.: Randomness :.

[Lackluster_Heavens]

Ya, that realization was a fun one. Anyways, I would kill a god damned panda for some chocolate right now...

[Sanctus Dei]

Dirt is cheaper...

Bye Helio!! I miss you already!!!
Signed the papers today... I'm nervous now, it's going to run me 1,200 a month not including gas/electric/cable/association dues... *sigh* but here is an example of the base house:

http://www.donnayhomes.com/HomeDetail.cfm?HomeID=246&LocationID=38&HomeType=T ownhomes

Click the ipix virtual tour to see the whole place. And I'll take pics as soon as we have everything put together, our closing is May 30th...

[maggot]

But pandas are the essence of goth! They're all black and white with raccoon eye!

[Lackluster_Heavens]

They may be....i'd still kill one with mustard gas for some chocolate right now.

[maggot]

Fine. Be that way.

[Lackluster_Heavens]

Your missing the point...I dont like pandas ok? They think their better than me with their damn little beady eyes...and that fucking bamboo. And they wont breed to save the goddamned species? What the fuck kinda animal does that???

I need to eat more(chocolate included)and gain weight.

[Lackluster_Heavens]

The hell you do! Chocolate just makes you addicted to the damn stuff. Like crack but not the same color man, go for all natural weight gain...i'm talking chickens man!

I have a high metabolism,it doesn't matter what I eat really.

[Lackluster_Heavens]

Eat panda...That'll give you the weight you need. Lazy bastards. All fat.

What did a panda ever do to you?

[Lackluster_Heavens]

...I'll say three letters and let you work the details out on your own. J F K.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Xnguela

So, does anyone know anything about mudwrestling? If we have 4 pits, we're going to need... Well, dirt, for one. How much? And we'll probably need kiddie pools...?

I don't even know how to get started!!

It's pretty easy, here are some good guidelines if it's indoors..

"In order to do this you should have a garage or basement that you don't mind getting a little messy. You will need either a good sized kiddie pool or else you can create an acceptable area with a plastic tarp and some plywood. If you are going for the second option then take either some 2' x 10' or 2' x 12' planks and cut them to about 10 feet long, or what ever size you think adequate. Nail the planks together into a large square. Lie the tarp down on the floor in the middle of the wooden square. Make sure the tarp is larger than the wooden square. Pull the sides of the tarp up and over the planks. Make sure the tarp is lying flat on the ground. Staple or nail the tarp to the sides of the planks. Viola! you now have your own homemade empty mud arena. After you have the arena built you will need to fill it with a couple of inches of dirt. Add water. You should now have a top quality mud filled wrestling arena. Be sure that it is easy to get the dirt, and later mud, in and out the area you are going to play in.

If you have the party indoors, depending on the size of the area you have to work with, the mud wrestling should be an activity at your party and not necessarily the center of the party. The simple reason for this being that you may not want to track large amounts of mud into your house, ahh screw it, what do we care, it's your party, you do what you want. A small kiddie filled with clean water would be a good way to clean contestants off after their matches. If not then buckets of water dumped over their head also works very well, at least to get enough mud off so that they can go get in the shower without clogging the drain. Be sure to have plenty of towels on hand.

Contestants should come dressed for battle, i.e., in bathing suits with a change of clothes for afterwards. The wrestling can be any type you want. No holds barred is always fun until someone chokes on a mouth full of mud. Just be careful that no one hurts themselves. You can try and have a championship style contest where there is one ultimate winner. Whatever your little hearts desire is okay with us. We won't be there so what do we care, that is unless we get an invite which would be greatly appreciated. This type of party is a great way to raise a little money for your favorite charity. If you decide to do this then each contestant should pay a small admission fee with the proceeds going to the charity of the winners choice. Have fun and get dirty."


Also make sure the dirt you get is "fine" in texture, and not full of gravel. The softer the dirt, the softer the mud will be. Plus no one wants to roll around on rocks and stuff.

If it's Outdoors for some frigid reason;

"Obviously if this party is to be held outdoors then it would be best held during the summer. All you really need to do is get a flat area where you can create a mud puddle. This area does not have to be very large, a 10' x 10' area would do quite nicely. Be sure to mark off the area so the contestants will know just where the heck they are supposed to be. Make sure to prepare the area before hand so that you know you'll have mud. If necessary you might want to add some dirt, just to be sure. Be sure to have a hose to wash the contestants off afterwards. A supply of towels is also a must. On the day of the festive event the mud arena should be the center piece of the party. Refreshments and music should be centered around the arena. Having this party outdoors is the best way to make sure you won't have any mud in your house. "


Don't forget. Lots and lots of pictures..

Please,you are not obsessed. I've seen obsessed,and you are not it.

[Lackluster_Heavens]

Ya...obsessed is what i'm doing with panda's right now...god damn I hate them.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Your Ungothicness?

Is that even a Thang?

More than half of us aren't even Gothic.

What does "Gothic" even mean anymore?

But nah, I can't say you obssess about being one way or another in particular about anything. Certainly not "Gothicness" which makes me lose IQ points even typing it.

Why?


Lack of Luster?

I think anyone who'd be willing to dose a Panda with Mustard Gas for Chocolate, must
be alright.

*Nibbles Dark African Chocolate Morsel*

Maybe you should ask yourself:"What does Goth mean to me?"
And also consider:
-Are you doing it 'wrong' in some way?
-Are you being 'graded' on this?
-Does it feel 'fake' to you?

[Lackluster_Heavens]

Chocolate...or a meaningful relationship...either way. Thanks ESP

It's all about different opinions and views,not everyone here is Goth;that's been made clear. Why/where you suddenly got this strange idea,I'll never know.
You are not obsessed

[Lackluster_Heavens]

Obsession is me and Red vs Blue.

[Lackluster_Heavens]

Santarea, I dont have either...if I had one i've have the other obviously...

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Reject_Bunnies

Why/where you suddenly got this strange idea,I'll never know.

She got it from here;

Originally Posted by maggot

Is it a goth sorority?
You seem to obsess about your ungothicism..

Xng,

This is my Mantra.

I Just Don't Give a Fuck.

When I was in my Twenties, I was constantly worrying about what other people thought of me. How I was coming across? Was I doing this too much, or that too much?

I finally realized that being that Hyper Vigilant all of the time, made me a nervous wreck.

So I just stopped worrying about it.

Believe me, I still worry about a lot of things. But other people's opinions about me, just isn't something I let myself waste energy on anymore.

Just be however you feel it is right to be, and don't look back.

[Lackluster_Heavens]

Whoohoo! Chocolate wrestling.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

It's all good.

I myself have Personal Issues A-Z...

And Lack's Luster has MAJOR Panda Angst..

And the list could go on and on...

We Lacketh Not In Neurosis At Gothic.Net

[Lackluster_Heavens]

Woah! Hey! Panda Angst? Listen, I just displace some problems with "father figures" onto pandas...that, and they have better fashion sense then me, bastards.