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06-09-2011, 08:16 PM
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I laughed. And then clicked the replay button on this epic techno song.
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06-15-2011, 08:42 AM
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My favorite Kontan moment? EVER? Tough... but the most immediate thing that springs to mind is when he said to Saya, "Put your crotch on my crotch. Let's see what happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force."
For such gut laughs, I shall be grateful forever. Or at least until he comes back via proxy.
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06-15-2011, 09:01 AM
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The list where I was invited to suck Kontans dick or something was my favourite moment. I can't find the thread now but it was beautiful.
Also, I think the video I posted in this thread sums up what we should ALL be feeling about this great loss.
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06-15-2011, 09:08 AM
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Yah I was on the dick list too
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06-15-2011, 09:12 AM
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That thread pissed me off. I was offered a bro-pound in lieu of eating a dick. I didn't WANT a bro-pound, I wanted to chow down on Kontan's junk. Bitch used to drive me crazy, in cortex and groin both. I'm challenging him to an oiled cage-fight when he comes back.
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06-15-2011, 09:13 AM
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First dibs on the video footage of THAT sex fest
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06-15-2011, 09:15 AM
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Can I claim seconds?
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06-15-2011, 09:18 AM
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Only if you like them sloppy
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06-15-2011, 09:19 AM
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Lol. Only the sloppiest.
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06-15-2011, 09:20 AM
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Nice.That's some sexy shit right there.
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06-15-2011, 09:25 AM
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Would it be poor taste to turn this into a lament for the porn thread?
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06-15-2011, 09:26 AM
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How can I bring the porn thread back with no Kontan? It would feel wrong not have him being abused in some way. Possibly by Fruitbat. I KNOW THAT'S WHAT HE REALLY WANTED.
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06-15-2011, 09:28 AM
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Maybe if you do that he'll come back!
In more ways than one.
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06-15-2011, 09:29 AM
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I'm still hurting about it all. I keep thinking about it and then the tears come and I can't see straight enough to type. I'll consider it though, when the pain is more managable.
EDIT: That said, I did have a strange dream involving the porn thread last night. Maybe it's nearly time for it to come back.
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06-15-2011, 09:33 AM
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It has been like forever ago. Does it even exist anymore, what with the mods going crazy and stuff?
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06-15-2011, 09:34 AM
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Last time I saw the porn thread, it'd been moved to whining and hasn't been seen since.
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06-15-2011, 09:38 AM
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lol, yup that seems about right. Oh the shenanigans we used to do. Remember when Kontan and Despanan began the zombie apocalypse in AC's story.... and when they would always have related avatars... and then... oh why Gnet? why?
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06-15-2011, 09:44 AM
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G.Net is a cruel mistress. JUSTICE FOR KONTAN!!! THE PEOPLE DEMAND IT!!
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06-15-2011, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows
lol, yup that seems about right. Oh the shenanigans we used to do. Remember when Kontan and Despanan began the zombie apocalypse in AC's story.... and when they would always have related avatars... and then... oh why Gnet? why?
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Since there is no way I can finish it without Kontan, I may as well reveal that he was gonna be the one who killed the admin and saved the day. Irony's a bitch. Her and Gnet should get together and kick some puppies sometime.
Also - yeah, that was some sad shit, what happened to the porn thread. If the whiskey takes me, I may start a Kontan Porn Thread in memory, in which the squealing hordes can post their favorite sexual fantasy involving the man himself. Mofo is - WAS [sniffle] - pretty enough to ensure a fountain of plenty.
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06-15-2011, 10:49 AM
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You OWE it to Kontan to finish that shit. Give him his glory. Let us all bask in it. You know it's what he would have wanted.
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06-15-2011, 11:28 AM
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Nah. It was getting boring. 'Sides, Saya's vagina kind of stole the show, which in light of recent events would be kinda like going to Kontan's house and taking a long, glorious piss on his grieving mother's face.
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
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06-15-2011, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MissCheyenne
How can I bring the porn thread back with no Kontan? It would feel wrong not have him being abused in some way. Possibly by Fruitbat. I KNOW THAT'S WHAT HE REALLY WANTED.
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Kontan wants you all to know that if you do this, he will NEVER come back. For reals.
Also, Kontan says: "Suck a syphilitic hobo dick fruitbat."
what?
Oh yeah, HP: Kontan says: "I put my full faith in Jesus to get over me "alcoholism". It didn't work. Therefore we can reasonably deduce that faith doesn't work, you're just fucking crazy, and you took you neice or granddaughter or whatever to a party filled with pornstars. PORNSTARS HP. Classy."
I think that's it for now.
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06-15-2011, 12:54 PM
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I admit it, I thought about doing it but I couldn't, I just couldn't. It'd feel wrong to reap his memory like that, ya know?
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07-12-2011, 08:28 PM
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OMG!!!
Like who is, like totally not going to read my posts now?... Oh. My. God...
I'm sure he's waiting for you Desp in the big Chinese restaurant waiting room in the sky... or is that in the restaurant next door, I can never remember.
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I was under the impression that it was a Red Lobster waiting room, with the live lobsters huddling in the corner of the tank from fear of the slightly sticky, grimy little hell spawn tapping at glass, their defenselessness weighing in heavily on their tiny little minds as they desperately wish the rubber bands gone from their claws.
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07-27-2011, 11:53 AM
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Hey guys, remember when Kontan posted shitting dick nipples?
That was funny.
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