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ice · 03-15-2004, 07:42 PM

Cats.
I love cats...
but gawd!
Their poop smells horrible.

Have you smelt cat waste?
Gaw.
Man.
Jeez.

o_O

Darkness_Of_The_Night · 03-15-2004, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ice

Cats.
I love cats...
but gawd!
Their poop smells horrible.

Have you smelt cat waste?
Gaw.
Man.
Jeez.

o_O

D_O_T_N-Yes we all know that cats poop smell even the dogs. Thats why you have to clean out the litter box so it won't stink. But beside that they are cool.
Ravena-May I meet Sheila? I mean can I get the hook up?

D_O_T_N and Ravena once again

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-15-2004, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ice

Cats.
I love cats...
but gawd!
Their poop smells horrible.

Have you smelt cat waste?
Gaw.
Man.
Jeez.

o_O

My dog Lucy used to eat the Cat's Turds out of the litter box..

I called it her snack treats..

she had issues..
well she was my dog
what do you expect?

can you imagine pitching that to Little Debbie??

ice · 03-15-2004, 08:21 PM

... :| ...
Yummy. Dog eating cat poop... o_O

What next? Robert Plant eating Bonham's drumsticks?

Darkness_Of_The_Night · 03-15-2004, 09:41 PM

Ravena has been on the phone with her special friend for about 3 hours now leaving me to do nothing but listen to her talk( torture). Grr what do to. Should I like unplug the phone cord. Yes I think I should. She would never know I did it. But wait if she reads this she would. Grr what to do. Any ideas people.

D_O_T_N

Asurai · 03-15-2004, 09:48 PM

I'm a "special friend?" Yay for me!

ohthefuckwell · 03-15-2004, 10:10 PM

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i wonder if it's possible....

that....

just maybe....

one day....

i'll figure out what the hell is wrong with me.

ayep.....

quoting myself....

pathetic attempt at an empty reminder.

i have told someone that he is now the shadow of the shell of half the person he used to be.....

funny....

kinda feeling the very same way.

....fucking sigh........

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-15-2004, 10:40 PM

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i wonder if it's possible....

that....

just maybe....

one day....

i'll figure out what the hell is wrong with me.

ayep.....

quoting myself....

pathetic attempt at an empty reminder.

i have told someone that he is now the shadow of the shell of half the person he used to be.....

funny....

kinda feeling the very same way.

....fucking sigh........

Oh fucking bullshit..
nope..
not having it..
i'm slo I kno
but did you really think you could sneak that in there?

You shine so fucking brightly and I'm only sorry I didnt see it a year ago before we hurt each other so much.

Your beautiful and perfect..
LAdies and Gentlemen,
were it not for OTFW and her shining spirit
my son and I would not have a Refrigerator full of food tonite
Or a pantry with something in it
You fucking made sure we can eat
How much value can I place on that?
You are getting stronger
Everyday
And we will both be stronger than that which broke us all that time ago
Somehow
You cant remind me of all of my sacred truths over on my thread and sneak this shit in here.
You fucking rock
Plain and Simple
Accept it
Make a T-Shirt or sumthin
but I'm relocating your thong if you say that stupid shit again
tonight
cuz tonight your my hero
thanks Red
Never will it be forgotten.....

ohthefuckwell · 03-15-2004, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

but I'm relocating your thong if you say that stupid shit again
tonight
cuz tonight your my hero
thanks Red
Never will it be forgotten.....

ok.....

i'll wait until tomorrow.

:P

and, you're more than welcome.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-15-2004, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

but I'm relocating your thong if you say that stupid shit again
tonight
cuz tonight your my hero
thanks Red
Never will it be forgotten.....

ok.....

i'll wait until tomorrow.

:P

and, you're more than welcome.

okay and tonight means from now until you get your 1.5 hours of sleep and only AFTER said 1.5 hours of sleep may you return to the aforementioned self-deprecation...

deal?

*fucking sigh*

ohthefuckwell · 03-16-2004, 12:08 AM

hmmmmm....

ok.

deal.

(HOWEVER....

i would like it duly noted, for the record....

that i DID, in fact, preveiously reserve my right to be as morose re: myself as i choose. :P )

Daz · 03-16-2004, 06:25 AM

damn it... this is the third time ive tried to post this
lets see if i can get the gawd damn things in the right order this time :twisted:

WolfMoon · 03-16-2004, 08:48 AM

Daz, I don't know whether to laugh or scream at that comic.I found it rather disturbing.Least ya get points for that,I don't distrub too easily.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-16-2004, 08:53 AM

Yeah no fucking shit huh?

I keep checking my back..

seriously though that WOULD splain alot!!

*twitch*

Darkness_Of_The_Night · 03-16-2004, 10:24 AM

Wow that was a cool comic. Anymore?

