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Originally Posted by Despanan
Your first mistake was trying to buy "gourmet" coffee at a BURGER KING.
Then your mistake was not saying:
"Dude. I worked here. at this exact burger king. It takes like three seconds. What are you doin' to me?"
Though if you could read the "I just gave this fucker laxative" look on his face, he probably just really wanted to give someone laxative.
Kid probably came out and was like: "Dude, I just gave this fucker laxative! OWNED!" and everyone else was like: "Will you stop doing that? You're going to get us caught".
Also: Laxative tastes like total shit. How do people not notice it?
Edit: Also, WHY THE FUCK didn't you keep the drink and turn the little douchebag in to the manager?
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First, I was at Burger King getting a tasty veggie burger 'cause I wanted one and didn't want to spend like six bucks getting one at the coffee house, and I didn't want to go buy one from the store and cook it, much less make one from scratch as that requires voodoo.
And mocha joes are good. And like, two dollars, I always get one to drink there.
I didn't go turn him in because I just wanted to eat my meal and go to bed. Though in retrospect, that probably would have been a good idea.
