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10-18-2008, 11:16 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: California
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I abhor this man's use of violence to resolve this situation. The only thing he could have done worse was to use a gun. The moral thing to do would have been to try to get the shark to release the dog by offering himself as an exchange, and then have tried to show the shark the folly of using violence and the benefits of vegetarianism.
/sarcasm off.
Good on him. I'm sure his dog appreciates it.
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10-18-2008, 11:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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SHIT, MAN, you are never around anymore.
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10-19-2008, 08:31 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Florida
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I'd save my dogs from a shark, even though they were probably the ones who antagonized the shark at the beginning. They're stupid like that. I can kind of imagine the situation...
Wahwah(dog number 1): What's that?
Chichi(dog number 2): I don't know, lets bark at it! -bark-
Tenten(dog number 3): Yeah! -barks all yippity yippity-
Wahwah: I dunno, it looks pretty big, lets make friends! -jumps in water to play-
Shark: Ooooh, a snack! -bites-
Me: NOOOOOOO!!! MY MUTT!!!!!!! -jumps in and attacks shark with baka fan-
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10-19-2008, 09:18 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
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Just the title of this thread made me laugh to death.
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10-19-2008, 09:21 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Man : He's my best friend!!! I've to save him no matter if i lost my hand.
Dog : OMFG!!! He saved me!! I think I'll propose him and we'll get married and live happily forever and ever!!!
Shark : Oh crap... I missed that guy this close. Next time,I'll be looking around these kind of creature then. May be some guy might jump in again and I'll have my supper the, MUhahahaha
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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10-19-2008, 02:34 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
Posts: 1,044
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Thats so fucking gay. I would have left the dog to die. In fact, I would have recorded the shark eating the dog.
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10-19-2008, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Originally Posted by Necrophagist
Thats so fucking gay. I would have left the dog to die. In fact, I would have recorded the shark eating the dog.
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Your piggish views on the value of animal life aside, how is saving one's beloved pets from a shark in any shape or form homosexual?
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10-19-2008, 02:41 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
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Its "black metal humour" - as I prefer to call it. Do you really think I would enjoy watching the death of my pet? I'd rather get a pack of wolves than a dog though.
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10-19-2008, 02:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I live in a place where people buy beagles and then throw them out after hunting season is over, a lot of people have that attitude seriously. Though I figured you were just trolling :P
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10-19-2008, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
Posts: 1,044
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Thats fucking sick. Hunting should not be a sport.
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10-19-2008, 08:58 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Louisville, TN
Posts: 118
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Originally Posted by ionic_angel
I abhor this man's use of violence to resolve this situation. The only thing he could have done worse was to use a gun. The moral thing to do would have been to try to get the shark to release the dog by offering himself as an exchange, and then have tried to show the shark the folly of using violence and the benefits of vegetarianism.
/sarcasm off.
Good on him. I'm sure his dog appreciates it.
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LOL Wow, I'm slow tonight. You had me going when I first started reading that. I didn't realize it was sarcasm until I got to the self-sacrifice part.
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10-19-2008, 09:00 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Posts: 1,780
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Originally Posted by Necrophagist
Its "black metal humour"
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To bad it wasn't all that humorous.
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"Lucifer was an idiot, it wound up lord and master of nothing at all."
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10-19-2008, 10:40 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: California
Posts: 390
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Originally Posted by Xombie
SHIT, MAN, you are never around anymore.
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LOL, well, I had an epiphany. Well, not really. I just realized that A) most of the threads here are boring as hell, and B) that my usual state of mind makes almost everyone else here look like an optimist.
::snicker::
Also, I tend to lurk. But it's good to "see you" again. Anymore dreams about me?
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