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06-21-2007, 11:08 PM
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#576
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
Posts: 511
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It's going to be like in Woody Allen's film Sleeper. Eventually they will find that everything that is bad for you is really good for you.
Is all you really need is love?
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06-21-2007, 11:30 PM
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#577
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In desert part of Oregon, Central
Posts: 1,147
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No.
Why am I so hungry?
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These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
~Gilbert Highet
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06-21-2007, 11:37 PM
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#578
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Jolly old England.
Posts: 300
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Because the xombeh plauge has you!!
Do we really only exist because the jellyfish will it so?
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And then a chubby puppy with teensy legs rolls past which makes me giggle like a little school girl and forget what I was thinking about...
Breathing heard just below the floorboards.
The sense of something terrible rousing itself from
from its torpor.
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06-22-2007, 12:08 AM
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#579
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Jellyfish - yep. And the mice. Don't forget the mice. We're all part of their gigantic computer program to answer the question to life the universe and everything.
Do sheep count humans when they can't sleep?
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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06-22-2007, 01:00 AM
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#580
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: A doll house
Posts: 451
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Nevan
Jellyfish - yep. And the mice. Don't forget the mice. We're all part of their gigantic computer program to answer the question to life the universe and everything.
Do sheep count humans when they can't sleep?
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sheep are always sleepy, they are toasty warm because of their fuzzy bodies!
Why are blackboards green?
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To die would be an awfully big adventure -Peter Pan
I'd like to do more than survive, I'd like to rub it in your face. -The Dresden Dolls
Last edited by thedoll; 06-22-2007 at 01:01 AM.
Reason: forgot question
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06-22-2007, 06:39 AM
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#581
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because of the materials used to make them.
How did this get so wonderfully random?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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06-22-2007, 06:49 AM
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#582
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Because it's Gothic.net.
Why did I even had to say that? 
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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06-22-2007, 06:49 AM
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#583
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because you felt like it.
Why am I watching informercials?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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06-22-2007, 07:03 AM
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#584
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: The drizzling state of Denial
Posts: 263
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Well, duh, it's the will of the jellyfish. The tabby cats (yes, I see you forgot about the tabby cats) haven't got around to TV yet; they're still infiltrating the public school systems.
Why can't Bill Gates be drugged for a day so he sends money to my school for a field trip to the space station?
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Being yourself is like taking a shower; if you don't do it too often, you'll start to stink. Like, really bad. Gasmask school-evacuation-for-anthax bad.
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06-22-2007, 07:19 AM
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#585
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because he has too many guards surrounding him.
Why doesn't it pay to spend $10,000 a year for private school?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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06-22-2007, 08:50 AM
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#586
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Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 232
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Because they don't care about education only the money.
(last time im answering peoples)
Why does education lack so many things?
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"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy" -Jim Rohn
"A man can be destroyed but not defeated" -Ernest Hemingway
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" -Joe Lewis
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" - R.D. Lang
"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories" -Stainslaw J. Lec
"Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" -Mark Twain
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06-22-2007, 09:59 AM
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#587
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Because they only like to teach you things that are written on textbooks, like math, science and history. They do not want to teach you about good manners, how to be a good friend, or how to manage your money.
What happens to humans when they die?
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06-22-2007, 10:00 AM
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#588
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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They rot.
Why are ceiling fans out to get me?
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06-22-2007, 07:19 PM
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#589
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Because you play with them too much and they hate you for it xD
Is immortality on earth achievable?
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06-22-2007, 07:22 PM
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#590
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a black hole with a black moon
Posts: 2,658
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Guess what. It's not. WAAAAAAAAAAA this fuken sucks. WHy have you not even heard of Bauhaus, yet you're still here, Biohazard?
Goth Forever
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"I think in some way I wanted it to end, even if it meant my own destruction."
-Jeffrey Dahmer
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06-22-2007, 07:23 PM
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#591
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: The drizzling state of Denial
Posts: 263
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No, because life on Earth will cease to exist in a few billion years. Best you can do is write a really good book.
Is immortality that desirable?
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Being yourself is like taking a shower; if you don't do it too often, you'll start to stink. Like, really bad. Gasmask school-evacuation-for-anthax bad.
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06-22-2007, 07:24 PM
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#592
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Not if everyone around you is dying.
Why do fools fall in love?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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06-23-2007, 03:30 AM
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#593
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
Posts: 511
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It's an addiction.
Why is my generally unruly hair so soft and manageable right now?
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06-23-2007, 01:07 PM
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#594
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Because you do not comb it well.
Why doesn`t my hair grow faster?
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06-23-2007, 02:28 PM
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#595
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: The drizzling state of Denial
Posts: 263
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Genetics, maybe.
Why does hair dye have to be damaging?
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Being yourself is like taking a shower; if you don't do it too often, you'll start to stink. Like, really bad. Gasmask school-evacuation-for-anthax bad.
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06-23-2007, 02:29 PM
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#596
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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no pain, no gain.
What the hell just bit me? It hurts.
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06-23-2007, 02:32 PM
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#597
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: The drizzling state of Denial
Posts: 263
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A nuclear mosquito.
Why do I have to go to a stupid party for adults I never speak to tonight?
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Being yourself is like taking a shower; if you don't do it too often, you'll start to stink. Like, really bad. Gasmask school-evacuation-for-anthax bad.
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06-23-2007, 11:45 PM
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#598
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Because the adult world is just appearance and lies, and your parents probably want to take you there to pretend to the other adults.
Why is growing up so hard?
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06-24-2007, 01:11 AM
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#599
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Because if it were easy you wouldn't appreciate as much.
Why do we sometimes even bother with all this?
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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06-24-2007, 05:39 AM
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#600
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Bucharest, Romania
Posts: 468
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Because games are a great way of wasting time.
What's that fluffy thing under the bed?
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"I have cultivated my hysteria with delight and terror. Now I suffer continually from vertigo, and today, 23rd of January, 1862, I have received a singular warning, I have felt the wind of the wing of madness pass over me." - Charles Baudelaire
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