The Question Game

[TeapotScar]

*Ahem*

I believe Granny asked how Chechnya's doing... (and, no, that's not a sexual reference! You sickos...)

Things in Chechnya are pretty much the same as always- the Russian soldiers are suppressing, killing, violating, and stealing from the Chechyn people, and the Chechyns recently stole weapons from a drug dealer in a republic just north of Chechnya called "Kabardino-Balkaria". Russia, in yet another way wrong, completely stupid response to the war in Chechnya, is trying to pass what is basically it's own version of the Patriot Act, except Putin-style, so more restrictions on civil liberties.

To answer e_e's question, since I learned binary code in school, and I know what to do (woo-whoo for Cryptology), I'd send myself through the network to a government I.P. address and have their computers do something. I don't know- I'd figure it out on the way.


My own question: If you had to kill one person, and the way you determined which person you killed was through a small survey consisting of three questions- what three questions would you ask?

[2hammeron3]

1.What is your favourite color freezie?
2.Who would you most like to see eat a smoked sausage?
3.How much do you think my head weighs?


Who is the real walrus?

[edible_eye]

wally, of course.


if someone strapped you to a chair and lifted your lips away from your mouth with clamps, then unfolded paper clips with the sole intention of shoving them beneath your gums, what would you do?

[ice]

Have a freaking heart attack.


You kidnapped Santa, now what?

[edible_eye]

first, i'd have him summon that awesome sleigh with the eight-cylinder venison driven engine. then, i'd leave the fat bastard in a closet or something while i toured the globe for free. if his magic sack happened to be there also, i'd have it spontaneously generate a bottle of jack daniel's every time i ran out.

perfect.



you wake up one morning to find everone around you has turned into a cartoon except you. further, you are now shunned for being a real human in a cartoon world. people call you names like flesh-person and laugh at you. what's the first thing you'd do? and the second?

[TeapotScar]

I'd ask him for an oreo.

How do you eat skittles? Rainbow order? All mixed up? You know what I mean.

[edible_eye]

by the handful.

and i assume you were answering ice and not me.


diet pepsi, diet coke, diet 7-up, diet dr. pepper, diet ginger ale, or urine?

[TeapotScar]

Oh! I'm sorry I didn't even realize I simulposted- I'll answer both of your questions.

1) I'd draw something and then try to eat it. An oreo, perchance.

2) Mmmmmmmm I looooooooooooove diet soda. It depends on the time of day- if I need caffeine- diet coke. If I'm already pretty high on something- diet ginger ale.



If you had to live without a microwave or a cell phone, which one would you get rid of?

[edible_eye]

the microwave, i guess. hmmmm. i never really use either electronic device, but it seems like when i need it - either one - i really need it. at least the cell phone works for emergencies, or for calling my bud vic - brutal, funny bastard that he is.




if something crawled out from your dinner tomorrow, screeched and leapt into your mouth, upsetting you from the table so you tipped backwards while trying to scream and it skittered down your throat as a result - what would you do?

[FenrisQueen]

Ask for some ketchup.


If you could only read one book for the rest of eternity, what would you pick?

[2hammeron3]

Frank Herbert's Dune.(im a dork, i know)

What manner of beast would you most and least like to be?

[spoonjigglesatan]

What manner of beast would you most and least like to be?

i would most like to be a centuar and least like to be a minnow.

if you could have one superpower, what would it be?

[TeapotScar]

*Mind-Reading*
du-huh


Who's hotter- Ms. Rice or Mrs. Clinton?

[edible_eye]

ms. rice, definitely. she's got that dark-skinned yummy-ness about her.


if you snapped a digital picture of yourself and then realized something was crawling out of the top of your head when you looked at it, what would you do?

[DCreep]

I'd drop another hit, then take another picture of myself.


Is Michael Jackson guilty?

[TeapotScar]

Depends on what you mean by "guilty"... he's guilty of insanity, for sure.


How excited are you by learning?

[FenrisQueen]

on a scale of 1-10...well, let's just say I'm like John Bender.




If you were dating someone of the opposite sex and then realized you were in love with their sibling of the same sex, what would you do?

[TeapotScar]

I'd remind myself how much I'm totally not a lesbian by picturing that time I made out with that girl, then that other time and that other time, then how much I could *definitely* not have sex with a girl.


If you could own all of the books in the world or all of the movies in the world, which would you choose?

[spoonjigglesatan]

all the books. books made into movies are sometimes shit, but movies made into books are usually shit.


if you could cover one person with saran wrap (with a little hole to breathe out of), who would it be?

[reborndead]

bush, because his nose looks funny all squashed up..

If you had to speak either pig-latin or chinese for the rest of your life which one would you pick?

[FenrisQueen]

chinese. It's the most spoken language in the world, isnt it?


If you had the power to become immortal or save someone elses life, which would you choose?

[spoonjigglesatan]

i would become immortal, because what if i save someone's life and they become horribly scarred and blame me?

which would you rather be - rich or stupid?

[ice]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

uhh, rich?
derrh o_O




Sky diving with a bungee cord or diving off a bridge with a parachute?

[Solumina]

rich

what kind of person would want to become stupid?

[FenrisQueen]

diving off a bridge.

and, well, I think Bill Gates can afford to be stupid.


If you could make gay marriage legal, would you?