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09-15-2011, 10:39 AM
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#4126
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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Your thug face reminds me of cuddly puppies.
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09-15-2011, 10:41 AM
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#4127
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Originally Posted by Versus
I'm not adorable. I'm a thug.
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You're as thug as Bebe's Kids.
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09-15-2011, 10:45 AM
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#4128
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Look at that mug. I am such a thug.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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09-15-2011, 10:55 AM
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#4129
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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You've got cute little curls on top! I bet they're soft as a kitten. 
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-15-2011, 10:57 AM
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#4130
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Or stiff with sweat and sand. Who knows?!
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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09-15-2011, 11:01 AM
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#4131
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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I'm going to go with "soft as a kitten".
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09-15-2011, 11:01 AM
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#4132
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Saya, how soft is Versus' hair?
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-15-2011, 11:03 AM
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#4133
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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you guys are very close, its like petting a kitty's belly.
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09-15-2011, 11:04 AM
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#4134
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Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 64
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
Saya, how soft is Versus' hair?
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His hair is not soft, like ovaries. It is hard and firm, similiar to a gorgon's boner.
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09-15-2011, 11:06 AM
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#4135
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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So! You space robot clone hussy! Been stroking my man's locks, have you?
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09-15-2011, 11:09 AM
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#4136
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
So! You space robot clone hussy! Been stroking my man's locks, have you?
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See? My hair really isn't soft. She said so.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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09-15-2011, 11:18 AM
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#4137
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Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 64
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
So! You space robot clone hussy! Been stroking my man's locks, have you?
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I've been doing more then that with him. His abs are like chiseled steel against my synthetic tongue. Something your soft ovarian body couldn't appreciate.
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09-15-2011, 11:34 AM
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#4138
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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I want to see MechaSaya's appearance in the porn thread. Can you imagine Saya paired with MechaSaya? That gets me hard.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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09-15-2011, 11:43 AM
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#4139
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Mmmm, slutty Mecha Canadians....
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-15-2011, 01:15 PM
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#4140
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
Posts: 1,919
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
I want to see MechaSaya's appearance in the porn thread. Can you imagine Saya paired with MechaSaya? That gets me hard.
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One day, this will happen.
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I am your slice of pie
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09-15-2011, 01:51 PM
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#4141
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Is that a promise?
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09-15-2011, 02:31 PM
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#4142
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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That is a promise. I just can't promise when it will be. When I have the time and energy to give it what it deserves it'll be back, better than ever with all new filth and depravity.
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I am your slice of pie
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09-15-2011, 02:52 PM
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#4143
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Fantastic.
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09-15-2011, 05:09 PM
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#4144
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Getting prepared for hurricane Maria. Its nearly a year since Hurricane Igor, so everyone is kinda freaking out.
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09-15-2011, 05:12 PM
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#4145
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Funny conversations with friends:
Friend: High tea......AND MURDER!
Me: Murder most foul! Fowl?
Friend: Only if you're serving pate, dear.
Me: Mutherducker!
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-15-2011, 10:11 PM
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#4146
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Solumina
You two have such a special relationship.
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Special relationships for special people ... on the special bus.
Nyah nyah!
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09-17-2011, 08:42 AM
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#4147
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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'Vampyres' are so fucking stupid....
Last night I was talking on the phone with a good friend who lives in California. He has to smoke away from his building because his neighbors are fucking stupid. So, we're talking, he's in the park by a lake and I hear this voice aproaching proclaiming "I'm a vampyre!" We both sigh and before he can move away fast enough Miss Vampyre The Dumbening is offering to bite my friend and prove she's really a vampyre. He offers to stake her instead. Suddenly, I hear this idiot's voice in my ear("Hi! I'm totally a vampyre!") and I lose it. I'm generally a nice person. I actually do like people. I just don't put up with stupid people who have no idea what boundaries are. You don't walk up to random people offering to bite them and you damn sure don't steal shit from MY friends. So I go ballistic on her, "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BITCH? GET THE HELL OFF OF MY PHONE YOU BRAINLESS CUNT!!!WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU IDIOT LITTLE TWAT???" Next thing I hear is Vampy gasping saying 'oh my god' in a little voice and my friend in the background saying "Yeah, I warned you not to do that..." After she leaves we laugh and carry on our conversation about how stupid vampyres are.
Vampyres are obviously also easily intimidated by pissed off mortals who think they suck. Seriously? The fuck! What is wrong with people? What kind of moron runs around a park at night offering to bite men they don't even know and stealing their bluetooth? People need to learn when to back the fuck up and that they aren't soooooo special that everyone wants to talk to their stupid asses.
Any of you have bill collectors you want to give me the number to? Guarantee they'll never call you back. 
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-17-2011, 09:02 AM
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#4148
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: "Historic" River City
Posts: 327
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
After she leaves we laugh and carry on our conversation about how stupid vampyres are.
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One more reason why zombies are so much cooler than vampyres. Besides not sparkling, they would also never steal your bluetooth.
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"What do we want?" "Braaaaaaaaaaains...!"
"When do we want it?" "Braaaaaaaaaaains...!"
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09-17-2011, 09:06 AM
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#4149
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Spooky Spencer
One more reason why zombies are so much cooler than vampyres. Besides not sparkling, they would also never steal your bluetooth.
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Ha! I'm not falling for that one! They roll up on you with the 'I won't steal your bluetooth' line, then go straight for the brain!
*I'm onto you*
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-17-2011, 09:09 AM
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#4150
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: "Historic" River City
Posts: 327
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Curses...! Foiled again!
Er, I mean, uh.... "braaaaaaaaains..."
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~ I prefer a head-on fight to all this sneaking around.
Zombie Protest:
"What do we want?" "Braaaaaaaaaaains...!"
"When do we want it?" "Braaaaaaaaaaains...!"
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