What's your Goth-atude

[ape descendant]

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

Am I more or less goth when I get a boner? On the one hand, it's caused by blood, denoting I'm alive, which is totally not goth... but then blood sparks off the idea of vampires. And it's stiff...... but it's not cold.

You can see the dilemma.

You could always stick it in the freezer for that "just kicked off" feel.

[Apathy's_Child]

No one ever died before goths decided it was romantic.

A revision of Genesis is forthcoming, as soon as Robert Smith gets enough absinthe out of his system to sit down at the computer, open up Word and substitute a vampire offering Eve a clove for the serpent offering fruit. The only reason no one knows lung cancer brought down the deathless paradise of garden of Eden is because of teh preppy cover-up.

[Apathy's_Child]

Originally Posted by ape descendant

You could always stick it in the freezer for that "just kicked off" feel.

But I don't know if I'm goth yet! The ONLY thing worse than not being goth is being a wannabe poseur!

[JCC.]

Does the cat suit have a clothing tag on it?

[Ben Lahnger]

Originally Posted by JCC.

Is she wearing lace anywhere on her person?

Usually. And sometimes she makes with the fishnet stockings.

[JCC.]

Great, Ben, now people will think I'm getting fucking dementia as well as becoming wolfman, you fucker.

[Ben Lahnger]

Originally Posted by JCC.

Does the cat suit have a clothing tag on it?

I don't know. Maybe she even leaves the price tags on. What do I fucking care.

[Ben Lahnger]

Originally Posted by JCC.

Great, Ben, now people will think I'm getting fucking dementia as well as becoming wolfman, you fucker.

Oh fuck! And here I thought that was your schtick all along!

[JCC.]

It's important to know if she's troo gawf or a poseur. You don't wanna catch poseuritis. I knew a guy got that, now he's Ben Affleck.

[JCC.]

Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger

Oh fuck! And here I thought that was your schtick all along!

We're still cool, you're funny.

[Ben Lahnger]

Wait, he sucks, but he got Jennifer Garner ... that's a win as far as I'm concerned.

Now if catching poseuritis made you into Robert Pattinson, I'd be freaking worried.

[Tam Li Hua]

No, I think poseuritis turns you into an avid teen fan of everything Hot Topic, and makes you want to hang out in the mall drinking purple slurpies and giving strangers dressed normally the evil eye. [Purple because that's the closest to black a slurpie at the mall will ever get.]

[JCC.]

Jennifer Garner looks like her face is made of silly putty and she hangs weights to her chin.

[Ben Lahnger]

Originally Posted by JCC.

Jennifer Garner looks like her face is made of silly putty and she hangs weights to her chin.

So your saying you won't have a woman unless she looks better than this?

[JCC.]

Yes, that is what I am saying.

[JCC.]

Naw, I'm kidding, I'd do anyone, but getting to pork her does not justify having to be Ben Affleck.

[ape descendant]

Originally Posted by Tam Li Hua

No, I think poseuritis turns you into an avid teen fan of everything Hot Topic, and makes you want to hang out in the mall drinking purple slurpies and giving strangers dressed normally the evil eye. [Purple because that's the closest to black a slurpie at the mall will ever get.]

...or they could turn into... Twilight fans.... *shudders*

[LenorePoe]

Originally Posted by Alan

Shut up. Way the fuck up

lol, why should I?

[Alan]

Because I personally would feel completely embarrassed if I showed I'm that big of an idiot.

[Jonathan]

Well, I've got an awful haircut and like terrible music. Oh and I own some black t-shirts. I guess that counts.

[Razeal18]

let's see, I:
have no problem verbally abusing homless people who agrressivly pan handle

don't wear eyeliner or nail polish anymore due to trying to get a "real" job

have teeth on par with a 5 year meth head without the fun of doing massive amounts of drugs

seem to only get involved with chiks that are out-of-their-goddamn-minds

have sevral self-destructive habits and like a range of 80's rock alternative techno and industrial music

[ape descendant]

Originally Posted by LenorePoe

lol, why should I?

Oh, honey, just ignore him, like every one else does.

[ape descendant]

Originally Posted by Razeal18

let's see, I:
have no problem verbally abusing homless people who agrressivly pan handle

don't wear eyeliner or nail polish anymore due to trying to get a "real" job

have teeth on par with a 5 year meth head without the fun of doing massive amounts of drugs

seem to only get involved with chiks that are out-of-their-goddamn-minds

have sevral self-destructive habits and like a range of 80's rock alternative techno and industrial music

Sokay, eyeliner can fuck your eyes up anyway.. and you'll need those.. I'm sure.

As soon as you can get insurance.. you should get your teeth looked at.. push come shove, there should be something that can be done... even if its falsies.

Forget the girls for now (if that's even possible) focus on your future.

And music.. is awesome.. if what you listed is the worst of your self-destructive habits.. you'll be fine.

[Happyness]

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

Am I more or less goth when I get a boner? On the one hand, it's caused by blood, denoting I'm alive, which is totally not goth... but then blood sparks off the idea of vampires. And it's stiff...... but it's not cold.

You can see the dilemma.

You really need to get a girlfriend I'm thinking.

She would know what to do.

[corpse_fancier]

I listen to Shakin' Stevens records while cutting myself.

That's pretty goth, I'd say.