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10-11-2005, 11:39 AM
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#26
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
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I'd be a Donnie Osmond. They are an endangered species.
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10-11-2005, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I live in a poor ass town called Eagle Butte
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If i could be any animal mythical or real....shyt i'd be a drunken squirrel, or a vampire...yupp there'z mee
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10-11-2005, 11:56 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Originally Posted by goth_xx
If i could be any animal mythical or real....shyt i'd be a drunken squirrel
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10-11-2005, 12:08 PM
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#29
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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Originally Posted by goth_xx
If i could be any animal mythical or real....shyt i'd be a drunken squirrel, or a vampire...yupp there'z mee
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Ok, I'll go there if no one else wants it..
You DO know that even mythically, a VAMPIRE is NOT an animal.
Please tell me you know that, and your fingers were simply possessed by a crazed demon..
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10-11-2005, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,059
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If I may play the devil-spawn's advocate (ha ha) for a bit - and Lana Cree, why are you still here?
- Maybe she meant a vampire bat?
I think I'd like her to be one of those. They live in remote caves and such, far away from the internet.
And have huge schlongs, like Al's. 
Last edited by pitseleh; 10-11-2005 at 04:51 PM.
Reason: hyphenation
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10-11-2005, 05:03 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,051
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Wha?! This thread is interesting  I think I'd be an armadillo- it looks funny and jumps about ten feet when it's scared. I think they're also nocturnal... mythical... hm.. maybe somekind of shapeshifting hedgehog pixy that can sneak up on people and scare the hell out of them.
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10-11-2005, 05:32 PM
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Edible Eye I am sorry that my signature happened to make an effect on you that it did. It was meant as a joke with regards to the thread. Hopefully my foolishness hasnt completely tarnished my image within this forum.
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10-11-2005, 06:15 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Another state of mind...
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I'd be a fucking platypus and people would be swimming around like what the fuck is that, then I would proceed to kick the shit out of them with my venomous hind foot, bitchslap them with my beaver like tail, then I would bite and poke the fuck out of them with my duck like beak and be like what the fuck are you looking at.
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10-11-2005, 06:49 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In a cardboard box with my computer.
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He He, platypus is a funny name...
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10-11-2005, 07:56 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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why are people apologizing to me? this is the second thread i've visited where someone is apologizing to me.
tell me to fuck off... or something. tell me to eat shit... or something. just don't apologize - it makes me feel dirty.
darkangel - you are who you are. don't apologize for it, especially not to me. who am i to you? no one. your signature wasn't "foolishness", it was a quote you admired for some reason - hell, it's a quote i admire also - and the fact you used it didn't ruin any "image" you might have garnered in all of your 27 posts. relax, dude.
1toomany - that post made me laugh hard. i never thought of a platypus as a bad ass. nice one.
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10-11-2005, 08:22 PM
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A chihuahua. Because they are ugly (well most people think they are) and scared just like me.
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10-11-2005, 08:30 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy
A chihuahua. Because they are ugly (well most people think they are) and scared just like me.
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ok, repeat after me...
"damn, eyesofatragedy is hot"
repeat a hundred times. there you go. now you know what it sounds like when everyone on gothic.net signs on and sees one of your pics.
you're so not ugly.
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10-11-2005, 08:31 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The moon. In a box.
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I'd be a pokemon
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10-11-2005, 08:33 PM
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Heh. Thanks edible. I try not to be so down on myself but it's just been one of those type of nights and I'm just not in the greatest of spirits.
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10-11-2005, 08:51 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy
Heh. Thanks edible. I try not to be so down on myself but it's just been one of those type of nights and I'm just not in the greatest of spirits.
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Right fucking there with ya Hawtie..
I am about 4 shots into a good bottle of Vodka, come join me..
We'll drown our sorrows or damage our Liver's permanently..
Either Way..
Oh and so as not to threadjack:
I'm the one on top...
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10-11-2005, 09:58 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,243
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
Ok, I'll go there if no one else wants it..
You DO know that even mythically, a VAMPIRE is NOT an animal.
Please tell me you know that, and your fingers were simply possessed by a crazed demon..
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What? Leave the kid alone. Next thing you know, you'll be saying that Donnie Osmond isn't an animal.
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...don't smother your kids."
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10-11-2005, 10:30 PM
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First, chihuahuas aren't ugly. They are vicious little creatures.
Second, "Eyes Of A Tragedy is Hot". That's all i got to say 'bout that.
i'd like to be an aligator...yeah.
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10-11-2005, 11:01 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
ok, repeat after me...
"damn, eyesofatragedy is hot"
repeat a hundred times. there you go. now you know what it sounds like when everyone on gothic.net signs on and sees one of your pics.
you're so not ugly.
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Amen. If you want to be like me (phht and who doesn't?) drool and slobber on your keyboard while repeating the above phrase.
They aren't ugly, how can you call this ugly?
Or yourself for that matter?
And the only thing this guy is afraid of
is some perv posting his bolas on the internet!
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10-11-2005, 11:14 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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A person who is part dragon (pretty wings and odd colored hair). I like fantasy creatures. ^^
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10-11-2005, 11:26 PM
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#45
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 4
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A unicorn - thats an easy one!
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10-11-2005, 11:36 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by Disfunction
Next thing you know, you'll be saying that Donnie Osmond isn't an animal.
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Oh Donnies IS an Animal..
In Bed...
Oh yeah.....
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10-11-2005, 11:51 PM
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#47
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
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What's green and wet all over?
Al's Lizards!
Eyesofatragedy be pretty and Chihuahuas are funny little things.
To E_E: Thankee
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10-11-2005, 11:53 PM
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#48
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Hmm I'd want to be a pig with wings now that I think about it. Pigs have 30 minute orgasms supposedly. Think about it . . .
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10-12-2005, 12:23 AM
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#49
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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Really? Where do you people learn such interesting facts? O_o*
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10-12-2005, 06:22 AM
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#50
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,243
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Originally Posted by winged_dreams
Really? Where do you people learn such interesting facts? O_o*
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It's actually fairly well documented, although pigs don't know enough to have sex for pleasure just yet; I'm rather curious to know the span of a dolphins orgasms.
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