D_O_T_N

Takhisis · 03-16-2004, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Darkness_Of_The_Night

Wow that was a cool comic. Anymore?

D_O_T_N

They ended it a while ago, but the full archives are still up at http://www.plif.com

It's still one of my favorite comics.

Takhisis · 03-16-2004, 11:27 AM

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I just noticed something. Look at The Parking Lot is Full for March 13, 1998.

The novel "Hannibal" was published in June, 1999.

Daz · 03-16-2004, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Takhisis

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I just noticed something. Look at The Parking Lot is Full for March 13, 1998.

The novel "Hannibal" was published in June, 1999.

i know :twisted:
i still go back there to check out the comics every so often... i was kinda dissapointed when they stopped making them but i really had had enough of the damn sock puppets

Daz · 03-16-2004, 04:50 PM

so i spent all morning cutting up ducks for histology... since then and now i have showered once and washed my hands at least five times and i just found blood under my thumb nail. i'm really starting to wonder if i should just cut my nails right off but i really like them... they can be so useful :twisted:

psyche · 03-16-2004, 06:26 PM

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Oh, I've red vines for days and a licorice-whipping for weeks that may put a sweeter smile on your face, my deary!

*cackle-cackle*

I represent the lollipop guild. And I'd like to welcome you...

"Hmmmmmm...CANDY!!!" John the Mod

I'd like to introduce you to my delectable friend OTFW
She is rife with mystery and sweetness untouched and untasted
She has exponentially much LESS baggage than I do
She can outswear me on a good day
And looks better in a deep pit of despair than I could ever hope to
Plus she's got this really nifty anal fetish you might enjoy..

me?

I am busy burning Roissy to the ground...

leave a message..

beeeeeep...

wtf??

i leave you people alone for an hour & 1/2 and i come back to see you're, like.....auctioning me off or something??

damn.

make sure you get a good price 'cause i'm not cheap.

oh, and ummmm....about the anal fetish thing...

*ahem*

I'M not the one who can't manage to go a full 24 hours without talking about YOUR ass. :twisted:

Well my pleasures are few and bitter at this point ( Like your Ass)
So if auctioning you off to the man of my approval and choice brightens my day, then so be it..

*fucking sigh*

Besides I promise it won't be someone too scary or hairy....

*showing up scary late for suspense*

Greetings ~otfw~. I understand that you are intriguingly deep, eh?

Here's a rocket popsickle Stars, and I know that you know what to do! You and I both shall expand the inner dimensions of your delectable friend. To the point that she shall sweat the sweetest of sugars. Now where's my lollipop?

"Oh, the pleasure and pain we have in store for you!" Pinhead

03-16-2004, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by psyche

*showing up scary late for suspense*

Greetings ~otfw~. I understand that you are intriguingly deep, eh?

Here's a rocket popsickle Stars, and I know that you know what to do! You and I both shall expand the inner dimensions of your delectable friend. To the point that she shall sweat the sweetest of sugars. Now where's my lollipop?

"Oh, the pleasure and pain we have in store for you!" Pinhead

Hey psyche, when you're done with the tissue, the lotion, and the polishing...there's a man in the back who'd like to talk to you about a horse.

Clippity-Clop.

Daz's room is full, and this is -- to be quite honest -- endlessly more fun.

Clippity-Clop.

ohthefuckwell · 03-16-2004, 06:52 PM

i chased away some ghosts today.....

how is it that they're still haunting me???

ohthefuckwell · 03-16-2004, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by psyche

*showing up scary late for suspense*

Greetings ~otfw~. I understand that you are intriguingly deep, eh?

Here's a rocket popsickle Stars, and I know that you know what to do! You and I both shall expand the inner dimensions of your delectable friend. To the point that she shall sweat the sweetest of sugars. Now where's my lollipop?

"Oh, the pleasure and pain we have in store for you!" Pinhead

hmmmmm....

as interesting as that all sounds.....

now is probably not the best time.

unless, of course, you are particualrly interested in someone who has lost all life in her eyes and whose spirit is only a shadow of what it once was.

oh, and you would have to exhume me from this bottle that i am currently referring to as "friend".

if you'd rather wait....

give me about an eternity.

that should be all the time i need.

Daz · 03-16-2004, 07:48 PM

reminded by Toms comment about that little room i wandered down stairs and took this picture. now you all know what im talking about... i have recently read that some people are upset there are no more little trolls to flame... just say the word and i'll let a few of them back out :twisted:

03-16-2004, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Daz

reminded by Toms comment about that little room i wandered down stairs and took this picture. now you all know what im talking about... i have recently read that some people are upset there are no more little trolls to flame... just say the word and i'll let a few of them back out :twisted:

Nice room Daz, is there space inside for the horse? If need be, I can trade down to a small pony.