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Rhapsody · 01-05-2006, 08:43 PM

Apparently the boy either didn't notice that whatever he cooked boiled over, or simply failed to clean out the stove's drip-pan.

He is now aware that the kitchen bursting into flames makes me cranky.

Scythan · 01-05-2006, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus

you should post it, give us all a laugh!

Hah, I'm not sure it would be as funny to other people as it is to me... here is an exerpt:

Him:
if I had a shark i'd name it darwin

Scythan:
why?

Him:
Darwin was the creator of the theories of evolution and survival of the fittest

Scythan:
and?

Him:
and sharks are the only creature on earth who have never evolved

Him:
they where created perfect

Him:
what better name

Scythan says:
erm... I'm sure they evolved...

Him:
no

Him:
the earliest fossilized shark found is identical to todays

Scythan says:
so sharks just appeared one day?

Him:
yup

I had not quite realized that he wasn't joking. Then he went on to say such things as:

Him:
ever since creation and common use of anti bacterial products to keep us and our environments bacteria free we've seen a decline in our immune capibilities, our immune system has in those situations stopped evolving to bacteria, viruses ect. so when those people get infected or sick they get sicker than most

Scythan:
immune systems don't evolve within individuals.

Him:
yes they do, chicken pox, once you get them once your body creates an anti body to adapt, you never get them twice, that's evolving

Arrgh. Now I know why I don't talk to him anymore, even though it is amusing...

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-05-2006, 08:57 PM

ummmmm....i'm confused.

AlKilyu · 01-05-2006, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by urian

Bro, I think there is nothing scarier than the pic I have of you in the thong and camisole.*twitch*
Seriously, thanks for the avatar. I had been lookg for a deadbirds trailer to do just what you did for me. Once again, thanks.

Oh. You like ants, right? You need to come this way during the summer. One of the towns has a fire ant festival. It's cool(for a small town fair thingy). You and Eyes can come down, hang out, drink beer and we'll compare man-boobs. It'll be fun.

No problem amigo. And I would LOVE to accompany the beautiful eyes to a festival honoring the bestest insect (although the Monarch Butterfly is the official insect of the state) in the greatest state in all of America, maybe even the greatest place on earth, Texas.

Nobody else could miss her, not half as much as me.

But I am betting you have better man boobies are better than mine, so we are keeping our clothes on.

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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

I'm sure they do. And I think you are one of the select few on G.net who know about
H-E-B. Everytime I mentioned it to Al, he looked at me like I was crazy. Especially when I told him what the "B" stands for.

After hearing the biography of Henry, starting from his mother down to the kin running it now, I have nothing but respect for the organization.

Just the last name is funny! ^_^ (please don't hit me!)

Ben Lahnger · 01-05-2006, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Santarea

Ben-

I know this sounds trite, but you got lucky in that your mother admitted herself. She's three steps ahread, already. And it saved you and your family from further trauma.

Have you considered talking to someone yourself? Are you dealing OK?

(OK being a relative term, but still...)

Love-

S.

Thanks for the concern. Yes, I'm taking to people. If you mean someone professional, I have someone I've seen in the past if I feel the need. But I'm dealing okay today. Much better than Monday and Tuesday.

Hell, my ex-wife saw the article in the paper and e-mailed me to ask if there was anything she could do ... now, that is amazing! LOL!

Thanks for the kind words ... and the ( "aw shucks" ) love ... never can have too much of that! ;-)

Sanctus Dei · 01-05-2006, 10:28 PM

In belated response to "the Beautiful Room" did anyone else notice that the client examples given were either the desperate drink till he's cute bar slug who couldn't manage to find a girl during college because he was too busy picking rubber cement from his recently hazed ass hair...

and the women?? Horse faced barely hot soccer moms pushing 40 and dressing 20. Not a single one uniquely attractive...

I'd get more wet looking at the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.

winged_dreams · 01-05-2006, 10:45 PM

I'm all for religious tolerance even though I still get a chuckle out of seeing Jesus is a Cunt shirts (saw one at a Slayer show once) but I saw something today that made me go O_O*. Our store a music dvd advertisment. Scattered along with the music stuff were pornish titles. I'm not sure if it was porn or just softcore but it certainly had nothing to do with music. I was glancing through it since I was bored and my eyes glanced up this title: Jesus Christ Serial Rapist. Wow, that's terrible.

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-05-2006, 10:55 PM

those slogans are just designed to get a rise out of people and to get pre-teens to buy the shirts to piss off their parents.

lots of my friends have those shirts, they love the shock value.

winged_dreams · 01-05-2006, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus

those slogans are just designed to get a rise out of people and to get pre-teens to buy the shirts to piss off their parents.

lots of my friends have those shirts, they love the shock value.

