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11-08-2005, 11:12 PM
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#401
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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(You and me both)
Granted. You are now the Don Juan of relationships....In fact, you are now Don Juan, but wait...that means you're just a story character. I think I'll put on the shelf to collect dust for a while. 
I wish to be MORE amazingly talented when it comes to sex. lol ;P
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11-09-2005, 06:29 AM
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#402
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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granted, i am your teacher.
now lick my toes bitch!!!
i wish TKM was more submissive
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11-09-2005, 06:38 AM
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#403
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
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granted, TKM will be more submissive by licking mortalitas' toes and moving up north.
I wish feel the pleasure of being whipped by a 30 year old man.
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-09-2005, 06:40 AM
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#404
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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granted, but he is big, fat, hairy, smelly and sweat lots. still pleasurable???
i wish for my man inbed with me right NOW!!!!!
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
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11-09-2005, 06:50 AM
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#405
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus
granted, but he is big, fat, hairy, smelly and sweat lots. still pleasurable???
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errr......now that image is stuck in my mind....YUCK!
grant, mortalitas' man comes running home, knocks down mortalitas' bedroom door and jumps over to where she is lying on her bed. Her libido is peaking and he whispers in her ear, 'Honey, I'm gay and I've been sleeping with another man'
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-09-2005, 06:54 AM
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#406
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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no wish babe???
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11-09-2005, 06:58 AM
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#407
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Oh yeah my wish!
I wish to engage in 24 hours of wild continuous sex on a day where the weather is 40 degrees...
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11-09-2005, 07:02 AM
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#408
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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granted, unfortunatly you are actually dead and the big, fat, hairy, smelly dude that sweat lots is doing unmentionable thing to your body.
ewww, decomposing corpse in the middle of the aussie summer.
i wish for more sex slaves for my sex chamber.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
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11-09-2005, 07:16 AM
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#409
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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I'm afraid of that 'big fat hairy smelly dude'! What if he really does exist and the wishes come true?
Granted...
You patiently wait in your lovely sex chamber and then walks in two of your newest sex slaves. You are speechless. The site of the two naked sex slaves hurt your ever so bright eyes. They have NO dicks! How can that be possible?
I wish to be a virgin again and experience sex for the first time
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-09-2005, 01:54 PM
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#410
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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no, dicks. thats ok i like women too.
granted, but the guy is also a virgin and has no idea, it is a crap experience!
i wish to add rockandrose to my sex infamous sex chamber.
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11-09-2005, 01:59 PM
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#411
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Northern Ireland
Posts: 673
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my ex,James was a virgin at 19 till we had sex and he was the best sex i've ever had....mind you he was the second guy i slept with and had a bigger cock and was older...
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11-09-2005, 02:19 PM
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Granted! You are now a boy. An unborn boy but a boy none the less.
I wish I wasn't feeling so sick today.
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11-09-2005, 02:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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granted, you are ill-free but you can't seem to stop laughing.
I wish today will not rain again!
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11-09-2005, 07:41 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Granted, it doesn't rain, it hails soccerball sized hail.
Awesome! RockandRose has now joined us in the sex chamber. The count? One guy (namely me) and two girls, life is good.
I wish both Mortalitus and R&R were handcuffed to the bed.
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11-10-2005, 06:17 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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awwww babe, you forget ariis in the chamber. shareing is caring.
DENIED!!!!!! mortalitas is master and will never be handcuffed, so it it you and rose handcuffed to the bed.
i wish my three slaves would plesasure me endlessly for eternity.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
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11-10-2005, 06:37 AM
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#416
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Since when were wishes denied? grrr....
Lucky I have a fetish for handcuffs so I don't mind being handcuffed!
You will be pleasured by your three lovely slaves for eternity, but you are handcuffed onto a bed of sharp needles.
Feel the pain of needles and embrace the beauty of pain...
I wish to live on Mars for a day!
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11-10-2005, 07:14 AM
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#417
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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I, mortalitas you beloved mistress, will grant you exemption from my chamber for the period of one day, but you will be sooo lonely alll by yourself on mars that you will slink back to the chamber and take your rightful place alongside TKM.
i wish i didnt have to work ever ever again.
mmmmmmm.....pain.
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11-10-2005, 07:22 AM
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#418
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
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'Work' is a term that will no longer exist in your vocabulary. You are retired and the balance of your bank account is currently 10 million dollars.
Honey, guess what?
You are permanently handcuffed to a healthy randy 80 year old man weighing 200kgs, who constantly wants to fuck the hell out of you. Keep in mind of how a 80 yr old man's penis would look like.
Enjoy!
I wish to be nothing but a lesbian...!
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11-10-2005, 07:26 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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granted you are a lesbian 24/7. but now all you can do is grope women on the street, in cinemas, at work, everywhere.
you end up being bitchslapped by a 200kg 80 yearold man for feeling up the beauty he is handcuffed to.
i wish for sex
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11-10-2005, 07:32 AM
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#420
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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*evil grin*
Since you bought the "200kg 80 year old man" into my wish, you will NEVER EVER be able to have sex and you won't even be able to pleasure yourself either, as you will be locked away in jail, hands tied to the wall for ETERNITY!
wahahahhahahhahhahhahha....
I wish I can fly to France right now!
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11-10-2005, 07:47 AM
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#421
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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wall thats just mean
granted, but you get busted smuggling cocaine.
go to jail
go directly to jail
do not pass go do not collect $200
you are sentanced to an eternity in prison peeling grapes for yours truly.
i wish to be asleep
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11-10-2005, 02:55 PM
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#422
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Granted. I slip out of my handcuffs, and handcuff you to the bed instead. Now I have Mortalitus, R&R, and Ariis handcuffed to a bed in a chamber of sex. But first....
......I wish for some dinner.
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11-10-2005, 04:10 PM
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#423
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
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Granted, you trapped in an empty room. Your first meal arrives as fried frogs with whipped cream and a glass of a dog's urine....
Enjoy your dinner...!
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11-10-2005, 04:23 PM
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#424
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Hey hey, fried frog's legs are really good. I think I'll pass on the urine though *gag*
Aren't you gonna make a wish Rose?
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11-10-2005, 04:28 PM
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#425
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
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I would rather starve myself than eat frogs!
I wish to have a leopard cat as my pet!
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