Twisted Humor

[fiends]

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

It would be funnier if the other two people were Castro and Laden.

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You're right.
Of course... I heard this when Clinton was in office.
I'll change it for the better, next time.
I actually had a killer cruel joke... but I forgot it as I started typing.

[StasisInDarkness]

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms!

What did the quadriplegic burn-victim get for Christmas?
Cancer!

...that's all I've got.

[DarkWinter]

Q:What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
A: BOB

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?
A: Matt

Q: What's the worse part of eatting a vegtable:
A: Getting them back in the wheelchair