the Corrupted Wishes game

[anti]

Granted. But you gradually start losing eye sight, from staying on the computer so much, untill you become blind.

I wish I was God.

By the way, sorry, JulesJBJuliet, I don't know why I thought you had a penis. :P

[lizzy]

granted. but a more powerful god takes over you and your planets. you then become his or her slave forever...
(2 anti, i already have contacts! *runs away from computer*)
i wish i lived in a city where there is a hot topic, and hot goths.
(yes, i live in a REALY small town with not even a walmart, in which mostly hicks accompany. sad, i know)

[Manimal]

granted. You wake up in the morning and step outside to find your entire neighborhhood replaced with row upon row of Hot Topics. To make matters worse all of your neighbos - everyone everywhere - are now all dressed dark and beautiful. Yet earily enough they are all the same. "hiya neighbor!" One hot goth boy yells to you while he picks up the local hot Topic newspaper while wearing his black silk robe...

I wish I could understand what the Hell people really mean when they spout off cryptic or generalized BS at me.

[JulesJBJuliet]

Granted. You can now read minds. However, you soon discover that most people don't have a clue about anything, much less what they are talking about and you lose faith in humainity and kill yourself Kurt Cobain style to leave us all wondering why.

I wish next Friday was already here.

[lizzy]

wow, that's a tough one. granted. you understand what people are trying to tell you, but soon they don't understand you so in turn they just decide to dislike you even more.
i wish every holiday was holloween.

[JulesJBJuliet]

Granted. The veil between worlds drops permanently and you are sucked into the abyss of purgatory where you are licked to death by several saber-tooth tigers.

I wish Christmas didn't start on Father's Day

[lizzy]

granted. christmas doesn't start on father's day, but since it doesn't, santa tramples you with his raindeer for ruining his holiday.
(i love sabor-toothed tigers!)
i wish my family would stop trying to make me be girly and would respect who i am.

[anti]

Granted. Your family now respects you like no other. Even to the point that they do not deem themselves worthy of sharing oxygen with you and decide to sacrifice themselves in your honor by jumping into a crater full of molten lava.

I wish thinking of things to wish for wasn't so hard for me.

[lizzy]

i was thinking the same thing... granted. it becomes so easy for you however, that this entire chain is overtakken by your wishes. ultimately, we all kill you for taking up so much damn space.
i wish my feet weren't so damn cold.

[anti]

Heheh.

Well... Granted. Your feet are now so hot, they start melting.

I wish I was asleep in my bed right now.

[lizzy]

wow, so much melting... lol
granted. you are now asleep in your bed but freddy k. has taken over your happy dreams and has killed you.
i wish it wasn't so early in the morning!

[anti]

Who's Freddy K? o_O

[lizzy]

freddy kreugar? he's that evil dude who starred in the movie, freddy v.s. jason. have u ever heard of it?

[anti]

Ah, I see. Well... Heard of it? Yes. Seen it? No. ^^;

[lizzy]

ok then. hey, if u wanna chat, we can on the chat thread because some people might get mad if we are chatting on this thread. kay?

[anti]

Heheh. Surprisingly enough, the chat thread was locked. ^^;

But... let's get back on track with this. Your wish is granted. The earth's rotational velocity has now been altered, so it's now always late at night where you live.

I wish someone would steal my art.

[lizzy]

granted. someone someone steals your art but makes a ton of money off of it and he doesn't give you an ounce of it. he then takes over the world and everyone blames you.
(except me! lol jk)
i wish i had true friends that aren't bitches.
(is that u in your pic anti?)

[anti]

Ouch... He makes a ton of money off my art, takes over the world with it AND everyone blames me? That's just evil...

Granted, you make a few great friends, who are really nice to you and respect you. But these true friends are a part of this cult which organizes a mass suicide so your friends soon end up dead. Having just lost them, you feel so depressed you also end up killing yourself.

I wish I was done with these 14 pages of Latin text I have to translate.

By the way; no, that's not me. Unfortunately, I don't have a halo. My hair is long, though. But closer to blonde than dark. Also, I have dreadlocks... So yeah, not me. Sorry. ^^;

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Granted. Translated perfectly, and you get an A.

I'm sorry, I went through Latin hell as well, and I just couldn't grant anything bad that had to do with Latin. (besides, it would be too easy) I failed Latin 2 by .1 and my teacher wouldn't give it to me.

.1, what a bitch.

I wish that I didn't have to write my art paper.

[lizzy]

Granted. You don't have to write your art paper, instead, you have to write millions of other papers all day long.
(sorry if i was too hard on that wish,anti. )
i wish my dad would stop acting like a bitch all of the time.

[anti]

Nono. Never too hard.

Granted. Your dad has a heart attack and dies. And thus stops acting like a bitch.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[tenet_2012]

Granted... Then you get busted for meth and go to prison.

I wish that I just had the degree and didn't have to go to college and do homework.

[anti]

Granted. You get your degree. But since you only have the degree and no knowledge to back it up with, you get fired from one job after another. After a couple of years of this, you become really depressed and start doing drugs. You get busted for meth and go to prison.

I wish there was a god.

TheKorovaMilkbar, sorry, I didn't see your post before, but thanks, heheh. But wow, failing by .1, huh? Daaaaaamn, that sucks. Sorry, man.

[Mor_Rioghain]

Granted. From this point on I'm a god.

I wish I don't have to spend so much time on university.

[tenet_2012]

Granted but you fail out and are homeless.

I wish Johnny Depp was mine.