Picture Post

[Disfunction]

Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

Old pic of me. I can't believe I'm actually posting this........::nervous::

Had there been people half as beautiful as you where I lived in Texas, my parents would have had to pry my fingers from the walls of our house when attempting to move back to Canada.

It’s really fucking hard to concentrate, Empty_Purple_Stars, Eyesofatragedy, Demonistar, Mlwlildevil, when you are all posting the gorgeous, digital representations of yourselves. Here I am trying to formulate a cognizant thought on a different thread, and I keep seeing the hinted allure of haunted dynamics and infinite wisdom of EPS’s visage—Eye’s sensuous body and the flow of skin over supple sinew—the wondering, questing expression of Demonistar in beautiful, poignant pose—and Mlwilildevil’s half in half out mirrored emotional contribution…and to the latter I say you are both lovely young ladies, in mind, body, and spirit.

Now as for the former two, E_P_S and Eyes…I can only guess at the number of free-flowing, pale gummy worm projectiles your gorgeous representations here have birthed over the course of your photo posting debut…only make an educated guesstimate in relation to the chaotic symbioses of a butterfly’s wings causing a tsunami a thousand miles away, extrapolate that data, compound it, pound it some more, compare it with the delicate sound of slapping of this board’s members as they gaze upon your likeness while entranced in a sweat funked stupor of lusty, carnal desires—take all that raw information and along with historical trends of the past few years and…

It suddenly begins to make some sense; chaos in motion, the recent years of violent, terrible storms, of unbridled fury in nature.

It’s the world tearing itself apart and fawning over the beauty in yous.

It’s no wonder why none of us can concentrate, vision glued to the screen, fingers white knuckled against the keyboards…in white knuckled fury…damn, where’s the tissue?

Who stole my tissues?

*delicate sound of communal slapping, grows into a cacophony, which splits asunder an entire galaxy billions and billions of miles away*

Nice one guys and gals, next time let’s aim for sector 52898.112, we’ll beat our wings in tandem and see if we can’t unleash an exasperated sigh which causes the entire universe to quake…now what was I talking about before?

[edible_eye]

Originally Posted by TStone

Now as for the former two, E_P_S and Eyes…I can only guess at the number of free-flowing, pale gummy worm projectiles your gorgeous representations here have birthed over the course of your photo posting debut…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that's just fuckin' beautiful, man. brought a tear to my eye.

[AlKilyu]

Originally Posted by edible_eye

damn. hot.

Ya I'd have said that but at my age pics like that call for the oxygen mask to keep me from falling out of my rocker!

[edible_eye]

Originally Posted by AlKilyu

that's kinda scary. i'm not even sure why.

[AlKilyu]

Sorry, it was either him or


AlKilyu Jr. on his way to his first birthday.

[NyQuil of Doom]

That looks like Gandalf having an orgasm or something, Al.

[AlKilyu]

Uh...that was the point.

Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

Old pic of me. I can't believe I'm actually posting this........::nervous::

yeah, i'm a little late here, and Al and E_E pretty much summed it all up.

i must sign off now, i've had my heartstopping moment of the day. Thanks Eyes.

Wow, thanks everyone. I was a bit nervous about posting this pic since it's a bit on the risque side. Glad to see it got a good reception.

Oh how I cherish the delicate sound of slapping/drooling...........

[death from above]

[Demonista_Ravenesque]

Well, I seriously have Nothing better to do, so here I am...going to post my pictures.

I took this photo today....




I took this photo right after I was upset about something, I'm pretty sure it was about random issues.




And I don't know why I took this one.





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Ok, I'm done

[Miriel]

due to the fact that I havent been on any pics lately and my pc fried I have to post an old pic.
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[Disfunction]

Demonista: Gorgeous.

I'm glad you complimented Demonista, Dis. I just feel so...I don't know?













You know? So I'll just keep my compliments to, "lovely young lady" until E_P_S or Eye's decides to hook us up again.

Or Wolfmoon!

Or Soul!

Or NyQuil!

Or Battery!

Or Suicide!

Or...damn, so many beautiful peeps, so little time. Eh, more beautiful picutres, please?

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

LMAO! Holy crap! That pic is hilarious!

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by TStone

I'm glad you complimented Demonista, Dis. I just feel so...I don't know?







You know? So I'll just keep my compliments to, "lovely young lady" until E_P_S or Eye's decides to hook us up again.

Or Wolfmoon!

Or Soul!

Or NyQuil!

Or Battery!

Or Suicide!

Or...damn, so many beautiful peeps, so little time. Eh, more beautiful picutres, please?

Don't feel bad T..

I told Mellow her legs were drool worthy on the last page..

I got an extra ten thousand Hell points for that one..

But don't worry, If I get there first I'll keep your spot warm..

[winged_dreams]

Wow! Eyes is so sexy! ^^ Awesome picture. And everyone else has uberly pretty pictures too.

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Don't feel bad T..

I told Mellow her legs were drool worthy on the last page..

I got an extra ten thousand Hell points for that one..

But don't worry, If I get there first I'll keep your spot warm..

Yeah, but you're a woman, and you're smoking hawt, so the fires of hell would just be a warm distraction to you...besides, it doesn't sound creepy when you write something like that to M'devil, it even sounds kinda hawt...damn it's hawt as hell...all this hawtness is stiffling...why's it so fricking hawt in here...E_P_S? What is your hawt self doing here...where'd you get that hawt looking pitchfork...why's it so goddamn hawt...holy hell!

Hawt Freaking Schweet!

[Disfunction]

As long as I stay in Canada, nearly everyone is fair game

[AlKilyu]

Originally Posted by winged_dreams

Wow! Eyes is so sexy! ^^ Awesome picture. And everyone else has uberly pretty pictures too.

See Eyes? And here you were worried!

Like I am, people took other pics of me at work, but in light of edible's pics, I am a mere white turd, I am only half the man he is.

And no I am not gay on him. If I were gay it would not be him cause it'd hurt! O.o

Thanks winged! ::blush::

And Al no you are mistaken. You are a very handsome fellow. You just need to post pics a little more zoomed in instead of on top a very high (and scary) looking ladder.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

Thanks winged! ::blush::

And Al no you are mistaken. You are a very handsome fellow. You just need to post pics a little more zoomed in instead of on top a very high (and scary) looking ladder.

Gee, I don't know HOW I missed that sexzie friggin pic of you..

But I did..

So let me now say; GOOD GAWD!!!!!!!!

You have made Ritz Crackers jealous with your Hawtness..

Cuz ya know EVERYTHING tastes better on a Ritz..

So now you have singlehandedly brought about the downfall of America's favorite cracker, with your undeniable beauty..



Wow, just wow...

I think I need some quiet time now..

*Pants*

[TeapotScar]

Demonista- aren't you a cutie! I love your hair, it's definitely a good color for you, and not many people can pull blue off.

Miriel- You're such a gorgeous new-comer! Very pretty, *very* pretty!

So, erm... I've got a picture... but I'm warning you- it's unedited, so there are imperfections and the dress makes me look fatter than I am (I swear!):

[TeapotScar]

Oh man! I totally forgot to tell eyes how pretty she is- I've speechlessly been visiting the Picture Post for the past two days just to gaze lustfully at the curve of your hip... my... GOD... you're gorgeous.