The "^" , "<" and "v" Game

[mutsumiasakura]

< must go and do homework like a good little student and so will miss the rest of the party
< waves farewell at <^>V

[maggot]

<wonders what's been going on on the GNet forums
< thinks V should tell <

[WizardElement5]

< eats all the chocolate cakes that ^^ is drowning in, purely out of sense of duty to preserve life, not really that greedy
now < feels sick and goes to lie down in dark room and make vow not to eat any more chocolate for at least five minutes! Hard vow to keep, that is.

[WizardElement5]

< has not learnt his abc yet, so can't understand anything on gnet and so, very sorrowfully, is of little help to ^^
< waves farewell to ^^^ and is very glad was able to save her life.

[Crom Crauch]

< walks back in and looks at the cake.

[Magpie_Tendencies]

Cake? What cake? Ohhh, that cake.

< eats cake.

Sorry ^. But if you're just gonna stand and stare...

[Crom Crauch]

no worries, ^, < doesn't like cake much.

[WizardElement5]

< returns from darkened room
< sees approx 950 chocolate cakes still here
< runs away screaming "never again, never, never, never!"

[Crom Crauch]

< asks ^ if < can burn them all

[WizardElement5]

hmmm... roast cakes, perhaps with potatoes and gravy? < throws-up!
^ Burn them! Burn them all, hahahahaha! Show no mercy!
957 cakes roll terrified out of the room while Wizard laughs insanely.

[shattered_likeness]

< Just seemed to have missed out on the party
< brings Pepto bismol for ^ and for v if v needs it

[Crom Crauch]

< smiles and tosses a match onto the cakes, which were soaked in a mixture of kerosene, powdered magnesium, and rocket fuel. *big explosion*

[WizardElement5]

< thanks ^^ for gift, but has to attend immediate funeral of cakes recently deceased in giant explosion. Unfortunately said bang was so big that Earth's crust has been split open and out slithers monsterous fire serpent...

[Crom Crauch]

< fights the fire serpent with a level 12 soul-sucking sword... and vorpal.

[shattered_likeness]

< brings Magical Trevor to extinguish (sp?) flames of fire serpent

ohw does v help combat fire serpent?

[Crom Crauch]

< points ^ to <'s post ^^

[shattered_likeness]

< likes ^'s idea!!
<appologizes for <'s spelling mistak in previous post
< also can't get Magical Trevor song out of <'s head
does v have suggestions for ridding song?

[Crom Crauch]

< recommends Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
< also likes <'s idea
< isn't worried too much about spelling mistakes, except when coupled with poor grammer

[WizardElement5]

Vicar at cake funeral: "Ashes to ashes, cake to dust..."
Fire serpent breaths out and, oh dear, it's vicar to dust also.
Wizard gives monster some of ^^'s gift and seems to cure the beast's halitosis. Now we are no longer in danger, everyone starts crying for loss of dearly beloved cakes and vicar.

[shattered_likeness]

< thanks ^^ for accepting ways
< reminds ^^ that this thread IS grammitically poor (<,>,^)
< wonders what v thinks should happen to dragon for frying vicar?

[Crom Crauch]

< thinks that ^ is correct
< also thinks that the dragon should be buried with the vicar

[shattered_likeness]

< thinks we should all make new garments from dragon's hide before burial.
Or, better yet, not bury the dragon and eat it!!!
Does v think that dragon's meat is poisonous?

[succubus,queenofvampires]

< thinks that it depends on the dragon.
Does v think that dragon's meat might be tasty?

[Crom Crauch]

< is already eating the dragon, and tells ^ and ^^ that it is very tasty indeed

[succubus,queenofvampires]

< listens to ^ and goes dragon-meat shopping with ^ and^^^
< asks V if she's willing to join <,^, and ^^^ 's shopping spree?