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Demonista_Ravenesque · 01-24-2006, 09:24 PM

Show me now....Or I will shit on your lawn.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 01-24-2006, 09:30 PM

Last time I checked....It was.... hmmm.

You know what colour a giraffe turns when you strangle them??

I thought so...

That colour.

Ben Lahnger · 01-24-2006, 09:40 PM

So I was thinking ... you know, there's a really good reason I missed Demonista ... now what was it ... *scratching my head* ... and then it appears:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque

Show me now....Or I will shit on your lawn.

Oh yeah, THAT's why!

Sanctus Dei · 01-24-2006, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque

Show me now....Or I will shit on your lawn.

.....And this is why I am in love with you.

tenet_2012 · 01-24-2006, 10:38 PM

I just realized that I missed the exodus of Alkilyu.

That sucks...

Demonista_Ravenesque · 01-24-2006, 11:03 PM

Wait..What happened to Alkilyu?

Mr E Nigma · 01-24-2006, 11:34 PM

So I'm running around Warsong Gulch shooting, stabbing, having my pet plainstrider attack little gnomes and I'm having a very good time and enjoying myself thoroughly. Our team gets a 2nd flag capture and the alliance have zero so I'm thinkging, "Alright, I'll get some good exp for getting a capture and 20+ Killingblows."

Then the server goes down and when everyone logs back on the Battleground restarts and it didn't count at all..... =( sad day..

Demonista_Ravenesque · 01-25-2006, 12:02 AM

That's a whole lot of penguins.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-25-2006, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque

Show me now....Or I will shit on your lawn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei

.....And this is why I am in love with you.

I agree with you Sexzie, that is fucking HAWT!!

Hurry up and be legal Demonista, so we can play Viking and Pillage your Village!!

*seceretly replaces Tenet's new Vodka bottle with water*

tenet_2012 · 01-25-2006, 01:15 AM

*slaps E_P_S's hand*

Hey, leave the Absolut alone.

*secertly reaches for Jager*

mollydanger · 01-25-2006, 01:25 AM

Its Wenesday night In New Zealand...
This city Sucks...
There is nothing to do....
*sigh*
Oh well Hope every one eles is having a better time
Molly Danger

tenet_2012 · 01-25-2006, 01:26 AM

Oh God...

Introduct...

Nevermind.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 01-25-2006, 01:27 AM

Introduce yourself in the Introduce yourself thread?

Take your shit somewhere else... Maybe at the 'Put your somewhere else shit here' Thread.

You get the point Clarabelle, just do it.

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-25-2006, 01:37 AM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................

is that the sweet sweet voice of demonista????

all is right with g.net once again.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 01-25-2006, 01:46 AM

Mortalitas! Is that Curious I smell??

tenet_2012 · 01-25-2006, 09:21 AM

So, I did a Google image search.

I asked it, "What was the last thing I fucked?"

Here is the first result:

How'd it know...

Google is God!

WolfMoon · 01-25-2006, 10:05 AM

That image makes me want to puke.

I make great eggs.

I made some for my husband today and he was in eggstacy.

ba-dum-tish

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-25-2006, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xnguela

I can't believe there's another 45 minutes left to this class.

I have 13 minutes of battery left on my laptop.

What am I going to do for the next pedantically boring 45 minutes?!

Actually if you have 13 minutes of Battery, and 45 mins of class, you only have 32 mins of boredom to worry about..

Yes, I used my fingers AND toes to figure that out..

*drools*

JuliaGaltic · 01-25-2006, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenet_2012

So, I did a Google image search.

I asked it, "What was the last thing I fucked?"

Here is the first result:

How'd it know...

Google is God!

I decided to test that one out to see if Google knew all my dirty little secrets as well and...well... it did!

It sent me to the Suicide Girls website...creepy, I now worship the Google.

Ben Lahnger · 01-25-2006, 01:19 PM

Hey everybody,

here's a bit of fun courtesy of theonion.com. This is freakin' hilarious!

Live Every Day As If You're Dying Of A Contagious Disease That Turns People You Bite Into Zombies

(click ^ that)

Here's a quick excerpt:

(My father) was never really happy, and I remember asking myself, at a very young age, how his life would have been different if he'd behaved as if his appetites could provide him with an army of the living dead.

It's certainly changed almost everything about my life - the way I look at people, the way I treat them, the way I bite them, hard, and then begin screaming, "Aha! I've turned yet another person into a relentless shuffling zombie! Soon my mindless hordes shall hold dominion over the entire world!"

The Onion is always good for a laugh or two, but this is pretty damned funny!

tenet_2012 · 01-25-2006, 03:42 PM

JuliaGaltic · 01-25-2006, 04:19 PM

I have 4 kittens sleeping on my lap. I am looking at the visual definition of peace.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-25-2006, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuliaGaltic

I have 4 kittens sleeping on my lap. I am looking at the visual definition of peace.

Awwww..

Take a picture..

Oh wait, you'd have to wake em up..

I'll just visualize instead..

JuliaGaltic · 01-25-2006, 04:30 PM

I'll try to take a picture of something like this soon.. I really should before I have to give them away anyway... *sighs* That day can take it's time in coming that's for sure.

There are pictures of these 4 little angels and their mother in the Pet Pictures thread if you wanna meet my little demons.

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-25-2006, 05:00 PM

i have a bloody cold in the middle of a heat wave.
AND i' hungover.
i feel awful.