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05-03-2011, 12:56 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
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I do not mourn his passing, but the fact that we killed him makes me sad.
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05-03-2011, 07:13 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Originally Posted by CptSternn
Five hours after they supposedly shot him, they buried his body at sea. No pictures or DNA was taken, like they normally do as in the case of Che.
http://tinyurl.com/44fhh5s
This should end well.
It's not like he could have died of liver failure in a secret prison. |
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A SECRET PRISON? Really? REALLY?
It seems odd at first, but makes perfect sense if you actually think about it. After Saddam's sons were killed they embalmed the bodies and took pictures of them, and Muslims went CRAZY because this was some sort of blasphemy. Killing him and dumping his dumbass in the ocean quickly and quietly was the best way to deal with the situation. You do your best to avoid pissing off people (any more than they already are anyway) you conform (mostly) to Islamic law, which demands a speedy burial, and you eliminate the corpse and gravesite so that it can't be used as a rallying point for future militants.
Instead of using his body like it's important, instead of making it into a symbol you make it unimportant: you unceremoniously dump it into the ocean like so much garbage, to be sweallowed by the deep and annihilated.
If we had the will and capability to keep him in a secret prison (WHY?) and he died of liver failure, you REALLY think we'd just dump the body without showing anyone? Do you think we'd go through this giant charade just to tell everyone "he sleeps with the fishes?" Shit no, the five-Jew-Bankers would've put a bullet in his head, and made sure the doctor that autopsied him was on their payroll, and used his death as a MASSIVE propaganda tool. Shit, they'd've stuffed his body and had Obama use him as a coat rack.
The very fact that this seems a little suspect to Americans is actually evidence of it's veracity: Because the response is perfectly logical, but seems counter-intuitive to our culture.
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05-03-2011, 07:25 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Dudes! Chill! Obama is going to release his long form death certificate! (did I use this joke yet?)
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05-03-2011, 07:23 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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05-03-2011, 07:27 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
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^ Pretty much how it is right now. I've never been so proud of ole 'Bama.
I mean the fact that this whole time people were ACTUALLY QUESTIONING his citizenship really showed our country's hit a new low. Who fucking cares in the first place? We have a president who can read and write and at least attempts to make rational decisons to reform our slum of a country. At last we're free of nationalism and hysteria our previous monkey subjected us to. And yeah I've got mixed feelings about him at times, but I don't think he deserves any of the shit he's been getting world wide.
But anyway, let's stick to talking about the dead guy.
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05-03-2011, 07:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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His name is now o-BAM-a.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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05-03-2011, 08:03 PM
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Holy shit, this thread is all the fucking awesome. I'm digging that pic.
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05-07-2011, 02:59 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
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Not as good, but still amusing.
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05-07-2011, 07:20 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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"In reporting on Bin Laden's death, Fox News apologized for mispronouncing Barack Obama's name as "George W. Bush." - Andy Borowitz
*bonus Borowitz quote ...
"Obama praises Seals who kill people; Palin praises people who kill seals." - Andy Borowitz
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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