Yeah, but Jesus Christ Serial Rapist isn't a shirt. It's a movie!

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-05-2006, 11:07 PM

a movie!?!?!?!

holy crap, what sort of movie? horror?porn?comedy?

winged_dreams · 01-05-2006, 11:09 PM

I guess I didn't explain it well enough. We got a catalouge of music dvds. There were pornish looking movies also advertised in there too (not sure why). And I was looking at the catalouge and I saw that. It's about a schizophrenic who likes to r-word their victims. Perhaps a weird cross between horro and porn?

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-05-2006, 11:15 PM

hmmmmmmmm..............think i'll give it a miss

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-05-2006, 11:17 PM

so who else misses demonista?

hope she pops her head in again soon

winged_dreams · 01-05-2006, 11:18 PM

Yes, I heard she was leaving for a bit. I guess I was right. Any word on when she will be coming back?

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-05-2006, 11:21 PM

dont know when she'll be back for good, she told me a few months when last we chatted.
but i noticed she popped in to wish me happy birthday.
*happy dance.

AlKilyu · 01-05-2006, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus

those slogans are just designed to get a rise out of people and to get pre-teens to buy the shirts to piss off their parents.

lots of my friends have those shirts, they love the shock value.

Ah...anti-establishment shock value...and every generation thinks they are the first.

I cuss alot. I don't agree with the opinions of others. But I won't don a bumpersticker or clothing that can be seen by children that would be offensive and something their parents do not want them seeing. They can use the v-chip in the home, but they can't undo the damage done when riding in the car and they get behind someone with an innapropriate message, and in a crowd of people how are they supposed to deal with that?

edit: I miss demonistra too. I am worried that trip she is taking, not exactly safe. Also rose has gone MIA and I know it's probably university, but still!

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-05-2006, 11:36 PM

rose? no shite i havent seen her.
but universitys are on holidays here atm

Sanctus Dei · 01-05-2006, 11:42 PM

I really miss Demonista... *pout*

edible_eye · 01-06-2006, 12:53 AM

satellite radio. i have a sirius membership now and i think i'm going to enjoy radio again, on the scale i did as a child. i bought into sirius for the howard stern show and now, amazingly, a whole other world of radio listening experience has opened.

it's like cable tv, but on the radio.

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-06-2006, 01:00 AM

why are men such teasers'?
yet they never have the balls to follow through!!!!!
pissed off!

JuliaGaltic · 01-06-2006, 01:03 AM

Act like you don't want it and they'll follow through and then some...

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-06-2006, 01:09 AM

oh well i have no problems getting some but there is one guy who wants me, i want him but his ex, my best mate is pregnant with his second child.....so we tease and flirt but ........ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AlKilyu · 01-06-2006, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by edible_eye

satellite radio. i have a sirius membership now and i think i'm going to enjoy radio again, on the scale i did as a child. i bought into sirius for the howard stern show and now, amazingly, a whole other world of radio listening experience has opened.

it's like cable tv, but on the radio.

How is Howard on there? I want to get one but part of the fun with the terestrial show was them trying to say the words they weren't supposed to.

Also I heard a rumor that he is looking to get Phil Hendrie on one of his stations, which would be THE reason for me to get Sirius.

JuliaGaltic · 01-06-2006, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus

oh well i have no problems getting some but there is one guy who wants me, i want him but his ex, my best mate is pregnant with his second child.....so we tease and flirt but ........ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My sympathies!! I strongly adhere to that pesky unwritten rule which says that we can't date our best friend's significant ex (Emphasis on SIGNIFICANT). What a dilemma...

edible_eye · 01-06-2006, 01:22 AM

he starts the new show on monday. i've listened to him for almost 25 years now, as odd as that sounds - and it does sound odd in my own head. my hope is that he's able to churn out comedy the way he did way back when, before the censorship bastards forced him to water down his act.

rumors are flying that he and beth got married during the break and to add a bit of spice to it - some are saying she's pregnant. for now, there's a station dedicated to 24/7 howard stern news - operated and formatted entirely by fans of the show as well as those somehow involved with the show on a professional basis. it's bizarre and oddly entertaining.

anyway, aside from that - the various music formats, talk shows, comedy channels, etc. make for a truly enjoyable radio listening experience. there's nothing quite like listening to a dj (if you choose a channel with a dj) going on about something and suddenly, there it is - an f-bomb dropped during casual conversation. i'll tell ya - it makes you do a double take.

"wait a second... did he just say...? oh yeah, it's satellite."