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Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-09-2006, 01:52 PM

In the History up there^^it explains that it was never intended to be used as a 'Vibrator' but was sold as a 'Personal Massager'. Then they started popping up in Porno Movies, and Adult Vending Machines in Japan.

I dont want any part of the 'Kitty' end though..

Well actually both ends look painful..

*Ouch*

But it would still make for an awesome conversation piece..

Pun Intended.

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 01:52 PM

you are right. and they don't look comfortable in the slightest. it looks like sharp edges and stuff. ouchie!

01-09-2006, 02:05 PM

I'm sure a pornstar could hack it. I've seen worse things stuck up orifices.

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 02:13 PM

i've never seen a porn.

i remember when i went to buy my vibrator, it was a HORRID experience. this woman kept telling me i picked out the smallest one, and tried to sell me these ridiculously GINORMOUS ones. i kept telling her no and she kept pressing the issue so i ended up having to tell her something pretty embarassing to get her to leave me alone.

NEVER AGAIN!

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-09-2006, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Nix Nightingale~

i've never seen a porn.

i remember when i went to buy my vibrator, it was a HORRID experience. this woman kept telling me i picked out the smallest one, and tried to sell me these ridiculously GINORMOUS ones. i kept telling her no and she kept pressing the issue so i ended up having to tell her something pretty embarassing to get her to leave me alone.

NEVER AGAIN!

There really are better stores out there.

There is one here in Portland called Fascinations The salesgirls are tactful, sweet, honest and discreet.(o0oo that rhymed) The place is clean and well-designed. You don't really feel like you're in a 'typical' sex shop.

They will even open up packages and put batteries in any Vibe you have a question about.

Plus they knew things about Vibrators I had never heard before.

Useful AND Fun!

Even their website is well-designed and tasteful.

Check it out if you prefer a more low key method of purchasing 'Toys'. Personally I prefer the hands on approach so I can make sure they are made of soft giving material and not hard plastic.

The 'Jelly' ones are the best.. Err so I've heard..

*Hee*

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 02:36 PM

LMAO! I love you E_P_S! that is actually the store i went to, they have a chain of them here in Phoenix. she knew what she was talking about, but wouldn't listen to me when i tried to tell her my preference is smaller because they hurt me. after i said that she left, i think she felt bad for pressing.

and i SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO have one of the jelly ones.

but i never use the vibrate part. i don't like how it feels.

01-09-2006, 02:57 PM

You girls fucking rule. Women talking about vibrators has to be the best thing to read while at work. I liked the Fascinations store too. Lots of cool Valentines ideas - too bad I can't afford them all!

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 03:11 PM

LOL! i've only been in it twice. they have nice shoes.

01-09-2006, 03:12 PM

The one store I've found good is the Wild Zebra. It's a strip club slash/adult goodie store. That's were I bought my red thong for the fetish show I was in a while back. Also we have Secret's Boutique (who has some awesome get ups) and of course the Adult Video Megaplex for all your toys and large selection of videos ranging from the average to the most morbid.

::sigh::

I'm more into the aspect of dressing up. Too bad you have to have huge knocker to fit some of the items.

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 03:15 PM

there is another one here called Castle Megastore. i've never been there though Nelson has tried to drag me a few times. I'm terrified of those stores after that first chick!

joyslayer · 01-09-2006, 03:34 PM

I know a guy who had his entire "ding-dong" tattooed with spiderman images. o_O

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 03:56 PM

WOW. LOL! so he was like a walking spiderman sheet?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-09-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Nix Nightingale~

and i SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO have one of the jelly ones.

but i never use the vibrate part. i don't like how it feels.

~Nix

Mine is Red!!!

And I'm not crazy about the Vibrate part either. Ya know they make Jelly Dildos right? (That just doesn't sound right..

)

Many people think that Dildos and Vibes are the same thing.

But yeah they have some nice ones on their site that don't do anything but lay there..

*Hee*

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Originally Posted by Manimal

I liked the Fascinations store too. Lots of cool Valentines ideas - too bad I can't afford them all!

