the Corrupted Wishes game

[demoncross]

granted and it does, forever and ever, alone surrounded by people, forever.

I wish it was all over

[ThinkUsInsane]

Granted. But now every time you try to make a post, you have to take a 60 page test to prove that you aren't a 'stupid little shit.' Have fun...

I wish my bowl of ice cream would refill.

Granted, but it overflows and gets on my carpet. Thank you dink.

I wish skin didn't get wrinkled.

[LordOfDevils]

"REALLY ! D!DNT uNDERSTAND "

+++BUT+++

! hOPE yOUR sKIN GET wrinkled "sTART FROM THIS M"
UND wrinkled TO THE REAST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE
UND EVERYTIME YOU FEEL LIKE A BUG ON YOU "U NEED TO USE"
HAMMER TO GET IT OF

+++BUT+++

YOU CANT REACH THE BUG

UND THE BUG START MOVING UND "ENTER" 2 YOUR
MOTH UND MOVING IN TO YOUR STOMICH

T'LL YOU THROWUP
UND +++WEAK UP FROM THE DREAM"


I WISH IF CAN BE WITH YOU

[rockandrose]

LordOfDevils *sighs*

[ThinkUsInsane]

Granted. But every time you try, they turn into a braindead LordOfDevils clone. So of course you stop doing it.

I wish that darkangel's carpet was clean so that she won't attack me :grin:

[rockandrose]

I wish I was a living walking penis with grass pubic hair, and that I constantly possess a smell of urine.

Just for one day please?

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

TUI- Granted, her carpet is clean, squeaky clean........Bleach clean. Ooh she's gonna be pissed.

RAR- Granted, people stop respecting you because you are now the essence of man.

I wish I had harem of healthy, living, non-vampiric, beautiful, human women.

[mortalitas incomitatus]

granted.....they are all clones of me!!!!


i wish i was with my man rite now. (and thats now cos i'm drunk and need a ____)

[BlueMoon]

hehe, granted....and he can't get it up.

I wish I could breathe anywhere, underwater, in space, on land.....everywhere

[666psychoticfreak666]

wish granted but while in space a metiorite flys past and you catch on fire so you fall all the way into the atlantic ocean where a giant squid eats you

i wish my life wasnt so messed up

[mortalitas incomitatus]

granted the plays over....now what???


i wish i could run faster.

[BlueMoon]

Granted....and now you can't stop running....watch out for that wall...ouch!

I wish I knew everything that has been puplished.
Like books, music, theorys, on the net....everything

[mortalitas incomitatus]

granted....your head explodes though.


i wish i was a queen.

[edible_eye]

granted. you have a hard time fitting your penis into your thongs, though.


i wish i had a bottomless stomach since there's so much steak to eat.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Originally Posted by BlueMoon

hehe, granted....and he can't get it up.

Ouch!

E_E: Granted, bottomless stomach for a whole lotta tube steak.

I wish I could meet Johnny Cash.

[edible_eye]

Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar

E_E: Granted, bottomless stomach for a whole lotta tube steak.

good one.

granted. and he's so drunk, he uses your flapping mouth as a urinal.


i wish i could be eternally drunk.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

LMAO! XD

Granted, you are now eternally drunk...So drunk you pass out........eternally.

I wish I had a mountain dew.

[mortalitas incomitatus]

granted... you have a can of mountain dew, but i gave it to you.
do you trust me TKM???


i wish brussel sprouts tasted like chocolate.

Granted! Brussels sprouts taste like chocolate but now if you consume said chocolate tasting brussels sprouts you begin to wretch and vomit profusely.

I wish had more time off work but still got paid.

[mortalitas incomitatus]

granted.....but you only get paid $1:99 per hour.


i wish i didn't have to go back to hospital.

[ThinkUsInsane]

Granted. Now you're not allowed in the hospital. You collapse and die outside of the hospital after contracting several curable diseases.

I wish i had one million dollars, a quarter, and a dime.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus

granted... you have a can of mountain dew, but i gave it to you.
do you trust me TKM???

Seeing as how I'm still your sex slave, I don't have much of a choice. I get beat if I don't trust you...........beat like I've been a bad little boy, and I like that........where was I going with this?

TUI: Granted. One million dollars in monopoly money, plus a quarter, and a dime. Congrats! You're 35 cents richer!

I wish everyone agreed with everything I say.

[edible_eye]

granted. ... and your vocal cords atrophy, ultimately pulling away from the lining of your throat, blocking your airway. you're choking, grasping at your neck and everyone around you is smiling and nodding "yes".


i wish my legs didn't hurt.

[mortalitas incomitatus]

granted....but then all your friends and family move away.


wish i wasn't so inept when it comes to relationships.