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11-12-2005, 07:36 AM
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#401
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Within the dark recesses of my soul
Posts: 118
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Granted, but it comes with the knowledge that your mum has to do it in your place.
It's your wish Rose
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11-12-2005, 07:43 AM
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#402
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Opps, it is too...
I wish I can rob a bank and no one will ever find out!
*evil grins*
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-12-2005, 07:46 AM
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#403
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Within the dark recesses of my soul
Posts: 118
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Granted, but you are creamed by a bus three weeks after the murder. Sticky! 
I wish I could stop drinking caffine so I can get some sleep
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11-12-2005, 07:55 AM
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#404
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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After a nice drink of warm coffee, you lie down on your confortable bed and immediately sleep.
BUT, you hear constant loud harsh thunderstorms throughout the night and to top it off, a creepy man knocks on your door and won't stop bothering you!
I wish that wishes really do come true!
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-12-2005, 08:06 AM
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#405
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Within the dark recesses of my soul
Posts: 118
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Wish granted, however, your new god-like status sees you captured, gagged and caged by rich fat men who later cut out your tongue, stitch your lips shut and rub the top of your head like a troll doll to make a wish.
I wish I could put a restraining order on my mum.
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11-12-2005, 08:46 AM
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#406
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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You put a restraining order on your mom, making her so angry at you, that she hires a hitman to kill you.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
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11-12-2005, 09:05 AM
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#407
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Granted, you sleep with no interuptions and wake up in a bed of poisonous snakes.
I wish I can see snow!
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-12-2005, 09:25 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 45
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Granted. You see the millions of snowflakes dwerling(is that a word actualy??) down onto the antarctic continent. You walk arround there, enjoying the cool breeze on your naked skin while you slowly freeze to death.
I wish it took me far less time to go to school.
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11-12-2005, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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Going to school now takes you a considerably shorter amount of time. So short that you, in fact, arrive at school decades before your class starts and end up having to wait untill you die.
I wish I was dead.
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11-12-2005, 04:22 PM
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#410
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Great, just great.
Granted. But not before you are tortured for three years by a professional.
I wish for they would kill Veggie Monster and bring back Cookie Monster. (Yes, they really did do that on Sesame Street.....Bastards)
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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11-12-2005, 04:41 PM
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#411
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Somewhere south of Heaven and somewhat north of Hell
Posts: 10
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Granted- Veggie monster dissapears and network execs desperate to fill the position offer cookie monster his job back. But horrified co-workers notify authorities after fimding him back stage enjoying veggie smoothies. Cookie monster is now serving 25 to life in San Quenton.
I wish I could get two weeks off for deer season
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11-12-2005, 05:17 PM
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#412
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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You get your two weeks off for deer season and go hunting. But the deer have had enough and rebel. They shoot you with various guns the ninja deer have, over the years, been stealing from unsuspecting hunters during night and eat you.
I wish liquorice contained all the nutrients the body needs.
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11-12-2005, 05:21 PM
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#413
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Good answer AllEvil.
Granted. Liquorice now contains all nessessary nutrients.....and tastes like absolute shit...No, shit tastes better, so you develope a taste for floaters.
I wish for psychokinetic powers.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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11-12-2005, 05:37 PM
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#414
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Somewhere south of Heaven and somewhat north of Hell
Posts: 10
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Damn, I kind of excpected to get shot, but did I have to get eaten?
Granted, bit everytime you use them it literally uses a part of your brain and eventually you become a babbling idiot and cant control your powers until the point of death.
Ok, that one wasnt as good.
I wish someone would break cookie monster out of San Quenton. He doesnt really deserve that shit
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11-12-2005, 07:03 PM
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#415
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Within the dark recesses of my soul
Posts: 118
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Granted, but countless night-time rapes from closet plushies turn him into a broken shell of a cookie monster. He is unfit for children's television and instead, he has landed a recurring role in Queer as Folk.
I wish political correctness was wiped from humanity's memory bank.
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11-12-2005, 08:27 PM
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#416
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Granted, then we would all be free to say what was on our minds, offensive or not. That would result in mass scale rioting.
I wish it were easier for me to get completely out of the closet.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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11-12-2005, 11:01 PM
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#417
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Hyrule
Posts: 274
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granted my man!!!!
as soon as you leave the house the next day you are ruthlessly gay bashed by wholesome christians and to finish you off in an ironic gesture...a picket protest sign is jammed up your ass to the max.
i wish i had the complete series of every anime i have ever loved
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"Someday the eliticism-the Arrogance-will destroy you."
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11-12-2005, 11:09 PM
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#418
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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granted. and each one you open is broken.
i wish my dream girl was here right now fellating me.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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11-12-2005, 11:10 PM
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#419
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Granted but with lots of teeth.
I wish I didn't have to do chem homework.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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11-12-2005, 11:19 PM
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#420
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Hyrule
Posts: 274
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granted!
u give the professer oral satisfaction to get out of it. and he/she is far from clean.
i wish i was immune from federal law and had a badass sword and some bitchin handguns for my bidding.
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"Someday the eliticism-the Arrogance-will destroy you."
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11-12-2005, 11:42 PM
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#421
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Hyrule
Posts: 274
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granted..instead they fly planes and like to fly over your house
i wish a certain friend of mine werent a complete ass
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"Someday the eliticism-the Arrogance-will destroy you."
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11-13-2005, 03:19 AM
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#422
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 45
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Granted. He is now the most caring and sweetest person in the world. He continuously watches over your back. In the begining this pleases you but after a while you're really getting annoyed with it. In a rage you kill him and you end up in San Quenton, with cookie monsters old cell mates.
I wish I didn't have any up/download limits.
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11-13-2005, 04:53 AM
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#423
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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granted, but a massive electrical storm hits your house, you computer is blown up.
i wish for a very kinky sexual experience right now!
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-13-2005, 11:42 AM
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#424
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 45
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Granted. Your homework is done, but it's so full of mistakes your professor decided to let you stay for an afternoon to do it again, 3 times.
I wish for world peace.
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11-13-2005, 03:28 PM
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#425
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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You are locked in a quiet room with no interferance outside of the room. You are at peace and meditate for the rest of your time spent on earth.
Unfortunately, world peace is not possible! How boring would the world be if everyone got along? World peace would be the ultimate horror movie.
I wish that underaged boys never feel attracted to me!
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