Oh and I got some really thought provoking V-Day ideas from their as well Wht. Boi.

I'm just not telling you what they were..

01-09-2006, 04:20 PM

I always thought it'd be a cool idea to get one of those home kits to make my own dildo by moldng my erect thingy - for her use of course. You know - perfect for the guy that doesnt want his woman playing with a penis unlike his own. Perfect for the woman who can't spend a waking moment away from her man's cock. Perfect as stocking stuffers for Mom and Aunt Florence. Perfect for road trips and vacations. Perfect for display at the home or office. You get the idea...

If I made a mold of mine, I'd sell you gnet girls your very own for the cost of materials and shipping... any takers?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-09-2006, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Manimal

If I made a mold of mine, I'd sell you gnet girls your very own for the cost of materials and shipping... any takers?

And I'll throw in a picture of my Size Ten Boot in Manimal's Chocolate Starfish at no extra charge.

*Beams*

Tstone and E_E can have one for free though..

*Hee*

When you care enough to send the very best....
Manimal's Cock..
The Special Gift for that Special Someone..

JuliaGaltic · 01-09-2006, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Nix Nightingale~

LOL! i've only been in it twice. they have nice shoes.

Nice shoes, yeah that's it, nice shoes....

JuliaGaltic · 01-09-2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by joyslayer

I know a guy who had his entire "ding-dong" tattooed with spiderman images. o_O

I was shopping around for a tattoo artist and one of the portfolios that I saw had a picture of a guy's penis tattooed as a snake with the eyes at the side of the head....hehe.

The tattoo artist told me that the guy had to stay erect during the whole tattoo session for it to come out right too. That must have been quite a feat... ouch!

joyslayer · 01-09-2006, 04:53 PM

I'm sure that would sell well.

joyslayer · 01-09-2006, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuliaGaltic

I was shopping around for a tattoo artist and one of the portfolios that I saw had a picture of a guy's penis tattooed as a snake with the eyes at the side of the head....hehe.

The tattoo artist told me that the guy had to stay erect during the whole tattoo session for it to come out right too. That must have been quite a feat... ouch!

I honestly don't understand why someone would get their "parts" tattooed. It gives me the heebie-jeebies just thinking about it. If I want a penis, it has to be all-natural.

UltraNEO* · 01-09-2006, 05:00 PM

I have 3 of the possible, 4 best things with me tonight.

1. Rich, Dark 85% Cocoa Mass Chocolate
2. French Ground Coffee
3. Natural Hand-rolling Tobacco - (Yep, your right. i should give up)
and 4. um.... (not telling)

01-09-2006, 05:02 PM

I've gotten it stuck in the zipper once or twice and there's no way in fuck I'm going to hand over my member to someone else to give me that same feeling steadily for the hour or two it takes to draw the pretty picture. Not to mention the weirdness of deciding whether you get a picture that is normal when flacid that stretches wierd when you get hard or somehow managing getting the whole Tat done while hard and letting the distorted version be when flacid... the mind boggles.

joyslayer · 01-09-2006, 06:17 PM

Like I had said, all natural is much better. *cringes* I do not want to know how it feels to get it done.

cannibalnuns · 01-09-2006, 06:58 PM

Back on the post I made about Axe. Hmmm I suppose I should use more of the stuff and then go to a pub. Hey if the scent does not work the liquor will hehe. God that sounded desperate.

joyslayer · 01-09-2006, 07:10 PM

Best of luck with that!

*giggles* I've been typing with my feet!!!

AlKilyu · 01-09-2006, 07:14 PM

I passed a display of that Axe stuff and asked eyes if I should wear that stuff, to which she replied, loudly, "That fucking stuff smells like fucking shit!"

Nothing, nothing beats a rant she made about a product in a different store. It was loud, it was crude, and it was really really funny. I was laughing really hard, the kind of laugh that makes no sound cause you are having trouble catching your breath, when a little ol' lady comes around the corner all pissed off and disgusted, at ME! I didn't say that shit, why do I get the stink eye? eyes never even looked up to see me being persecuted by Ma Bell.