the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 18

Juliet Bathory · 11-14-2005, 04:40 AM

Granted. However, your visits to Grandma have caused many strokes and heartattacks at the old folks home, not to mention a dramatic rise in viagra perscriptions being sought.

I wish money didn't exist.

P.S. Rose, it's nice to see another Australian in here (That's Oz-tray-lien for those who want some practice)

rubedo · 11-14-2005, 12:58 PM

granted...yet soon with politics and all we decide we once again need some form off currency..worldwide argument explodes over the new form and soon ww3 is upon us...the world is blown up

i wish i could blow ppls heads off with my mind

TheKorovaMilkbar · 11-14-2005, 11:59 PM

Granted, in testing this new power you look in a mirror and accidentally blow your own head off.

I wish I was at IHOP right now.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 11-15-2005, 12:04 AM

Granted....Demonista doesn't know what the hell IHOP is so during the process of granting your wish, she explodes you and you die.

I really wish that E_E wasn't gone.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 11-15-2005, 12:09 AM

WHAT?!?!

IHOP? The INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES?!?! Most sacred place on earth?!

Meh, it's alright hon.

I hope you go to one someday though, it's a 24 hour joint where you and whoever you want can hang out at anytime of the day or night, and get food or coffee if you like.

You have a tendency to become addicted after going there a few times.

Granted. He's back and the world becomes a better place..........What?...How could I give a bad ending on that?

I wish for world domination.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 11-15-2005, 12:13 AM

Wow....A pancake restaurant?!?!?! Grrr....Damn America! *steps on a map of America*

Okay, granted, you wish for world domination....So the world dominates you and you become it's sex slave (It's not like you aren't one of the world's sex slave already)

I wish that Australia has a pancake restaurant....*mumbles*

TheKorovaMilkbar · 11-15-2005, 12:16 AM

Hey, as long as I get laid, I'm game.

Granted. IHOP's now speckle Australia and everyone there discovered a new, syrup covered meaning of happiness......I'm sorry guys, I'm just handing out the happy endings today, aren't I?

I wish for sex.....with a woman......

...... About 5'2" with black hair, caucasian, 20 years old, completely obedient to me, alive, healthy, not pregnant, perky, and frisky..........any questions?

Demonista_Ravenesque · 11-15-2005, 12:28 AM

Granted, you get the sex you want.....She's everything you asked for, but she forgot to mention she was a cannibal, so during sex...she literally eats you alive...

I wish I NEVER joined that modelling agency...damn, they're humiliating.

rubedo · 11-15-2005, 01:04 PM

granted! but now there's an unexplainable void in your life that the agency had once filled so u join a christian youth group and find out its a cult and they take you out with them in a massive country wide suicide.

i wish i got out of america tomorrow and flew to japan (fuck yeah japan)

rubedo · 11-15-2005, 01:58 PM

...that was cold xnguela...stone piss cold....

granted!! but sadly you find that shes a axe murderer and she hacks you up and feeds you to a kangaroo who is then thrown into a wood chipper.

i wish fooly cooly (my favorite anime) really happened in my shitty town

emo · 11-16-2005, 05:55 PM

Granted...You read the secret of immortality out of the devils book, now that you are immortal, you spend you life in pain of bleeding out of your eyes while watching all of your love ones being ripped apart to pieces by demons that you summoned from opening the book in the first place, and once your are the only one to be alive, to have to spend it all alone in the pits of hell along side of all your bloody parted love ones bodies hanging from the hooks in the walls.

i wish i was one year older
(i wish i was 14 in stead of 13)

emo · 11-16-2005, 05:56 PM

oops i am a bit to late

emo · 11-16-2005, 06:00 PM

wow i dont no how to use a forum, aw well sleeping is funner

mortalitas incomitatus · 11-20-2005, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque

Wow....A pancake restaurant?!?!?! Grrr....Damn America! *steps on a map of America*

Okay, granted, you wish for world domination....So the world dominates you and you become it's sex slave (It's not like you aren't one of the world's sex slave already)

I wish that Australia has a pancake restaurant....*mumbles*

awwww... demonista we have two here in s.a the pancake kitchen (24hrs 7 days, yeah baby!!!!!) an berties, also wery cool.

ok, emo dude, granted you are one year older but it makes no diff cos i ran you over.
oooooops.

i wish for satisfaction on any level

anti · 11-20-2005, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubedo

i wish fooly cooly (my favorite anime) really happened in my shitty town

Since no one took care of this one... Granted, but since it's FLCL, everyone is suddenly speaking Japanese, which you don't understand (I think...) so you have no idea what's going on. Erm, actually, this is FLCL, it's not like you would have, anyway...

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus

i wish for satisfaction on any level

Granted. You discover the joys of necrohphilia. Worms soon gain access to your intestines through your vagina, slowly eating you up inside, making you die a slow and painful death.

I wish a had a hot gothic girlfriend.

lizzy · 11-20-2005, 03:01 PM

granted. But the hot gothic girlfriend turns out to be a hot gothic guy.

I wish i could go to Hot Topic right now with alot of money.

Circle V · 11-20-2005, 03:04 PM

Granted. You go to Hot Topic, but, instead of a Gothy heaven, it turns out to be a cesspool of commerciality... wait that's right, it ALREADY IS. (I still shop there, though...)

I wish I had greater artistic talent.

lizzy · 11-20-2005, 03:10 PM

Granted. You get your artistic talent,and become a millionair known world wide,but your agent is a crook and later steals everything you own and leave you in jail after framing you for murder.
I wish that circle v would be my boyfriend.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 11-20-2005, 03:35 PM

o_O...

Um, OK, granted, but he lives too far away and your relationship doesn't last a week, cause phone-sex is just no substitute.

I wish I could bitch-slap Hillary Clinton.

anti · 11-20-2005, 03:41 PM

Granted. Circle V is now your boyfriend. However, you find out he's not the one he's been pretending to be. He's a an obese forty year old, living in his parents' basement. In fact, he's too fat to get up from his computer chair, so he makes you his servant. You are now responsible for feeding him, cleaning him and getting rid of his wastes.

I wish that lizzy would be my girlfriend. (Yeah, I'm completely out of ideas for wishes.)

Edit: Okay, ignore this. Apparently I spent way too long trying to think of a wish. :P

TheKorovaMilkbar · 11-20-2005, 03:43 PM

Dammit, anti, you're a bit late. Try again. Answer MY wish.

I wish I could bitch-slap Hillary Clinton.

anti · 11-20-2005, 04:05 PM

That's no fun.

mortalitas incomitatus · 11-21-2005, 01:18 AM

anti, i like you but play properly or f**k off.

granted.....you slap hilary clinton, she slaps you back, you like it, you like it alot. you and hilary fall madly in love and have a love chile together called bill.

i wish i didnt have to take antidepressants

edible_eye · 11-21-2005, 01:45 AM

granted. in fact, i've just read there are anti-depressant properties in sperm. any idea where i'm going with this? of course you do.

good girl.

i wish i didn't have a scar inside my fuckin' eye.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 11-21-2005, 01:48 AM

no...No....NOOO!!!

Why would you do this to me mortalitus? *sob*

Granted, you no longer HAVE to take them, so you choose not to, ultimately leading to depression, then strangely to anger. You take your anger out on everyone you dislike, and end up serving life in your local prison.

I wish it wasn't so damn cold, nor too hot.