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11-30-2005, 05:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
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except Mael - you're slogan would go on the back or your underwear...
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12-03-2005, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Ewwww, Manimal, I don't want to think of Mael's underwear's skidmarks!
*sick*
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12-03-2005, 05:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 16
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 Im goth can't you tell
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12-04-2005, 07:20 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Some God-forsaken town in the north of England
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thought of another one at college on friday
jesus is an emo kid
but we're getting them made, so you may have to pay us copyright
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12-04-2005, 09:13 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 16
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Fun!
Lets see...
Maybe just that cliche-eldritch-joke
"-Im not a goth!"
Or then get there:
"Im so goth that my diapers are made of PVC"
I dont remeber where did I get that...
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12-05-2005, 05:35 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Lommel, Belgium
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"Nice boots..." (As has been posted in a similar thread here before, I know.)
Here are the funny quotes I've collected over the years and really like:
am the Root of all Evil (the fun kind of evil; see Bill Gates for the Root of All Not-fun Evil).
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. (-Joe E. Lewis)
You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy. In a jar on my desk. (-Stephen King)
Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.
The prospect of entering my crone phase doesn't bother me a bit. Personally, I can't wait to be addressed as "O, Great Wise One".
Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
Adults are obsolete children, and the hell with them. (Theodor Geisel/Dr. Seuss)
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio, so piss off. (-The Reduced Shakespeare Company)
It’s not my fantasy, it’s my alternate reality.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. (-Robin Williams)
I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -Douglas Adams
I am a product of the '90s. I demand instant gratification and no responsibility.
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12-05-2005, 09:52 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: technically in 8 places at once...
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You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal
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*snickers* I love this one.
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I can read your mind.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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12-12-2005, 10:07 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: London
Posts: 88
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I love hard work, I could watch it for hours
Jesus loves you, but I think your a wanker
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12-12-2005, 10:50 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: absofuckinglutely nowhere
Posts: 1,051
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
Forgive my ignorance: What's sodium pentothal?
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"truth serum", babe.
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12-12-2005, 08:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Florida
Posts: 325
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I don't have anything witty to say, but I do think this picture should be on a t-shirt.
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
~William Shakespeare
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12-12-2005, 09:28 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Batcave, Australia
Posts: 332
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I was making a shirt with a target where the heart is and then underneath it it said 'Insert Stake Here' but you can have it if you want
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
counteracts the booze I'm drinking
and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-12-2005, 11:42 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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"I worked very hard on my deathly pallor, thank you very much"
and
"Jesus, save me from your followers"
neither of which I can claim authorship of.
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12-13-2005, 10:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Originally Posted by syn
I love hard work, I could watch it for hours
Jesus loves you, but I think your a wanker
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This reminds me of one of my favorite phrases. I had it as a signature for a while but someone got offended.
Remember kids: Jesus loves you, but always make him wear a condom.
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12-16-2005, 07:34 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Blountsville, AL
Posts: 87
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I'm thinking about making a shirt that says "Like Manson, Slipknot, or Korn? Congratulations! You're a poser-goth!"
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12-16-2005, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Florida
Posts: 325
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Hmm, so if I like Korn I'm automatically a poser? Interesting..
Anyways, a couple of the quotes in my signiture would make a cool t-shirt.
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
~William Shakespeare
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12-16-2005, 11:45 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Blyth, UK - its a weird place but I was born and bred here so I've got to love it.
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"We're all guna die one day ---> why not today?"
"I tried to sniff coke once, the ice cubes got stuck up my nose"
"I luv drugs, drugs luv me, cannibas and ecstasy. With a jab jab here and a jab jab there, now I'm in intensive care"
They are just random but if you wanna use them, y'know.
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12-16-2005, 12:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
Posts: 1,001
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My friend had a picture of Christ beaming out light from his Sacred Heart and underneath "Jesus is coming - look busy". Found that pretty funny.
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12-16-2005, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Blountsville, AL
Posts: 87
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Hmm... You have a point. I should revise the slogan. Could someone help?
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12-28-2005, 09:06 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Denver
Posts: 68
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I know this is way too late for your project, but I couldn’t resist it. I saw a shirt yesterday that said, “Mad Scientist, but I have tenure”.
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12-28-2005, 09:42 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by Arc_Avalo
I'm thinking about making a shirt that says "Like Manson, Slipknot, or Korn? Congratulations! You're a poser-goth!"
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Actually, I'd probably buy one of those. But I think maybe you should change "You're a poseur-goth" to just "You're a Poseur!"
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12-28-2005, 09:44 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by Rhapsody
I know this is way too late for your project, but I couldn’t resist it. I saw a shirt yesterday that said, “Mad Scientist, but I have tenure”.
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Please explain the significance of 'tenure' for all of us morons.
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12-28-2005, 09:51 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Denver
Posts: 68
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From Dictionary.com - The status of holding one's position on a permanent basis without periodic contract renewals: a teacher granted tenure on a faculty.
My take on it - "I'm a Mad Scientist, but at least I'm not a flake."
Yes, I am a dork, so I thought it was funny.
Sorry.
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12-29-2005, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,051
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I just made a shirt that says "Zombies Love You For Your Brains!". It has hearts and skulls around it, too  The truth serum one and the mad scientist thing rock.
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-Cinema Strange
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12-30-2005, 06:01 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 16
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I once saw a shirt that said:
Necrophilia
Pump em, Hump em, Dump em
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12-30-2005, 06:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Tampa Bay
Posts: 491
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I'm sorry, I know this has nothing to do with anything but I've been looking on google and cant find any info.
My cousin wants to do X tomorrow (she won't be talked out of it and she promises to be careful) the only thing is that she's allergic to aspirin and I think other basic medicines but lets stick to aspirin.
Could she have an allergic reaction to X? I don't know exactly what's in it so I have no ide and I'm a little worried.
TY and sorry for the downer topic.
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