The "Or" Game - Page 22

Demonista_Ravenesque · 12-03-2005, 10:36 PM

Gimme Foetus! yum yum!

One hot female kinky nurse sticking a HUGE thermometer up your anus or some really fat dude with man tits giving you the best, most comfortable, relaxing massage EVER?!

TwistedKitsune · 12-03-2005, 10:39 PM

choices, choices...I'm gonna go with the massage though, 'cause I could REALLY use one at the moment

Would you rather have your eyes and your nipples change places, or your nose and your perineum?

Demonista_Ravenesque · 12-03-2005, 10:45 PM

I wanna see through my boobies !

Going *Zap Zap* to some big bulky guy or having the big bulky guy do that to you?

Darkfeeling · 12-03-2005, 10:45 PM

I dont know. If you just mean saying zap zap id rather a big bulky guy say it to me to avoid the embarassment.

would you rather die by being posessed by the devil like the girl in the exorcist

or be murdered by freddy crouger

TwistedKitsune · 12-03-2005, 10:48 PM

I'd go with the murder

Would you rather not be anatomically correct, or not have a face?

Demonista_Ravenesque · 12-03-2005, 10:53 PM

Not have a face...Answer my question above

TwistedKitsune · 12-03-2005, 10:59 PM

I'd rather be the *Zap Zap*er than the *Zap Zap*ee I suppose... *giggles*

Would you rather turn into a giant plastic turd, or a giant plastic penis?

Darkfeeling · 12-03-2005, 11:07 PM

penis...maybe some girl will masturbate using me hhahaah

would you rather have a banana shoved allllllll the way up your ass or have to puke up a whole apple

TwistedKitsune · 12-03-2005, 11:14 PM

definitely going with the banana, the apple concept is making me far more uncomfortable for some reason

Would you rather have to perpetually sneeze but only be able to sneeze once a year, and sneeze pins and needles when you do, or have sex with a walrus once?

Darkfeeling · 12-03-2005, 11:18 PM

wow...tough one.

uhhhh

I think I might just have to go with the sneeze one. I dont think I can live my life knowing ive screwed an animal.

and besides..I could hold the sneeze!

TwistedKitsune · 12-03-2005, 11:22 PM

hehe, so, where's your ______ or ______? *needs something to answer*

Darkfeeling · 12-03-2005, 11:35 PM

oh im an ass sorry

would you rather be rich or spend the rest of your life with your absolute true love

Sanctus Dei · 12-04-2005, 03:08 AM

Rich.

I make no plans in love.. it is unpredictible and cruel.

Would you rather be a starving nymphomaniac or crave beastiality?

TwistedKitsune · 12-04-2005, 02:20 PM

I'll go with starving

now, for a simple one: digital or analog?

edible_eye · 12-04-2005, 02:35 PM

digital, i guess.

hammering a nail into your forehead or cracking your teeth and sticking pins in the holes?

Darkfeeling · 12-04-2005, 02:47 PM

Cracking my teeth and sticking pins in the holes

Have no genitals or be mentally retarded your whole life

edible_eye · 12-04-2005, 02:54 PM

i'll take mentally retarded, please. at least i could kick open the women's bathroom stalls and enjoy how it made my genitals feel - especially since i couldn't get in trouble. hey - i'm retarded, remember?

crushing your hands in twin vises or being restrained so rats could eat your feet?

xXambivalenceXx · 12-04-2005, 03:09 PM

Uhm... Crushing my hands in twin vices... Atleast then the pain would cause me to either pass out or I'd just lose feeling from the adrenaline.

*I suck at these games*
Remaining a virgin your entire life, or being a eunich.

TwistedKitsune · 12-04-2005, 03:14 PM

I couldn't deal with having no hands, I really couldn't, so I'm going with the rats

Would you rather jump out of a 10 story building with fishing hooks, that are attached to the building, through your eyebrows, or have your nipples sanded off and the open wounds doused with vinegar?

TwistedKitsune · 12-04-2005, 03:16 PM

darn, no quick enough...I'd go with virgin...the eunich thing is just...eh..

ok, same question: Would you rather jump out of a 10 story building with fishing hooks, that are attached to the building, through your eyebrows, or have your nipples sanded off and the open wounds doused with vinegar?

xXambivalenceXx · 12-04-2005, 03:18 PM

Fishing hooks in the elbow... The other is just... slow and torture-esque. Atleast with the hooks in my elbows, I'd die when I hit the ground, so I wouldn't feel the pain for long.

Having the mob give you a nice pair of concrete shoes and then take you diving from the nearest bridge, or being trapped in a boat that was at the bottom of a very deep lake?

TwistedKitsune · 12-04-2005, 03:23 PM

The boat just seems more interesting to me

Ok, here I go with the Star Wars references again, but, Would you rather have Darth Vader's theme music play from your crotch every time you entered and/or exited a room, or have your genitals and fingertips glow like ET's heart every time you are attracted to someone?

xXambivalenceXx · 12-04-2005, 03:30 PM

Somehow, my twat having it's own theme music is just cool! That one.

Listening to your parents bicker for the rest of your life about a remote, or hearing nothing but the sound of your dog licking itself?

TwistedKitsune · 12-04-2005, 03:44 PM

My parents already bicker constantly about stupid things, so I'm used to it, I'll go with that one

Would you rather have all your appendages nibbled off by pirahnas or have a swordfish swim up your ass?

xXambivalenceXx · 12-04-2005, 03:48 PM

Ah, wow. Pirahnas... definitely.

Having 4 bees stuck up your nose or one tarantula in your mouth?