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10-25-2009, 06:48 PM
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10-25-2009, 06:55 PM
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHahHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-25-2009, 06:57 PM
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Please don't sue me for copyright infringement. =)
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10-25-2009, 07:00 PM
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...Hmm...I'll think about it.
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10-25-2009, 07:02 PM
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I can make it worth your while!! ; hint hint nudge nudge ;
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10-25-2009, 07:04 PM
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Hmm...........I dunno about that
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10-25-2009, 07:06 PM
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Shut up, bigot.
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10-25-2009, 07:22 PM
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10-25-2009, 07:27 PM
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Shut up, bigot.
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10-25-2009, 07:28 PM
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How long is this gonna go on for? Do I have enough time for a quick fap?
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10-25-2009, 07:31 PM
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.....................This will go on FOREVER
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10-25-2009, 07:34 PM
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Nothing is forever. One day, duckie will remember to put on his glasses, realize yer hawt, and we'll fap to you in unison.
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10-25-2009, 07:36 PM
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......................Please don't say that...........it's just disturbing!
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10-25-2009, 07:40 PM
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Shut up, bigot.
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10-25-2009, 07:49 PM
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I'm sorry. I'm on another forum where people have a sense of humour, and too much of my persona from there was bleeding onto here, and I'd forgotten that this was gawf.net.
Sorry again.
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10-25-2009, 07:50 PM
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Ppsh chupacabra!
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10-25-2009, 07:53 PM
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Shut up, bigot.
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10-25-2009, 07:54 PM
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No YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuu..........are adorable.
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10-26-2009, 01:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Tha Duckman
That is the greatest post in the Interwebs.
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I disagree. The greatest post in the Interwebs was made by you, Duckie.
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10-26-2009, 01:59 AM
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10-26-2009, 05:56 AM
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This is grotesque =S
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10-26-2009, 08:13 AM
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Speaking of grotesque, did you know ducks are disturbingly creepy? It's true:
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The strange case of the homosexual necrophiliac duck pushed out the boundaries of knowledge in a rather improbable way when it was recorded by Dutch researcher Kees Moeliker. ...
... Ducks behave pretty badly, it seems. It is not so much that up to one in 10 of mallard couples are homosexual - no one would raise an eyebrow in the liberal Netherlands - but they regularly indulge in "attempted r*pe flights" when they pursue other ducks with a view to forcible mating. "R*pe is a normal reproductive strategy in mallards," explains Mr Moeliker.
But, it could be worse. One could have named oneself The Candiruman.
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10-26-2009, 08:18 AM
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Yeah I once read somewhere that duck genitalia looks so weird because the female duck's vag is twisted so they can escape r@pe and not get pregnant by anyone they don't like, and the male's peener became twisted as a result.
NO ONE SUSPECTS THE DUCK
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10-26-2009, 08:19 AM
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o.0............disturbing.
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10-26-2009, 08:27 AM
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Shut up, bigot.
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