the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 24

11-30-2005, 09:52 PM

Granted, it is now -45 degrees farenheit outside, with a windchill factor of -90.

I wish I could be famous.

rockandrose · 11-30-2005, 09:54 PM

Granted. Famous indeed. You are permanently handcuffed to the gorgeous Paris Hilton.

I wish I have more cool t-shirts.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 11-30-2005, 10:10 PM

No....No, no, no. That was just too mean Rose. XD

God that was hilarious. Good one.

11-30-2005, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by rockandrose

You are permanently handcuffed to the gorgeous Paris Hilton.

I wish I have more cool t-shirts.

I said make me famous, not infamous.

anti · 12-01-2005, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockandrose

I wish I have more cool t-shirts.

Granted, you know own a ridiculous amount of cool t-shirts. So many cool t-shirts that you can't decide which one to wear today. Thus you decide to wear them all and end up dying from hyperthermia.

I wish I was fluent in French.

TeapotScar · 12-01-2005, 07:29 AM

You're fluent in French, but everytime you try to speak a word in French, a bird just shits on your head. Good luck with that.

I wish I hadn't found out what my boyfriend's getting me for Christmas... >.< whoops...

anti · 12-01-2005, 08:29 AM

Granted. You get this awesome idea for a Christmas present for your boyfriend, you're ecstatic about it. He, on the other hand, doesn't seem to like this idea of your's as much. He hates his present so incredibly much that he not only breaks up with you but also sets fire to your house, killing you and your family.

I wish I had a big juicy pineapple.

Moonie · 12-01-2005, 08:47 AM

Granted, but while your in your room bitching about not wanting to go to class you discover a pizza crust from the night before and upon devoring it you are affected by the undetected fungus there upon. in the resulting hallucination, you find it odd that smurfs would use chitos to play lawn darts.

i wish i had a vibrator that was powered by cold fusion!

Moonie · 12-01-2005, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonie

i wish i had a vibrator that was powered by cold fusion!

thats my wish

anti · 12-01-2005, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xnguela

Harsh!

Granted, but it contains RAT POISON, fucker. You die instantly.

I wish I didn't have to go to class so soon.

Harsh!? Don't blame me for your crappy presents!

Aw, okay. Maybe I was a bit harsh...

TeapotScar · 12-01-2005, 10:58 AM

Moonie: Your wish is granted, but it malfunctions and tunnels into your intestines, killing you.

I wish... I had a pure, clean glass of water.

12-01-2005, 11:03 AM

Granted. But your body has been so polluted by today's crappy water that you quiver into perfection, and in being perfect, you are slowly killed mentally from all the imperfection in this world you can't change.

I wish Kev was here.

anti · 12-01-2005, 11:28 AM

Granted. Kev is here. He kills you.

I wish I knew who Kev was.

lizzy · 12-01-2005, 02:22 PM

Granted. You know who kev is, but he turns out to be an agent who tries to kill you for finding out what his true identity is.
I wish my msn messenger would stop fucking up.
(don't worry, anti, he doesn't succede. ^.^)

12-01-2005, 08:32 PM

Granted, your MSN messenger works perfectly, but your computer explodes, impeding shrapnel into your tender, exposed flesh. You die trying to reach a phone.

I wish i could find that website with all the cool avatars.

Sanctus Dei · 12-01-2005, 08:57 PM

Granted, You find your website only are not allowed access due to a glitch in your currently running firewall, you crash your computer trying to fix the problem and in a rage head for the window with the intention of tossing the bugger through the window only you trip on a rug sending you head first into the monitor.

I wish I was less violent.

Old Spider · 12-02-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Xnguela

I wish I could control how fast time goes.

Done. Unfortunately 'time' is a psychopath and you are strapped down as his passenger.

I wish George W. Bush would finally snap and go on a week-long killing spree in D.C.

anti · 12-02-2005, 01:31 PM

Quote:

(don't worry, anti, he doesn't succede. ^.^)

Aw, how nice. ^^;

Granted. But he does this just as you're taking a vacation in D.C.

I wish Passenger would get together again and make a new album.

ShadowWolph · 12-04-2005, 05:11 AM

Passenger makes thier album, but you are deaf and unable to enjoy it.

I wish I could survivr without haveing to eat, sleep etc.

12-04-2005, 06:07 PM

Granted. You live, but go insane from lack of sleep. You're so emaciated from not eating that people find your frightening and avoid you. The lack of food makes you low on energy, increasing the amount of drowsiness, but your inability to sleep just drives you further insane until you end up dying of organ failure.

I wish my arm would stop hurting.

anti · 12-04-2005, 07:04 PM

Granted. Your arm stops hurting... when it falls off.

I wish I could study for my finals in my sleep.

12-04-2005, 08:21 PM

Granted. But everything that you studied swiftly leaves your mind as you wake, just like a dream. You fail the test.

I wish I could smoke marijuana again.

ShadowWolph · 12-05-2005, 04:23 AM

You can but only because you have glaucoma.
I wish I was a God.

lizzy · 12-05-2005, 03:48 PM

Granted. You become god but satain overtakes you and your people.
I wish my x-boyfriend's mother would let him move back to my town.

12-05-2005, 06:29 PM

Granted. She lets him move back after you die.

I wish periods wern't so messy.