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12-06-2005, 09:21 PM

On a related random note, I feel they should put punching bags in my office for stress relief.

tenet_2012 · 12-06-2005, 09:21 PM

Fear is a flopping penis.

If you step out of your house and see a man running, penis flopping... you follow that man.

Because there is some scary shit coming the other way.

MedicGirl · 12-06-2005, 09:25 PM

Yeah, a disgruntled husband!

rockandrose · 12-06-2005, 09:29 PM

Geisha, what's your job?

winged_dreams · 12-06-2005, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicGirl

Another question. (since I have X's attention)

I now have a Rep Power of 1.

How and why did that happen?

Once you get 50 or more posts you get rep power. And I believe at a thousand you gain another point. You can certainly get more rep points if people agree with your posts and all that.

12-06-2005, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockandrose

Geisha, what's your job?

I'm a billing whore.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 12-07-2005, 02:20 AM

Well, if anyone is on, I have insomnia again.

tenet_2012 · 12-07-2005, 02:33 AM

I always have isomnia. I have clinical insomnia, in fact.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 12-07-2005, 02:47 AM

Mine isn't clinical, it's just a side-effect of my last job.

tenet_2012 · 12-07-2005, 03:03 AM

There is no way ever to talk your way out of wiping your ass on someone's pillow...

Even if you yell suprise.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 12-07-2005, 03:06 AM

Wait, WHAT?

Shadowed Aegis · 12-07-2005, 03:13 AM

Sure there is. Hide the pillow. After all, what they don't know won't hurt them. And besides, when they do find out, by then you'll be long gone.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 12-07-2005, 03:16 AM

My throat is KILLING me. Will someone just rip it out already?!

Shadowed Aegis · 12-07-2005, 03:25 AM

*rip* There, that better?

rockandrose · 12-07-2005, 04:44 AM

I have sensitive skin.

I get bruises that I don't even know I how I got them.

dreamforthedead · 12-07-2005, 05:36 AM

OH MY GOD! Outside my window, standing in the dark is a..a.. TREE!! Oh that was so lame.

Ben Lahnger · 12-07-2005, 06:19 AM

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn't work.

(And you thought going down to the pharmacy to pick up your pills or condoms was a bother!)

Ben Lahnger · 12-07-2005, 06:31 AM

WHEN CLICHES COLLIDE:

A man who acts as his own attourney has a fool for a client.

vs.

Physician, heal thyself.

12-07-2005, 07:14 AM

My dad's worker commited suicide last night. He was only 23 yrs old.

He was a family friend as well as a great help to my father. I've known him since high school after briefly dating and as the years slipped on I only made polite hello's, never bothing to find out how he was doing nowadays. I never saw him as the type to kill himself. But then I guess he didn't realize he was going to do that some day either.

My parents saw him the night before. They said he seemed fine. They told me he asked how I was doing, and all I could say was "oh really" and then go on with my day. I wish I would have talked to him more. Some silly notion that I could have tried to help him. I know he did it because the girl he loved broke his heart. I just don't understand why she was worth dying for.

To Steven, you will be missed, God rest your soul.

edible_eye · 12-07-2005, 08:01 AM

taking on the responsibility of someone else's decisions will never allow you to feel peace. you can never be inside someone else's head. you can never know someone that deeply, even if you had kept constant contact.

it's natural for a caring person to feel sorrow when someone who once meant something to you decides to abruptly cut his life short - but it's also irrational to presume to know exactly why he did it. HE ended his life - not the girl who "broke his heart". neither blame nor fault lies within her existence for she was not put upon this earth to be a "babysitter" for another human being. she has her own life and must do what she feels and believes will suit her best within it - and nowhere in that job description was the responsibility to be someone else's stop-gap from suicide written.

mourn however you feel is apropriate. guilt, however will only serve to drag you down a road you have no business being on in the first place.

let that piece of this go.

Ben Lahnger · 12-07-2005, 08:07 AM

It is sad ... I am sorry to hear of it.

I send a wish of sanity and peace for Steven's friends and family.

Liquid Dreams · 12-07-2005, 09:32 AM

Quote:

mourn however you feel is apropriate. guilt, however will only serve to drag you down a road you have no business being on in the first place.

let that piece of this go.

That is quite Profound.

AlKilyu · 12-07-2005, 12:46 PM

Yes edible that was fantastic, thank you very much.

For anyone who needs it here is a booklet in PDF form for anyone dealing with losing someone to suicide...

MrMaelstrom · 12-07-2005, 01:31 PM

I just found out about Google Earth and just installed it..... wow... it's probably the most brilliant thing I've seen in a bit (haven't seen much, me knows)

angleangel_doom · 12-07-2005, 01:55 PM

GoogleEarth is Google...on earth!
No, just kidding I don't know what it is, but...

I get to buy presents for less fortunate kids for my NHS and deliver them to a school near me!

Weee!!

and I read a book on pirates this afternoon, and it was to much enjoyment.