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12-04-2005, 03:56 PM
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#551
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1 tarantula in my mouth. Because I would just chew up that son of a bitch and spit him out like nothing happened.
A piercing on your clitoris/penis head or a tatoo on your forehead that says butter in about the same size text as this
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12-04-2005, 04:01 PM
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#552
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Louisiana
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My clit pierced... I've always wondered what that would be like... O_o
Have a small dick or no balls? (if you're a guy)
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12-04-2005, 04:10 PM
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#553
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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I dunno...I'm not a guy, but I may have to go with no balls...
would you rather be run all the way through with a pine tree, or pick your own eye's out with an ice pick?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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12-04-2005, 04:12 PM
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#554
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Louisiana
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Wow... pine tree... I like my eyes...
Watching your male gym coach and oldest female teacher fuck in the auditorium, COVERED in mayonnaise... or mustard?
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12-04-2005, 04:13 PM
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#555
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 158
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Mustard, Mayo smells like shit.
Waking up as a pancake or getting hit by a car 3 times in 1 day
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12-04-2005, 04:15 PM
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#556
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Louisiana
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Getting hit by a car. You'd get so rich from insurance.
The timeless question...
Paper or Plastic?
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12-04-2005, 04:16 PM
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#557
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Depends on at what speed, but I'd go with car...
Would you rather have an infinite supply of muffins for hands, or squirrels for feet?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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12-04-2005, 04:19 PM
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#558
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 158
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squirrels for feet 
especially if they were black squirrels
ummm being ***** (not that badly) or falling off a tall building
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12-04-2005, 04:23 PM
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#559
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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I'll go with the first
would you rather have testicles for earlobes, or a penis for a nose?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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12-04-2005, 04:23 PM
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#560
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Louisiana
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Balls for ears... it'd be funnier.
Since no one answered...
Paper or Plastic?
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12-04-2005, 04:30 PM
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#561
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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awww, I didn't see that you'd beat me!
I'll go with paper
Would you rather have a breast for a penis, or penises for breasts?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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12-04-2005, 05:28 PM
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#562
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Breasts for a penis.
Breasts are much more aesthetically pleasing.
Would you rather have bamboo shoots shoved under your nails or slowly driven into your eyes/
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12-04-2005, 06:22 PM
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#563
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 158
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under my nails for sure!
ummmm
a garden snake goes down your throat, or a stranger sticks there finger up your butthole.
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12-04-2005, 07:16 PM
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#564
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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neither one is exceptionally thrilling...I'll go with the snake though...I love snakes, and well...I'd rather know who had their finger up my bum when it comes down to it
Would you rather wear clowns shoes everywhere for three weeks with no explanation, or have to carry around a CPR test dummy for three weeks with no explanation?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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12-04-2005, 08:20 PM
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#565
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Clown shoes. They would be more discreet then a dummy.
Having someone throw up in your mouth while kissing you, or throwing up while they go down on you?
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12-04-2005, 08:36 PM
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#566
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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I take the "dirty" down south rather than having the chance of accidently swallowing or tasting such disgusting thing.
Hairy eyeballs or cellulite cheeks?
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12-04-2005, 08:53 PM
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#567
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Cellulite cheeks. I don't even know what that other one is. LOL.
Rock or Roll?
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12-04-2005, 10:10 PM
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#568
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: milwaukee, wisconsin
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
Cellulite cheeks. I don't even know what that other one is. LOL.
Rock or Roll?
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i would choose rock for sure....not only because I'm a geologist, but because I am a drummer too
hows about......"Less filling" or "Tastes great"
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12-04-2005, 10:34 PM
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Tastes great. No contest. I'm not a calorie counter.
Cat or dog?
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12-04-2005, 11:56 PM
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#570
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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I don't wanna have to decide, I love them both, but I'll say cat because it's what's currently curled up on my bed.
would you rather sleep (doubt you'd actually sleep much though...) nude on a bed of pins and needles for 48 hours, or be anally probed with barbed wire for 2 minutes?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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12-05-2005, 12:03 AM
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#571
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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The first one...Anything that involves nudity is cool.
Crazy Frog or The Hampsta Dance?
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12-05-2005, 12:07 AM
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#572
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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I'm rather partial to rodents
Would rather ride a two story slide made of razor blades naked and land in a pool of rubbing alcohol, or fall off the same slide and catch your eyelid on a nail on the way down?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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12-06-2005, 02:59 PM
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#573
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Missouri
Posts: 274
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Ouch...Just OUCH!
I guess if I HAD to pick, I'd say the one with the alcohol at the end. At least that way I would run less risk of infection.
OK, here's one.
Sit on hold with the cell phone company's collections department for 30 minutes just to be hung up on OR think you have an itch on your ear forgetting about your new piercing. (ode to a bad day)
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12-07-2005, 12:18 AM
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#574
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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I'd go with the piercing mistaken for itch...
Would you rather be strapped into a chair, have your eyelids stitched open, and be forced to veiw nonstop Enzite commercials for 24 hours, or be forced to listen to the Kill Bill theme music for 24 hours straight (no, you're not allowed to sleep)
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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12-07-2005, 12:38 AM
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#575
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 88
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meat or veggie?
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