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05-19-2011, 06:58 PM
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^^^ This has nothing to do with Lesbians.. I wish I could down-vote it. 
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05-19-2011, 10:15 PM
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I am saddened by the lesbos that use the message of salvation for such things. I only wish that people would accept the message of salvation
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05-20-2011, 10:46 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Hey, it's okay to be Takei!
I hope the lesbos take a moment to pray for the jesus freaks. Oh, wait ... that won't work ... there's no one to pray to.
Oh well, I guess they'll just have to make out some more and find heaven on earth to spite you! LOL!
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05-21-2011, 10:31 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Lesbians are awesome! We used to have the most awesome gay club out here. Every one was so friendly and nice, the music was good and the general atmosphere was light and fun.
Church was always full of unhappy people with the same imaginary friend. The music was... less than sterling. To top it off, no friendly gay people.
To sum up... gay bar > church. 
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05-22-2011, 04:26 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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I used to love listening to a gay radio station - they always played the most uplifting music and were always so positive about everything...
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05-22-2011, 10:55 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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I'm so Takei!
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05-22-2011, 06:30 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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We're all a little Takei... 
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05-23-2011, 02:19 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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repent to be saved ... repent now for the end is near
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05-24-2011, 12:25 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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repent to be saved ... repent now for the end is near
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I pray to Takei,
Who arte most Gay
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05-26-2011, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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for God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son that whosoever beleivith in him should not perish but have everlasting life
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05-26-2011, 07:54 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
I pray to Takei,
Who arte most Gay
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That was a most beautiful piece of poetry. I must remind myself to remember it.
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05-27-2011, 07:16 PM
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who is takei?
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05-28-2011, 08:01 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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who is takei?
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Just one of the most awesome Takei men that ever lived! 
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05-30-2011, 08:31 PM
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If I'm even a little Takei, you'd better repent if your end is anywhere near me!
LMAO!!!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-31-2011, 11:47 AM
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That reminds me of this character from "Dead Leaves"... *snicker*
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05-31-2011, 01:57 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
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If I'm even a little Takei, you'd better repent if your end is anywhere near me!
LMAO!!!
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I almost ejaculated soda all over my monitor!
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06-01-2011, 10:17 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Hmm.... I wonder if rule #34 applies to this...
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06-02-2011, 04:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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I could never see what people saw in WS - I always like george or Lenoard, but I think I really liked Scotty -I always go weak at the knees for a scottish accent...
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06-09-2011, 07:43 PM
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will anyone give there life to jesus?
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06-09-2011, 08:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: nonya, darlin.
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I will facekick your mother.
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06-10-2011, 10:11 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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There life? Where life?
"For he that speaketh in an [unknown] tongue speaketh not unto men, but unto God: for no man understandeth [him]; howbeit in the spirit he speaketh mysteries." - 1 Corinthians 14:2
You really need to work on your English (or lay off the weed) before you preach to the public any further. For your gibberish is mysterious for all who behold it.
Plus, it gives me too much material for humor.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-10-2011, 03:01 PM
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06-10-2011, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: nonya, darlin.
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it's beautiful.
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06-16-2011, 07:41 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Lexington, KY
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Mir is all, but what is Mir? Another number that isn't equal to any of you!
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G.net needs a 'Like' button feature.
Why hasn't anyone made an official 'Mir Cult' holy book? If the Discordians did it, so can you!
Now don't just rush into this--do some outlines first. It's gotta be legit!
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06-17-2011, 10:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Repent, and change your ways from sin, everyone!!! also I don't do weed anymore, but even if I did still do it I don't know if it is a sin, or not. Also what may be a sin to me may not be a sin to you, and like wise what may be a sin to you may not be a sin to me. repent means to feel sorry for your sins, and to turn away from your sins
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