005, 12:05 AM
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#382
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Is that you tied up?
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-11-2005, 12:07 AM
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#383
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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I wish I can have sex with a delicious 30 year old man!
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-11-2005, 12:08 AM
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#384
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Originally Posted by rockandrose
Is that you tied up?
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Yes. That was a fun picture.
Granted, he's thirty and made of cookies, so you eat him. Delicious! 
I wish I had a cat-o-ninetails
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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11-11-2005, 12:23 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Granted, you are given a cat-o-ninetails. But a naked 80 year old granny comes along and handcuffs your hands. You spend the whole day with granny. She whips you every 20 minutes and occassionally sucks you off. She ends the night by having anal sex with you.
I wish that I never have to use a condom EVER!
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-11-2005, 12:27 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Granted, you don't have to use a condom. So you go off and have sex with your high school crush....and get pregnant. Hey, nobody forced you to use a condom. Careful how you word things. 
I wish I had a cat-o-ninetails and a 19 year old beautiful college girl.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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11-11-2005, 12:44 AM
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#387
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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granted. and just when you get ready to smile with devious intent, she takes the cat-o-nine-tails, slaps you, tells you it's hers and walks away.
i wish i could drink on the job.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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11-11-2005, 01:24 AM
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#388
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 45
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Granted. Everybody at your work now drinks all the time. This includes your boss too. one drunken day he decides to start randomly sacking people, and you're one of them. Being an alcoholic you can not get a new job and you wasted all your life savings on booze. You have to go live under a bridge, possesing nothing more than the last bottle of wine you bought.
I wish my herbarium was already done.
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11-11-2005, 02:02 AM
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#389
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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granted. and as soon as you get it where you want it, i burn the fucking thing down in a drunken rage over being sacked.
i wish i had an ice cream cone.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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11-11-2005, 02:16 AM
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#390
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 45
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granted. But the icecream contains a special substance which drives the alcohol from your body, so you can see how screwed you actualy are. This makes you decide to kill yourself. At least you would kill yourself if you had enough money to buy a rope. Luckely i happen to pass by and hand you down a rope. This is of course the end for you.
I wish I wasn't so forgetfull.
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11-11-2005, 01:14 PM
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#391
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Granted. You can now remember everything. Every single moment, in detail. The stress on your brain causes you to go insane and you get sent to the funny farm with a straightjacket that has your name on it. But you'll remember how you used to be sane.
I wish for eternal youth.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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11-11-2005, 01:53 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 45
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Granted. You're now 12 year old for the rest of your life. This of course forbids you to drink, drive, have sex,... and you're forced to drag yourself through a life without pleasures.
I wish all the people with an IQ lower than 100 disappeared from the globe.
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11-11-2005, 02:35 PM
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#393
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Hey, I know mentally retarded people who are more respectable than some of the noobs we've had here recently. So could we change that wish?
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11-11-2005, 05:41 PM
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#394
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Northwestern Washington
Posts: 921
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A possible rewording: I wish all people who have the capability to achieve or at least feign normal or greater intelligence but choose not to disappeared from the globe.
If that makes any sense...
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11-12-2005, 02:48 AM
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#395
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 45
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K i'll change it
How about this:
I wish all anoying noobs from this forum vanished.
And I apologise if i have offended anyone.
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11-12-2005, 05:53 AM
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#396
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Within the dark recesses of my soul
Posts: 118
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Granted, however they have your home address and phone number.
I wish I could walk in high heels.
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11-12-2005, 06:05 AM
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#397
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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You can successfully walk in high heels, but your feet are permanently stuck into those shoes!
I wish tommorrow will be a sunny day with no unexpected rain, as I am attending a picnic with my friends tommorrow.
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-12-2005, 06:44 AM
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#398
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
Posts: 2,020
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Granted...Instead of that unexpected rain, there was an unexpected freak snowstorm, and You and your friends are killed XD.
I wish that Santa Claus would answer my fucking questions!
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11-12-2005, 06:54 AM
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#399
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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Santa Claus answers all your questions but is then forced to kill you because you now know all is evil secrets.
I wish I didn't masturbate this much.
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11-12-2005, 07:29 AM
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#400
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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You masturbate once a month and when you're not masturbating, your pleasure comes from licking a cat's ass!
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