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04-18-2009, 09:39 PM
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#26
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: At all corners of the circle.
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35. start yelling "i'm not crazy im just a little unwell"
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04-18-2009, 09:40 PM
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#27
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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36. After being banned from HD, return to said store and try to enter, when the attendant tells you to leave tell him/her "I'll be back" exit store. A moment later drive back in with your car and... whoa heh.
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04-18-2009, 09:45 PM
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#28
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: At all corners of the circle.
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37. ask how much they would be willing to sell the cashier at isle 3 for if they state a price say you will only go as high as $35.79
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04-18-2009, 09:48 PM
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#29
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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38. With chains, tie the hot cashier chicks to a couple of 4x4's, and nail them to more and sacrifice them to the mighty Wood Gods.
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04-18-2009, 09:48 PM
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#30
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: At all corners of the circle.
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39. run through the store "pillaging" with a group of people
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04-18-2009, 09:52 PM
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#31
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: At all corners of the circle.
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40. construct a make-shift car using nothing but lumber, toilets, and random items people have in thier carts already and have a race around the store consisting of 500 laps
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04-18-2009, 09:58 PM
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#32
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: At all corners of the circle.
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41. try to convince people to attempt juggleing chainsaws
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04-19-2009, 08:19 AM
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#33
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Originally Posted by Duane
33. Get Silent bobs bat cape and a piece of rope and the like, set it up, aim for the hot big breasted cashier at the front and lift off!
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Silent Bob is my idol. All hail the mighty Kevin Smith!
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04-19-2009, 08:21 AM
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#34
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by itwasntme
39. run through the store "pillaging" with a group of people
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Ben, you forgot the "r a p e." 'Tis the viking way.
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04-19-2009, 10:18 AM
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#35
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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All hail the might Kevin Smith!
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04-19-2009, 05:28 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Originally Posted by Duane
All hail the might Kevin Smith!
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42. Make a thirty foot tall statue of Silent Bob.
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04-19-2009, 05:48 PM
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#37
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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43. R a p e someone...in the face!!!
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04-20-2009, 08:52 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: At all corners of the circle.
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44. "V8" random people
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04-20-2009, 08:55 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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45. Walk into the store completely nude.
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04-21-2009, 11:47 AM
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#40
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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46. Wait till the next presidential election season and begin a capaign rally for "Charles Manson Hitler" inside the store.
Charles Manson Hitler is Dana Carvey's idea, not mine.
Squatting monkey tells no lies!
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04-21-2009, 11:53 AM
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#41
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Assuming this home depot place is the US equivalent to B&Q and has kitchen and bathroom diplays, Take a bath in one of the displays. Complete with rubber ducks, shampoo , the works.
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04-21-2009, 01:17 PM
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#42
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
47. Assuming this home depot place is the US equivalent to B&Q and has kitchen and bathroom diplays, Take a bath in one of the displays. Complete with rubber ducks, shampoo , the works.
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I will assign you #47.
The rubber ducks add style.
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04-21-2009, 03:05 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Detroit
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Make a giant pile of wood out of 2X4s. Douse with gasoline. Find a red-haired female employee. Point and scream "witch" at her. Carry her to aforementioned wood pile and bound her to it. Light it on fire. Enjoy.
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04-21-2009, 03:12 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelikDemonik
Make a giant pile of wood out of 2X4s. Douse with gasoline. Find a red-haired female employee. Point and scream "witch" at her. Carry her to aforementioned wood pile and bound her to it. Light it on fire. Enjoy.
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Can we have sex with her first?
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04-21-2009, 03:15 PM
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#45
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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49. Before burning said "Witch" reenact that one scene from Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail.
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04-21-2009, 03:19 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duane
49. Before burning said "Witch" reenact that one scene from Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail.
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What floats?
Apples, bread, very small rocks.
A duck!
Oh, and uh yes...NI!!! (or ecky ecky ecky ecky pootang zoop boing)
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04-21-2009, 03:49 PM
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#47
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Ni ni ni ni ni!
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04-21-2009, 03:55 PM
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#48
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duane
Ni ni ni ni ni!
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i love the amp Jimmy Page has with the Zoso symbol printed on the grill cloth. What an incredible album, i think it has to be one of the only in history to have every song be a major hit.
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04-21-2009, 04:53 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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AC/DC's Back in Black? Boston's first album? Didn't those albumns have songs that were all hits?
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04-21-2009, 04:58 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duane
AC/DC's Back in Black? Boston's first album? Didn't those albumns have songs that were all hits?
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I have back in black, an about 50%+ of AC/DC songs are hits.
I'm not sure about boston, but they are a hit power wagon.
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